Mambo ya mazoea ambayo yakageuka kuwa kama sheria

Stephen Ngalya Chelu · Apr 23, 2020

1. Chai na chapati mbili; yaani ukiwa mgahawani ukiagiza chai na chapati moja au zaidi ya mbili watu lazima wageuke kukuangalia, ni kama wamesikia wewe una ugonjwa wa corona bile.

2. Ukikaribishwa chakula sehemu ni lazima ukatae katae kidogo, wakikukazania kidogo ndipo unaenda kula; yaani ukaribishwe mara moja tu na uende kula! Hata aliyekukaribisha lazima ajiulize maswali, na kama alikukaribisha kwa kutania ni lazima ajutie kauli yake.

3. Mwanaume na mwanamke wanapolala kitanda kimoja, mwananamke lazima alale upande wa ukuta; yaani ikitokea mwanaume ukalala upande wa ukuta unajihisi kama umelala selo vile. Kwanza mwanaume unaanzaje kulala upande wa ukutani!??

4. Wali na maharage; binafsi huwa nikila wali ambao hauna maharage hua naona huo mchele umepotea bure kabisa.

5. Mgeni akija nyumbani akitaka kuvua viatu unamwambia haina haja ya kuvua viatu, aingie navyo tu. Najua wengi huwa hawamaanishi na kama wageni wakiingia na viatu ndani huwa wanaumia kimoyomoyo.

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Basi Nenda · Apr 23, 2020

6.kupika ugali mchana, nyumba nyingi mchana lazima wapike ugali hata kama kuna chakula kingine

7.kupika wali usiku, nyumba nyingi usiku lazima upikwe wali maharage au wali nyama

8.chips na soda, karibu kila anayenunua chips lazima anunue na soda hasa coke ya baridi

9.kupiga mswaki na whitedent nyumba nyingi dawa ya meno wanayotumia ni whitedent

10.ukipikwa wali nyama,kila mtu achukue vipande vitatu tu vya nyama😂 ukizidisha hapo unakomba mboga

11.kutazama taarifa ya habari saa mbili usiku, kuna watu mchana kutwa wapo tu hawafuatilii vyombo vya abari ila ikifika saa mbili ndio wanatazama habari, so breaking news hawazipati

Joanah · Apr 23, 2020

Itakuwa mie ndio wa ajabu manake

1.Chai nakunywa na chapati moja
2.Nikikaribishwa chakula huwa sikatai,kama nikikataa huwa naenda moja kwa moja kwenye point either kilichopikwa huwa sili ama nimeshiba
4.Sipendi maharage
5.Mgeni akija kwetu akiingia na viatu fureshi,akitaka kuvua simkatazi

Numbisa · Apr 23, 2020

Pilau sikukuu

Biriani ijumaa

Nguo mpya sikukuu inanoga zaidi

Stephen Ngalya Chelu · Apr 23, 2020

Lucas Mobutu said:
6.kupika ugali mchana, nyumba nyingi mchana lazima wapike ugali hata kama kuna chakula kingine
7.kupika wali usiku, nyumba nyingi usiku lazima upikwe wali maharage au wali nyama
8.chips na soda, karibu kila anayenunua chips lazima anunue na soda hasa coke ya baridi
9.kupiga mswaki na whitedent nyumba nyingi dawa ya meno wanayotumia ni whitedent

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Kweli watnzania tunafahmiana vyema
Yaani mimi nikila wali mchana au ugali usiku naona kama tumbo haliko sawa kabisa.

Stephen Ngalya Chelu · Apr 23, 2020

Joanah said:
Itakuwa mie ndio wa ajabu manake

1.Chai nakunywa na chapati moja
2.Nikikaribishwa chakula huwa sikatai,kama nikikataa huwa naenda moja kwa moja kwenye point either kilichopikwa huwa sili ama nimeshiba
4.Sipendi maharage
5.Mgeni akija kwetu akiingia na viatu fureshi,akitaka kuvua simkatazi

Kweli wewe ni wa tofauti, chai chapati moja! Siku hizi nagonga tatu ila naona kama niongeze hadi nne au tano.

evonik · Apr 23, 2020

Ukisafiri kwani Lazima ubebe zawadi huko unakoenda

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Da'Vinci · Apr 23, 2020

Kwani nikikojoa lazima niteme mate nilipokojolea.?

