mapenzi na ndumba

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Yaani ukisikia stori za kinamama wanavyokwenda kwa Kalumanzila utachoka kabisa.Kusema kweli kinababa sijui huwa tunalishwa uchafu kiasi gani.Wengine nasikia wanawapikia waume zao kwa maji yanayoosha maiti mochware,wengine nasikia wanachukua vipande vya nyama wanavisokomeza kusikotamkika kisha wanawakaangizia waume zao,ili mradi ni waganga kutaka kuzidiana ufundi. Jamani jamani uuuuuuwwwwiiiii,huko kwa mahawara ndo usiseme,ndo hakufai kabisa maana hawara ndo anakuwa anahangaika umsahau mkeo.Inachosha kabisa!

Chauro · Oct 4, 2011

mh hayo mapenzi ya kushikishana masikio nayo huwa ni mapenzi ???

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Chauro said:
mh hayo mapenzi ya kushikishana masikio nayo huwa ni mapenzi ???

ndo hapo sasa!

ndyoko · Oct 4, 2011

mwe mwe mwe mwe, uuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! naenda kumpa talaka mke wangu!

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

ndyoko said:
mwe mwe mwe mwe, uuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! naenda kumpa talaka mke wangu!

zamani kweli kinamama wengi walipigwa talaka kwa kubambwa na ndumba,siku hizi imekuwa so common watu wanaishia kujibishana maneno tu.

Nyamayao · Oct 4, 2011

Bishanga said:
ndo hapo sasa!

maji ya maiti?...Bishanga, hii ni hadithi ama?

jameeyla · Oct 4, 2011

mwanamke anayetumia ndumba ni yule asiyojua mapenzi haswaa,mapenzi sio lazima kitandani tu,au mapishi jikoni ,,kauli tamu na yenye mahaba ndiyo funguo ya mapenzi sasa ukienda kwa kalumanzila umloge bwana kauli huna,mapenzi kitandani zero,mapishi kwishney unatarajia nini,,,,wanawake tubadilike na kujifunza ujuzi wa aina mbalimbali ili leo usitafute mchawi,,au kalumaznila mchawi wewe mwenyewe....lol

Laigwanan76 · Oct 4, 2011

Tataizo wengi wao huwa mbele za watu huwaonyesha na kujipamba na attitude kama hii unayoonyesha hapa lakini nyuma ya pazia mmh........sijui kwa nini wanawake hawajiamini!

jameeyla said:
mwanamke anayetumia ndumba ni yule asiyojua mapenzi haswaa,mapenzi sio lazima kitandani tu,au mapishi jikoni ,,kauli tamu na yenye mahaba ndiyo funguo ya mapenzi sasa ukienda kwa kalumanzila umloge bwana kauli huna,mapenzi kitandani zero,mapishi kwishney unatarajia nini,,,,wanawake tubadilike na kujifunza ujuzi wa aina mbalimbali ili leo usitafute mchawi,,au kalumaznila mchawi wewe mwenyewe....lol

Giddy Mangi · Oct 4, 2011

Yupo kibinti kimenipitisha njia moja mara tatu.Kinakwenda Tandika huko na kimepeleka nguo zangu kwa mganga yaani sina hamu.Hivi visister doo mmmmmmmhhhhh hata kuviona sitamani

Cantalisia · Oct 4, 2011

Bishanga said:
Yaani ukisikia stori za kinamama wanavyokwenda kwa Kalumanzila utachoka kabisa.Kusema kweli kinababa sijui huwa tunalishwa uchafu kiasi gani.Wengine nasikia wanawapikia waume zao kwa maji yanayoosha maiti mochware,wengine nasikia wanachukua vipande vya nyama wanavisokomeza kusikotamkika kisha wanawakaangizia waume zao,ili mradi ni waganga kutaka kuzidiana ufundi. Jamani jamani uuuuuuwwwwiiiii,huko kwa mahawara ndo usiseme,ndo hakufai kabisa maana hawara ndo anakuwa anahangaika umsahau mkeo.Inachosha kabisa!

Hakuna dawa ya mapenzi duniani jamani, wamama/mabint wanjanja na wanaojua kutumia usanii wa mapenzi cku zote waume/wapenzi wao hawanaga ujanja kbs,kazi yao ni kumsikiliza yf/gf anasemaje na kutekeleza wala hawakumbuki cha hawara wala kimada,polen wenye mahawara mtalishwa mpaka mavi kwa stail hiyo!

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Nyamayao said:
maji ya maiti?...Bishanga, hii ni hadithi ama?

Nyamayao unaishi nchi hii Bongo,nenda uswazi upate story za huko kisha utarudi unambie.
By the way hata wa masaki,mbezi , mikocheni etc wanafanya haya madudu tena kwa sana tu.

