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Check with your mom. Or ask your dad, if you have one.
I was specifically wondering about you since you've bragged several times to NairobiWalker how you love being dicked.
Do you normally have to let go of that buibui when on it.
 
I was specifically wondering about you since you've bragged several times to NairobiWalker how you love being dicked.
Do you normally have to let go of that buibui when on it.

Why wonder, when you get shafted do you keep your trouser?
 
I was specifically wondering about you since you've bragged several times to NairobiWalker how you love being dicked.
Do you normally have to let go of that buibui when on it.
Vipi jombaa,nindiraona uriokwo mono and you still got no chill,meeen!
 
Vipi jombaa,nindiraona uriokwo mono and you still got no chill,meeen!

Hehehe!! Uhoro wa matuku mutongoria, it feels good at times to play with pigs in the mud.
Vipi umepotea, when will I buy you some kanywaji somewhere in the land of Kenya.
 
Hehehe!! Uhoro wa matuku mutongoria, it feels good at times to play with pigs in the mud.
Vipi umepotea, when will I buy you some kanywaji somewhere in the land of Kenya.
Been holed up in Modogashe dont ask what ave been doing there.Thikuishi nyuaga oo shai tu,niukagura thamos gima?Great to see you still here and still in your element,big up!Solar kibao tu huko Modogashe,kwa shumari gutikoragwo na njohi mani,became a teetotaler by force!Allah-u-akbar!
 

Woi, kou niku... had to look it up on Google, what the hell.... hehehehe!! Whatever it's you looking for, hope it's worth the effort of tolerating it all.
Am also a teetotaler, kicked booze off my life.
Ati Allahu what!! jameni usije kutulipukia, remember your roots...
 
Haha,just meant God is great coz I kicked the demonic bottle,relax.Yea,it was worth it,went there on a humanitarian angle,you get?I didn't convert am still a son of the soil!I went there in jan with a similar mentality as you but lets just say that I have never felt safer all my life.Adu makomaga jaa kou tundu wa urugare and there is zero crime,zero!Couldnt believe it man!Guys love their fellow human beings there.Staunch muslims man I got deep respect for Islam now.Modogashe got real muslims,I got friends there now,illd go back there anytime if requested.
 

Hehehe!! I know it means God is great, just that we are used to seeing people blown up most of the time it's recited.
Anyway, I have lived with these guys especially in Zanzibar for so many months, generally they are peaceful, I don't know what gets into them at times. A peace loving individual, who always attended prayers, suddenly chooses to blow himself up. Defeats logic, remember one of the attackers at Garissa university was a Kenyan lawyer, well educated.

Laughed my shit off when watching pranks where some guy dressed like an Arab would walk into Americans shouting that 'Allahu akbar', all hell would break loose with everyone scampering for safety, others taking off at a speed greater than that of Usain Bolt. Check the videos here

 

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Can't believe I had neva watched the skit,awesome!I like such stuff I get you now papa lai ill say God is great in any other languange except that one!Haha!
 
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