Makofi kwetu wanaume

*Mume amempigia simu mtalaka wake ataka warudiane*

Mume : Nisamehe naomba turudiane
Mke : Una kikombe hapo?
Mume : No! Kwanini?
Mke : Kachukue kikombe jikoni
Mume : Sawa nishaenda chakua, Sema...
Mke : Kibwage kuanzia juu mpaka chini...
Mume : Eeh! Haya tayari
Mke : Kimevunjika sio!!... Sasa kirudishe kilivokua...
Mume : No, hakijavunjika, nilichukua cha plastic...
Mke : Muone vile!!!.. wewe mwanaume mkorofi sana, haya njoo unichukue[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

*MAKOFI KWETU WANAUME POPOTE TULIPO*[emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

kamuweza sana.

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Mwanaume anapaswa kuwa rijali kuanzia kichwani mpaka kwenye gegedeo!

Huyo atakuwa ni PRINC.

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Hatari saana

hahahahahahaaaa huyo mwanamke inaonesha ni mwepesi sanaa

monde arabe said:

Mwanaume anapaswa kuwa rijali kuanzia kichwani mpaka kwenye gegedeo!

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noted 😀😀😀😀