The Boss · Oct 4, 2011

mi niliposikia ile damu ya hedhi nayo tunawekewa kwenye chakula ili tushikwe..
nilibaki hoooi......ukienda kwa waganga wa jadi unakuta asilimia 80 ya wateja ni wanawake......
na kuna sharti la mganga kuondoa mkosi kwa kumtafuna huyo mwanamke......bur kabisaaa na pesa mganga analipwa..

huwa sometimes nafikiria nianzishe ofisi ya tiba za jadi lol
niwaondoe kina mama mikosi lol
halafu wanilipe lol

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

jameeyla said:
mwanamke anayetumia ndumba ni yule asiyojua mapenzi haswaa,mapenzi sio lazima kitandani tu,au mapishi jikoni ,,kauli tamu na yenye mahaba ndiyo funguo ya mapenzi sasa ukienda kwa kalumanzila umloge bwana kauli huna,mapenzi kitandani zero,mapishi kwishney unatarajia nini,,,,wanawake tubadilike na kujifunza ujuzi wa aina mbalimbali ili leo usitafute mchawi,,au kalumaznila mchawi wewe mwenyewe....lol

well said Jam!

Evarm · Oct 4, 2011

Cantalisia said:
Hakuna dawa ya mapenzi duniani jamani, wamama/mabint wanjanja na wanaojua kutumia usanii wa mapenzi cku zote waume/wapenzi wao hawanaga ujanja kbs,kazi yao ni kumsikiliza yf/gf anasemaje na kutekeleza wala hawakumbuki cha hawara wala kimada,polen wenye mahawara mtalishwa mpaka mavi kwa stail hiyo![/QUOTE]

mmh na kweli

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Laigwanan76 said:
Tataizo wengi wao huwa mbele za watu huwaonyesha na kujipamba na attitude kama hii unayoonyesha hapa lakini nyuma ya pazia mmh........sijui kwa nini wanawake hawajiamini!

Mkuu Laigwanan,tatizo jingine la kinamama ni makundi,anatokea mmoja anawambia wenzie 'si mnaona siku hizi baba bishanga hakai tena bar nimemzibiti' , 'kivipi' anaulizwa ,' ah yuko babu mbagala charambe,hatari huyo' baada ya hapo haooooo kwa babu mbagala,na hela yote ya mboga inaishia huko.Kumbe masikini Bishanga kajichokea na mipombe ya kila siku au kipato kimepungua au kisukari kimeanza.

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Giddy Mangi said:
Yupo kibinti kimenipitisha njia moja mara tatu.Kinakwenda Tandika huko na kimepeleka nguo zangu kwa mganga yaani sina hamu.Hivi visister doo mmmmmmmhhhhh hata kuviona sitamani

Giddy umejuaje?

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Cantalisia said:
Hakuna dawa ya mapenzi duniani jamani, wamama/mabint wanjanja na wanaojua kutumia usanii wa mapenzi cku zote waume/wapenzi wao hawanaga ujanja kbs,kazi yao ni kumsikiliza yf/gf anasemaje na kutekeleza wala hawakumbuki cha hawara wala kimada,polen wenye mahawara mtalishwa mpaka mavi kwa stail hiyo!

sasa ndo hata hutuonei huruma watoto wa mwanamke mwenzio?

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

The Boss said:
mi niliposikia ile damu ya hedhi nayo tunawekewa kwenye chakula ili tushikwe..
nilibaki hoooi......ukienda kwa waganga wa jadi unakuta asilimia 80 ya wateja ni wanawake......
na kuna sharti la mganga kuondoa mkosi kwa kumtafuna huyo mwanamke......bur kabisaaa na pesa mganga analipwa..

huwa sometimes nafikiria nianzishe ofisi ya tiba za jadi lol
niwaondoe kina mama mikosi lol
halafu wanilipe lol

Brother thank God huo uchafu wanaupika kabla ya kuwalisha waume/mabwana zao,sasa we fikiria damu ya hedhi inachanganywa na nyama,tena wanachagua ile tamu kama ya nundu,na inasemekana mme/bwana siku hiyo ndo unasifia ile mbaya.Wengine hupata bahati ma house girl wakawashtua mababa wasile na hapo ndo timbwili huwa linafumuka.

Cantalisia · Oct 4, 2011

Bishanga said:
sasa ndo hata hutuonei huruma watoto wa mwanamke mwenzio?

Ndio mkome na kutulia kwa wake zenu ebo!

Bishanga · Oct 4, 2011

Cantalisia said:
Ndio mkome na kutulia kwa wake zenu ebo!

lakini nao si baadhi wanawalisha waume zao limbwata?

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