mama mkwe jeuri......

Smile · May 18, 2012

Subject: DAUGHTER INLAW Vs MOTHER INLAW

Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year......."
Daughter- in-law: Mama, "That was over 40 years ago!!!!!You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking"
Mother-in-law: " I carried him for 9 months....."

Daughter-in-law: " He was only 3.5 kg, wasn't he? ...... so whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW

mtotowamjini · May 18, 2012

:biggrin1:

Preta · May 18, 2012

nzuri.....

ummu kulthum · May 18, 2012

mmmmh!its funny

Ndahani · May 18, 2012

Nyie wadada mna mambo!!!

Zamaulid · May 18, 2012

😛eace:

Preta · May 18, 2012

Ndahani said:
Nyie wadada mna mambo!!!

lakini mbona kila kitu ni ukweli......?

Zanta · May 18, 2012

Napita tu hapa

Kongosho · May 18, 2012

duh, hivi siku moja ntakuwa mama mkwe?
God help me!

queenkami · May 18, 2012

Kongosho said:
duh, hivi siku moja ntakuwa mama mkwe?
God help me!

kama unavyo vya kiume basi utakua tu.
Imagine majibu kama hayo halafu yana ukweli fulani hivi lol

fazaa · May 18, 2012

Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

Smile · May 18, 2012

fazaa said:
Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

mama...

Erotica · May 18, 2012

Ndahani..

Erotica · May 18, 2012

fazaa said:
Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.

Hivi thamani anatoa mama, mke, mtoto? hapa ni kumkalisha kiti moto huyo mume ajibu.

Ndahani · May 18, 2012

Preta said:
lakini mbona kila kitu ni ukweli......?

Sio kila kitu kinafanana...yeye alipombeba miezi tisa cha moto alikiona....wewe ukibeba kilo 100 raha yake unakoma. Ila kinachofanana ni kitendo na wapi kinafanyika nini

Mr Rocky · May 18, 2012

Mwambie hivyo mama mkwe wako kama hujala mwiko wa kichwa

Ndahani · May 18, 2012

Erotica said:
Ndahani..

Unasemaje? Maana nimekuona pande nyingine umefunguka kama kawa

Erotica · May 18, 2012

Ndahani said:
Unasemaje? Maana nimekuona pande nyingine umefunguka kama kawa

Kwa hio umeninunia?

klorokwini · May 18, 2012

Dah! huyu mdada atakuwa anapenda kifo cha mende aisee, haka kamchumba kangu kanapenda kukuna nazi basi nakabeba yeye daily na uvivu wake. Nyambaaf. naomba kontakt za huyu daughter in law

Ndahani · May 18, 2012

Erotica said:
Kwa hio umeninunia?

Nikununie kwa kosa gani? Halafu hapa online ntaanza tu kununa kwa mtu nisiyemfahamu hata yukoje...interest na mabo yake hayaingiliani kabisa na ya kwangu...ntaanza vipi Erotica?

mama mkwe jeuri......

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