Mawasiliano.....!

klorokwini · May 29, 2011

bacha said:
kwakweli kiongozi, hata kama ni janga la kitaifa,
lakini inakera mpaka inapitiliza,

Halafu mbaya zaidi anakupigia akikwambia,
''nimekuta missed calls zako, kwani ulikuwa unasemaje''?

hapo ujue labda ni baada ya masaa kama mawili hivi!!!!!!

Hao ndio wake zetu bana! yaani mtu unaweza kuwa unakabwa njiani jamaa amedai mshiko, umejikaza unampigia waifu simu ili alete mshiko eneo la tukio, kumbe waifu simu kaweka kwenye handbag na yeye yuko kwenye kioo anaweka make up. siku ya pili anajifanya kukulilia msibani hehehe hii tabia hata Lizzy apinge wanayo wanawake wote.

klorokwini · May 29, 2011

CPU said:
Khaaaaa!
Ndo tunaita kutongoza kusikotongozeka
:biggrin1:

heheeh CPU bana! yaani akili iko kwenye kutongoza tu! hapa tunaongelea maslahi ya taifa kupitia mitandao ya simu bana.

offu topik: kuna rumours kwamba nataka kupewa umod, mnaombwa kunipigia debe la nguvu.

CPU · May 29, 2011

klorokwini said:
heheeh CPU bana! yaani akili iko kwenye kutongoza tu! hapa tunaongelea maslahi ya taifa kupitia mitandao ya simu bana.

offu topik: kuna rumours kwamba nataka kupewa umod, mnaombwa kunipigia debe la nguvu.

Taifa lolote lililopiga hatua lina hesabu nzuri za kutongozana.
Tafuta data za mitongozano za UK, France (hawa jamaa ndo nouma), US na Italy
UK wameanza kuvuma juzi tu kupitia kwa John Terry, Ashley Cole na wenzake

Ili taifa liendelee lazima wadada na wakaka mtongozane kwa wingi

Offu topiki:
Utaangukia pia kama Six.
U-Mod safari hii ni kwa ajiri ya akina dada tu

Mbu · May 29, 2011

Lizzy said:
Natumaini wote mmekua na jumapili njema!

Nwy kwa ndugu/jamaa/marafiki na mwenzi wako nini unachukia sana linapokuja swala la mawasiliano (simu au hata email) ?!

Chache zinazonihusu naanza kujirekebisha!!
So wewe zipi sinakuhusu na zipi hupendi..........?!

Namba moja, ni private number Callers, ...nimeamua kutopokea ujinga huo.
Kisha, unampigia mshkaji halafu 'Icely Cold' anajibu kwa mkato i.e "safi!,""poa,""sawa,!" ...Crap!...kama 'ulikuwa' hutaki kuongea usingepokea. kalagabaho!

MwanajamiiOne · May 29, 2011

Lizzy said:
Natumaini wote mmekua na jumapili njema!

Nwy kwa ndugu/jamaa/marafiki na mwenzi wako nini unachukia sana linapokuja swala la mawasiliano (simu au hata email) ?!

Binafsi sipendi
1) unapompigia mtu alafu asipokee kwa sababu yoyote ile alafu hata baadae ashindwe kukupigia au hata kukutext for no reason at all (hamna matatizo ya charge wala credit) mpaka umtafute tena mwenyewe.
2)Unapompigia mtu anakwambia yuko bize atakutafuta akimaliza mambo yake alafu hafanyi hivyo.
3)Mtu anaejibu text/email ndefu ya maana kwa neno moja...Owkey..Poa..Sure and the likes !Mara moja moja mi hua nadondoka hapa!
4)Mtu asiyepokea simu hata kutwa bila kukupa sababu ya kuacha kupiga...pokea sema huwezi/hutaki kuongea.Hapa kama sio kawaida mtu anaweza patwa na wasiwasi!
5)Mtu anaekasirika ukimwambia kuna simu nyingine unahitaji kupokea/piga mara moja!6)Mtu anaebeep bila sababu ya msingi.
7)Mtu anaeforwad email/text ndeeefu zisizo na maana.
8)Mtu anaeomba kutumia simu yako alafu anaanza kuangalia salio au kuchungulia msg zako(huyu sio mpenzi)...rafiki tu au ndugu.
9)Mtu aaetoa namba yangu ya simu kwa mtu anaeiulizia bila kuniuliza mimi kwanza.
10)Mtu asiejua kujibu msg za watu wengine ila yake ukiipotezea tabu.

Chache zinazonihusu naanza kujirekebisha!!
So wewe zipi sinakuhusu na zipi hupendi..........?!

Duh Lizzy aksante sana kwa mada hii........Umenigusa sana mimi ni mbovu sana wa mawasiliano yaani sometimes najiuliza hii simu nilimiliki ya kazi gani ah!! Sometimes naisahau nyumbani nikienda kazini... na hata nikikuta misd calls labda nirespond hapo hapo ninapozikuta otherwise zikishatoka kwenye screen sikumbukagi tena..................

