Kwetunikwetu
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- Dec 23, 2007
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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied
"That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found
in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the
housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse phoned"
with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied
"That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found
in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the
housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse phoned"