MwanajamiiOne
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- Jul 24, 2008
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Nani ulikuwa umeshikana naye?
Teh teh teh naona tayari mzee amesha lishwa mdimu mambo bam bam ndo maana nimeamua kuachana nae.
Duh naona dalili za mvua sina changu tena hapo lakini nafasi yako Calo anainyemelea shauri yako.
kwa mke anatakiwa kuwa kama hivi na mambo yote kwisha
I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.
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1. The husband is always right- Mh now here is where we differ my friend
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesnt work-OK
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed- Does the husband do the same?
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened- Why should he beat her in the first place? He is not a man at all
5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed- She must be a slave then and supposed to suppress her feelings too?like no shouting, calling names, crying following the pleasure given eh?
6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting
13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home
14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night
15. The wife never goes to her husbands office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one
16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money
17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husbands advantage
18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed
19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him
20. The wife must respect the husbands orders carefully
21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public
22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband
23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband
....... Hivi bado hajaichukua tu?... anangoja nini?
Mapenzi ya dhani ni kuheshimiana, kusikilizana, kuthamini mchango wa mawazo au usahuri katika nyanja zaote za maisha. Ubabe na ushindani ni sumu katika mapenzi.
Jifunze kubembeleza, kwa wale wanawake wenzangu ebu someni Mithali 31 yote itakusaidia sana. Samahani kutoa verse za bible ila mimi zimenisaidia katika maisha yangu ya kila siku.
Oh .............PoleYeah bado anaremba remba
Oh .............Pole
Shukrani.
Naona ushauri uliopata hapa sasa una fanya kazi mzee karudi kundini sio?
......... Mh nimekujibu kuwa haya ni maandalizi ya kuanza kuwa mshauri wa ndoa/maapenzi wala si mdau wa mapenzi tena
Tell me about it..........
Unamaana jamaa ndo unampiga chini au ndo kurenew mapenzi mama?
Lakini penzi likichuja shrti ulirenew unajua hilo?
.... Huilo silijua mpenzi wangu niache tu saa nipumzike. Si nilisema nalivua jamani?.
yaani man yupo na kicrani wakati wote haishi ku complain hata vitu vicvyo na kichwa wala miguu, nina frnd wangu mr wake ana gubu balaa yani mpaka kero, mara kanuna mara akichelewa kidogo kurudi home ishu itaongelewa mpaka asubuhi...kitu mlishakisawazisha wiki iliyopita leo mnaofautiana kidogo anakumbushia tena......mie namwambiaga hebu chukua likizo ya ndoa kidogo mana kila dk wao unawakuta wanasawazisha mambo mpaka namuulizaga sasa muda wa kuongelea maendeleo mnao kweli?halafu mwenyewe ana roho ndogo kama yako...ni kuhuzunika tu!
Haya kapate supu lakini ulisema bado hujalia unasikilizia kwanza na report hujatupa mpaka watu tumeamua kubanishi.
...... Hivyo sijatoa repot? ah nisameheni bure ngoja nitafute maneno ya kuwashukuru wooote mlioniliwaza na kunipa ushauri.
supu ya ?........... pweza au ngisi?
supu ya ?........... pweza au ngisi?
nimekuchagulia hiyo ili uweze kuianza weekend vizuri mami....
Aksante.............. mdo nitaipata wapi sasa?Unaweza kunywa supu ya pweza wewe?
We kunywa supu ya miguu ya kuku tu tunaita speed za kuku.