Ngoja nijirekebishe.

Nyani Ngabu · May 29, 2011

BelindaJacob said:
- Mtu mwenye line 4 za simu yani zantel, voda, tigo mara zantel ni yeye tu...sielewi jinsi mtu unawezaje kuwa na line zote hata line 3 tu!..

Touche! Of all the things that amaze me, this one takes the cake.

Dena Amsi · May 29, 2011

Ha ha ha wale wasiopokea private number (ukipiga toka nje ya TZ huandika hivyo) au namba ambayo haijui wananiudhi (Lizzy kaniwahi kuanzisha thread ningekuanzishia) unajijua naye kuzungumzia hapa

Mkare · May 29, 2011

Lizzy said:
Hili la kupunguziana salio lisingekuwepo ingekua poa sana...zile msg hua zinaboa sana!
Alafu watu wengine ukishawapunguzia wanakubeep upige wakwambie ASANTE!!

Ha ha ha... Yaani...!

Dr Lizzy · May 29, 2011

BelindaJacob said:
- Mtu mwenye line 4 za simu yani zantel, voda, tigo mara zantel ni yeye tu...sielewi jinsi mtu unawezaje kuwa na line zote hata line 3 tu!..

Wenyewe hua wanadai ni ili waweze kuwasiliana na watu wenye mitandao tofauti kirahisi....bei i suppose!

MTM said:
Lizzy... hiyo namba 2 nakumbuka sana kuna mtu alinifanyia i was in Nairobi muda sasa umepita;

I felt disrespected... coz nilikua namheshimu sana before!!:eek2::eek2:

I hate that....hua inaboa sana!!Bora mtu aseme tu nipo bize bila kuahidi chochote hata asipopiga unaweza kuchukulia poa tu kuliko kuahidi kitu alafu asifanye.

afrodenzi said:
Mimi mtu anae niudhi ni huyu
anakuBP number ya simu ndio
unaiona kwa mara ya kwanza
unaamua kumpigia halafu unamuliza
"wewe nani" anakujibu
"kwani hunijui mbona mtoto wa
mjomba wako ananijua"
umepata wapi number yangu??
" kwani kuna shida gani"
halafu hapo mkimaliza kuongea
anasema "usisahau kunipigia una
number yangu sasa"....

Hahahhaha...
HELLO....
hELLO...
We nani??
We sindo umenipigia??
Ndiooo ila we naniiii???

KAAZI KWELI KWELI!!

CPU said:
Hiyo kumi ina uhusiano fulani na 3.
Coz unaandikiwa msg, umeulizwa au umeombwa ufafanuzi wa mambo kadhaa we unajibu "OKWEEY, POA"
Hapa si ni sawa na hujajibu kitu?:biggrin1::biggrin1:

Namba yangu mmmmmh!???? Ntakupa ya simu ya mezani . . . 😛ound:😛ound:😛ound:

Mhh nat really...mi ni mzuri kujibu msg za watu isipokua kama ameniboa ndo natoa majibu ya Owkey..Fresh..Poa..Mzima..Fine.

Namba ya ndani staki nataka ya mkononi ili niwe nakuomba salio!!

klorokwini said:
You are an exceptional baby! thats why my only me chose only u. should i flirt more? am so romantic at least for this thread.

bek to your comment: Nop just mtu ni tabia yake tu. Infact samtaimu akili yake inamdanganya kwamba akiongea na wewe sana ndio anajenga ukaribu na wewe kumbe anamaliza charge ya simu yake tu. Mwengine unamwambia kabisa hii tabia yako inaboa anaamua kukuwekea tinted eti umemzarau.

Hahahaha...Kloro ana siku nzuri!!!
Unajua tatizo ni kwamba sijui wengi au baadhi ndo hua wanajisahau...mi siwezi kuiacha mbali na mimi unless sijisikii kuongea na simu na kuzima sitaki!

Mkare · May 29, 2011

klorokwini said:
Hao ndio wake zetu bana! yaani mtu unaweza kuwa unakabwa njiani jamaa amedai mshiko, umejikaza unampigia waifu simu ili alete mshiko eneo la tukio, kumbe waifu simu kaweka kwenye handbag na yeye yuko kwenye kioo anaweka make up. siku ya pili anajifanya kukulilia msibani hehehe hii tabia hata Lizzy apinge wanayo wanawake wote.

Ha ha ha...Umenikumbusha mama yangu.... Kila siku ilikuwa ni ugomvi na baba.... Kama unashida nae mchana imekula kwako...always simu iko kwa handbag...

Dr Lizzy · May 29, 2011

Mbu said:
Namba moja, ni private number Callers, ...nimeamua kutopokea ujinga huo.