Basi Nenda · Apr 23, 2020

Numbisa said:
Pilau sikukuu

Biriani ijumaa

Nguo mpya sikukuu inanoga zaidi

hapo kwenye biriani 😋 mi huwa nakula ijumaa pia kuna dada anauza biriani kuku tamu sana

Basi Nenda · Apr 23, 2020

Stephen Chelu said:
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Kweli watnzania tunafahmiana vyema
Yaani mimi nikila wali mchana au ugali usiku naona kama tumbo haliko sawa kabisa.

🤣kuna ratiba za kitanzania tu mkuu

Kunguru wa Manzese · Apr 23, 2020

Write your reply...Guest lazima kuwe na ndala baba na mama au unakuta mguu wa kulia blue wa kushoto mwekundu na sabuni ndogo zile sjui zinaitwaje sjui give

kuku akichinjwa mpaka awe na kideri au sikukuu au kuna ugeni

boda boda piki piki mtaani kokote unapoenda buku mbili na ukiwa boda boda unajulikana muhuni pia ukikaa maskani vilevile

kupenda kuangalia season za kutafsiriwa haswa za kikorea uswahilini imekuwa kama sheria bila kusahau kuweka muziki kwenye flash kwenye vibanda

wavuta bangi kuhusishwa na uhuni mfano wizi

wakristo kufanya ibada jumapili tu na waislamu kwenda msikitini ijumaa tuuh

Stephen Ngalya Chelu · Apr 23, 2020

Da'Vinci said:
Kwani nikikojoa lazima niteme mate nilipokojolea.?

Pia kuna ule utaratibu kama wanaume mko ka kikundi mnatembea basi mmoja akikojoa basi wote lazima mkojoe. Huu utaratibu sijui ulitoka wapi...😀😀😀

Scars · Apr 23, 2020

Hapo penye wali na maharage pamenigusa sana

Yani mambo ya mijini sometimes naona kama yamekua primitive sana, unakuta mtu kapika pilau vizuri halafu maharage yamekosekana unakuta kaweka kachumbali peke yake

Mjasiri na Mali · Apr 23, 2020

Kitanda kuwekwa ukutani sijui nani aliyeanzisha huu utaratibu...

Ricochet · Apr 23, 2020

Ukipokea simu kuna ulazima wa kusema haloo!

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Its Pancho · Apr 23, 2020

Ukipika ugali sofuria unaloweka

bwege nazi · Apr 24, 2020

Msiba uji, ngoma togwa, hitima mchele kwa sie wazaramo

msabillah · Apr 24, 2020

Stephen Chelu said:
1. Chai na chapati mbili; yaani ukiwa mgahawani ukiagiza chai na chapati moja au zaidi ya mbili watu lazima wageuke kukuangalia, ni kama wamesikia wewe una ugonjwa wa corona bile.

2. Ukikaribishwa chakula sehemu ni lazima ukatae katae kidogo, wakikukazania kidogo ndipo unaenda kula; yaani ukaribishwe mara moja tu na uende kula! Hata aliyekukaribisha lazima ajiulize maswali, na kama alikukaribisha kwa kutania ni lazima ajutie kauli yake.

3. Mwanaume na mwanamke wanapolala kitanda kimoja, mwananamke lazima alale upande wa ukuta; yaani ikitokea mwanaume ukalala upande wa ukuta unajihisi kama umelala selo vile. Kwanza mwanaume unaanzaje kulala upande wa ukutani!??

4. Wali na maharage; binafsi huwa nikila wali ambao hauna maharage hua naona huo mchele umepotea bure kabisa.

5. Mgeni akija nyumbani akitaka kuvua viatu unamwambia haina haja ya kuvua viatu, aingie navyo tu. Najua wengi huwa hawamaanishi na kama wageni wakiingia na viatu ndani huwa wanaumia kimoyomoyo.

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Aisee upo sawa kabisa.

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msabillah · Apr 24, 2020

Ricochet said:
Ukipokea simu kuna ulazima wa kusema haloo!

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Wakati hallo ni salamu kabisa.

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msabillah · Apr 24, 2020

Kukiwa na msiba ni mhimu kuwahi mazishi.

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