Man With World’s Largest joystick Donates It To Museum

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Bisexual American man Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give it back. The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest joystick in the world, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in Indecency. But now, HuffingtonPost reports he has an offer he can't refuse.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum -- better known as "The joystick Museum" -- has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch sex organ on display after his death. This is an organ that got Falcon arrested and detained by the police for being too big. Recounting the experience, Jonah Falcon, whose joystick is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, said he was one time stopped and frisked by the police at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulging package hidden in his pants.

 
So that long python between his legs is useless?cuz you said he's homesexual or i failed to connect some dots here?
 
joystick is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, yet you can't satisfy a women what a strange world
 
So that long python between his legs is useless?cuz you said he's homesexual or i failed to connect some dots here?


He's BISEXUAL, it means he bangs women as well as men. So he uses his long python.
 
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