Look busy, Magufuli is coming? Surely Tanzanian professionals are beyond this

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Hayo hapo maneno ya Mtanzania mwenzenu....


By ELSIE EYAKUZE
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Hey. It’s one thing to be underestimated as a chill land full of people who are quietly and irresistibly attractive, but I am starting to get worried that Tanzania could earn a reputation for “Tanzanian Engineering.”

I am worried that it won’t have quite the same connotations as German Engineering if you know what I mean. We may need to rethink our public education and management styles. Two examples why:

Recently, our electricity company Tanesco was forced to assure the people that it would be providing steady service with no major interruptions.

After all, energy is vital to a Hapa Kazi Tu economy and one of the most tangible demonstrations of efficiency. So, Tanesco has been trying.

Unfortunately, November through roughly February are months during which the power supply is guaranteed to be less than dependable. There are any number of reasons for this ranging from Mtera Dam’s vulnerability to drought to ageing infrastructure being unable to cope with the summer heat.

Which is why I used the term “forced” because Tanesco knows, but they still had to make an empty promise. Disappointing The Bulldozer is not an option.

Naturally, as soon as Tanesco told us that all would be well, the entire national grid took a nap. The Entire. National. Grid. It was epic.

Second issue: Last year, His Excellency ordered that planned new dormitories at the University of Dar es Salaam be built fast and cheap.

Accommodations for over 3,000 students, within the space of a year, at a price tag that was amenable to him. And you know what: The Tanzania Building Association delivered well within deadline. Said dormitories were opened in April of this year to great pomp and ceremony. Because disappointing the Bulldozer is not an option.

About a week ago, a young resident of these buildings put out a picture on social media showing some rather worrying structural damage. For his troubles, he ended up as a guest of the state for a spell, while the popo decided whether or not it was his right to post a picture online.

We the people were told by the authorities that apparently these incredible cracks — about the size of the Rift Valley — were called “expansion joints.”

Magufuli Is Coming

After decades of investment in education and good and bad decisions, Tanzanian professions are finally at that point where we’re developing into something substantial.

A generation of eager young people who know how to do mathematics and innovation and to dream of achievement: Why would we expose them to this? “Look Busy, Magufuli Is Coming” T-shirts for the whole government, when we are trying to recruit upwards? Sigh.

As a proponent of good management and anti-authoritarian, the least I tend to expect from dirigistes is an understanding that quality is a large part of the point, and the legacy.

Yeah, yeah, even leftists can read Lee Kuan Yew’s biography, get over it. We’ve all had jobs, we know the difference between good and bad management.

Good management makes you do the best you can, competent management gets out of your way at the very least, bad management relies on force and “doing-ism” to appear to be worth keeping in your job.

And at the end of the day, the product is the thing. I don’t even understand how an Engineer could forget that.

Honestly, I am cool with Tanesco. We go back a long ways and since they joined social media to keep in touch with their clients and let us know what’s up, we can hope for the best.

It’s a terrible situation, they try to make the best of it. Likewise, everybody knew those dorms were going to be awful. Trying to bring a false application of a technical term into it has only exacerbated the impression that the Engineers that the government employs are “only engineers.”

So I just want to say something to the professionals who are still trying: We know. It’s been tough. Everything is topsy-turvy: We even have a law professor as the governor of our central bank.

But keep to your standards, for goodness sake. We don’t need false promises, just good delivery. Management is only management at the end of the day. It comes, it goes. But a profession? Is a profession. And for goodness sake, don’t arrest university students for living in sub-par housing. It makes us all look stupid.

Elsie Eyakuze is an independent consultant and blogger for The Mikocheni Report, The Mikocheni Report. E-mail: elsieeyakuze@gmail.com

Look busy, Magufuli is coming? Surely Tanzanian professionals
 


 
hehehe nimecheka yote,duh bulldozer
 
Dereva wa BCE huyo, hajazoea tuvitz aisee anachana mbuga hadi kisigino kinaona hujuma. Sijui kama anakumbuka safari yenyewe ilikuwa ya kuelekea wapi. Maanake barabara aliacha kuulee zamani sana.
 
Hata wakenya wakisikia "Magufulu is coming", utaona nyewele mdogo za mgongini zinawasimama. Haha

Lakini kwa mwendo huo imefikia kuwaonea huruma Wabongo, maana hamkua mumezoea kufanya chochote kwa kasi, sasa mnaishia kujenga bweni zenye nyufa kisa hamtaki mkulu akasirike.

