Yona F. Maro
R I P
- Nov 2, 2006
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Dear Uncle Barrack,
Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian
famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to
chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.
I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed
at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin
bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama
clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the
family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree
but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a
special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos
they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to
Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own
personal great grandfada.
Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you.
You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions
but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African
man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take
over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that,
we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have
already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos
gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well
behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can
help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja.
I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for
her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she
can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter
may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and
ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost
becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.
I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in
Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six
degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for
dis. Please I need your help for this.
I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal
mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren
for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in
Jesus' name!
Til I hear you, I am
Yours amiable cousin
calista obama
Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian
famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to
chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.
I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed
at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin
bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama
clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the
family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree
but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a
special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos
they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to
Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own
personal great grandfada.
Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you.
You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions
but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African
man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take
over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that,
we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have
already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos
gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well
behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can
help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja.
I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for
her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she
can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter
may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and
ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost
becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.
I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in
Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six
degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for
dis. Please I need your help for this.
I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal
mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren
for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in
Jesus' name!
Til I hear you, I am
Yours amiable cousin
calista obama