Mapenzi Ya Whatsapp Nouma

Rose: Pouwa Wangu, Usku Mwema,
Tinnon: Nawepia,, Byeeeeeeeee!!!!
UNALALA KAMA NUSU SAA, Kwakua Unampenda Sana unaamka, Kisha unaingia kuangalia SMS ulizochat na rose, unaona bado rose yupo online,,, ahahaaaa!,
Kua na mpenzi ambaye anatumia whatsapp lazma uwe na MOYO MASHINE ili usteseke,

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..Tafuta mtu Local kutoka Nyangiringi uone hizo sokomoko,utataman wa kuwa Online tu!!

Yan ukweli mtupu

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

Hb wa Ilala said:

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..Tafuta mtu Local kutoka Nyangiringi uone hizo sokomoko,utataman wa kuwa Online tu!!

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ngajone said:

Yan ukweli mtupu

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Ndo ivyo kk

uhurumoja said:

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

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Duh!!! Pole sana aiseee, inauma sana

Talaka.

tinno criss said:

Rose: Pouwa Wangu, Usku Mwema,
Tinnon: Nawepia,, Byeeeeeeeee!!!!
UNALALA KAMA NUSU SAA, Kwakua Unampenda Sana unaamka, Kisha unaingia kuangalia SMS ulizochat na rose, unaona bado rose yupo online,,, ahahaaaa!,
Kua na mpenzi ambaye anatumia whatsapp lazma uwe na MOYO MASHINE ili usteseke,

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Yaweza kuwa alilala akaiacha WhatsApp ikiwa online

If you can't take the heat....then stay away from kitchen....

Expectation hurt more than reality

uhurumoja said:

Hii kitu huwa inauma maumivu flani kama hayaelezeki

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Unaumwa na nini sasa?

Jaman mapenz ya sasa ya kupendana,toa pesa upate kitu zen sepa zako,na usishugulike mpaka jasho kula kujilizisha wew usitake kumlizisha wakat umelipia

*Effect of WhatsApp on English Language*

_*Mike & Dora on WhatsApp:*_

*Mike :* Hi dear.
*Dora :* [emoji113]
*Mike :* How are you .??
*Dora :* [emoji4][emoji106]
*Mike :* Missing me..?
*Dora :* [emoji12][emoji6]
*Mike :* I'm not feeling well...
*Dora :* [emoji33]
*Mike :* How was your day..?
*Dora :* [emoji108]
*Mike :* Are you busy.??
*Dora :* [emoji818]
*Mike :* Why ?? What are you doing ??
*Dora:* [emoji168][emoji140]
*Mike :* Is there anyone near you..?
*Dora :* [emoji777]
*Mike :* Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
*Dora :*- [emoji26][emoji35]
*Mike :* I heard you failed in English?
*Dora:* Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
*Mike :* Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls [emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
*Dora:*- ok dear, God blast u.

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