Sisi Wakenya hatuwezi kutisihika maana tumezoea kujituma bila kusubiri uongozi, nakupa siri muhimu sana kwa maisha yako, ukizoea kujituma kwa bidii bila utepetevu, utaishi maisha bila msukumo wa damu, jiulize nini huwa kinasababisha kampuni za Watanzania zilizomilikiwa na Watanzania zinaamua kuingia gharama za kutafuta Wahindi na Wakenya waje wafanye kazi ambazo kuna Watanzania waliohitimu kuzifanya.

Yaani wewe mkurungezi unaamua kuingia gharama kubwa ya kibali (work permit Tanzania is the most expensive, rigorous and stringent), gharama ya malazi kwenye mahoteli na mishahara ili kumleta Mhindi au Mkenya ilhali hapo nje kuna Watanzania wengi wanapita na vyeti wakiomba hiyo ajira.

Sasa kwa mwendo huu wa Magufuli ambao hamkua mumeuzoea, mnaishia kufanya madudu kwa kwenda mbele, maana hakomi kuwashtukiza na kuwapelekesha.
 
Twaweza
 

"Povuuuuuuuu.... On no the flag is up on the right side, it won't count. Oh dear..... could've been brilliant goal" [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
 
Kitu ambacho utabisha lakini ni ukweli mchungu, wakenya mnaaza kula wakati watanzania wanaamka. Tunaamka kwenye rushwa, kwenye kulinda rasilimali zetu kwanye utendaji kazi mpaka kwenye kujitosheleza kwa kujitegemea wenyewe. Kenya upande wapili watu hawana kazi, chakula shida, soko la kikanda linapotea, migomo ya kazi ndio usiseme, tofauti ya kipato cha wachini na wajuu nikitu cha kusikitisha.

Halafu Unafumbia macho jinsi majengo na madaraja ya Kenya yamavyo anguka kulinganisha na Tanzania.
 
50% of the multi storey buildings in Nairobi are not fit for human habitation or condemned buildings. but the folks are still dwelling in those structures.
 
"Povuuuuuuuu.... On no the flag is up on the right side, it won't count. Oh dear..... could've been brilliant goal" [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hivi hadi uni-quote mara mbili, nilijua hapo lazima povu za omo zitatoka, ila ndio huo ukweli...
 
huyo mwandushi eyakuze si ndio mkurugenzi wa taasisi ya twaweza?.
 
50% of the multi storey buildings in Nairobi are not fit for human habitation or condemned buildings. but the folks are still dwelling in those structures.
Wakija hapa watuletea mapicha ya majengo ya uzunguni, kule kwa akina "Daka tonge", majengo ni kichwa cha mwendawazimu. Yani usalama wa raia wa kipato cha chini hakuna anayejali.
 
Magufuli is a buffoon, one does not need clever understated articles by the outstanding Elsie Eyakuze to see that.

If anything, we should all drop the tongue in cheek civility and call out this grotesque fascist for what he is, a personified hideous retardation of any meaningful progress made in Tanzania.

The notion that any sane semi-literate Tanzanian would need any convincing to see the folly of the Magufuli administration, or even worse, of the misguided euphoria around it,beats me.

Magufuli is a schmuck who is out of his depth, with neither a political education as compass nor the requisite talent as GPS. The man cannot articulate himself in Swahili. He is Faking all kinds of impromptu manovres to impress his gullible crew and some onlookers.

Those of us who saw where Tanzania was headed years ago predicted this outcome, way back in 2Pacalypse.

And it will only get worse if the hard headed Caligula will never learn.

If Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind, let me be the first to vaccinate myself against it by denouncing Magufuli as a shameless usurper, a pretender to the throne.
 
Lakini kwa mwendo huo imefikia kuwaonea huruma Wabongo, maana hamkua mumezoea kufanya chochote kwa kasi, sasa mnaishia kujenga bweni zenye nyufa kisa hamtaki mkulu akasirike.
buda tukikuwekea screenshot za majengo yaliyoporomoka hapo kenya kuanzia 2012-2017,unaweza ukaficha kichwa chini kwa aibu.

*yamejengwa na wahandisi wajenzi wa kenya.
 
kenyans plz mtuache na mambo yetu, hatutaki fyoko fyoko. kila mmoja afanye yake. mambo ya kufuatiliana hatutaki. sie huku tupo happy kabisa na Magufuli wetu.
 

It understandable you could be angry, but am not sure if it is right to insult a head of state, your own president, that's an insult to your flag.
Criticize him and his administration and ideologies all you want but refrain from raw and blatant insults.
 
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