Kisha, unampigia mshkaji halafu 'Icely Cold' anajibu kwa mkato i.e "safi!,""poa,""sawa,!" ...Crap!...kama 'ulikuwa' hutaki kuongea usingepokea. kalagabaho!

Namba mbili naichukia sana...utadhani umepiga kukopa bwana!!!

MwanajamiiOne said:
Duh Lizzy aksante sana kwa mada hii........Umenigusa sana mimi ni mbovu sana wa mawasiliano yaani sometimes najiuliza hii simu nilimiliki ya kazi gani ah!! Sometimes naisahau nyumbani nikienda kazini... na hata nikikuta misd calls labda nirespond hapo hapo ninapozikuta otherwise zikishatoka kwenye screen sikumbukagi tena..................

Ngoja nijirekebishe.

Inabidi ubadilike mamito!

Dena Amsi said:
Ha ha ha wale wasiopokea private number (ukipiga toka nje ya TZ huandika hivyo) au namba ambayo haijui wananiudhi (Lizzy kaniwahi kuanzisha thread ningekuanzishia) unajijua naye kuzungumzia hapa

Hahahahah...mi mwenyewe hua sipendi kupokea uknown calls ila naweka yangu isionyeshe!!
Hehehehe...hopefully ujumbe umemfikia mhusika!

Aisha Adam · May 29, 2011

Kweli sister Lizzy wendo great thinker nakukubali na huwa nazipenda sana post zako.
kwa hilo la mawasiliano umeagusa wengi na mimi ni miongoni mwano lkn kuanzia leo naanza kubadilika, thanks a lot!

BAK · May 29, 2011

Lizzy said:
Natumaini wote mmekua na jumapili njema!

Nwy kwa ndugu/jamaa/marafiki na mwenzi wako nini unachukia sana linapokuja swala la mawasiliano (simu au hata email) ?!

Binafsi sipendi
1) unapompigia mtu alafu asipokee kwa sababu yoyote ile alafu hata baadae ashindwe kukupigia au hata kukutext for no reason at all (hamna matatizo ya charge wala credit) mpaka umtafute tena mwenyewe.
2)Unapompigia mtu anakwambia yuko bize atakutafuta akimaliza mambo yake alafu hafanyi hivyo.
3)Mtu anaejibu text/email ndefu ya maana kwa neno moja...Owkey..Poa..Sure and the likes !Mara moja moja mi hua nadondoka hapa!
4)Mtu asiyepokea simu hata kutwa bila kukupa sababu ya kuacha kupiga...pokea sema huwezi/hutaki kuongea.Hapa kama sio kawaida mtu anaweza patwa na wasiwasi!
5)Mtu anaekasirika ukimwambia kuna simu nyingine unahitaji kupokea/piga mara moja!6)Mtu anaebeep bila sababu ya msingi.
7)Mtu anaeforwad email/text ndeeefu zisizo na maana.
8)Mtu anaeomba kutumia simu yako alafu anaanza kuangalia salio au kuchungulia msg zako(huyu sio mpenzi)...rafiki tu au ndugu.
9)Mtu aaetoa namba yangu ya simu kwa mtu anaeiulizia bila kuniuliza mimi kwanza.
10)Mtu asiejua kujibu msg za watu wengine ila yake ukiipotezea tabu.

Chache zinazonihusu naanza kujirekebisha!!
So wewe zipi sinakuhusu na zipi hupendi..........?!

Bahati nzuri sina hata moja ya tabia hizo hapo juu. Na wale wanaopenda kuforward emails zisizo za maana huwaambia mimi sipendi kabisa kuzipata emails kama hizo hivyo naomba wasinitumie tena (utakuta ni rafiki wa miaka mingi labda hamjawasiliana kwa kipindi halafu anaforward hiyo kitu hamna hata kusalimiana/kujuana habari wala nini tena nyingine zina mapicha ambayo huwezi kuangalia mara mbili!) na wamenisikia maana sijapata emails kama hizo kwa siku nyingi sana. Nachukia sana pale mtu anapotoa namba yangu ya simu au email address bila ruhusa yangu.

Rutashubanyuma · May 29, 2011

Code:

9)Mtu aaetoa namba yangu ya simu kwa mtu anaeiulizia bila kuniuliza mimi kwanza.

Hii kwangu ni kero sana.................

Fighter · May 29, 2011

Lizzy said:
Natumaini wote mmekua na jumapili njema!

Nwy kwa ndugu/jamaa/marafiki na mwenzi wako nini unachukia sana linapokuja swala la mawasiliano (simu au hata email) ?!

Binafsi sipendi
1) unapompigia mtu alafu asipokee kwa sababu yoyote ile alafu hata baadae ashindwe kukupigia au hata kukutext for no reason at all (hamna matatizo ya charge wala credit) mpaka umtafute tena mwenyewe.
2)Unapompigia mtu anakwambia yuko bize atakutafuta akimaliza mambo yake alafu hafanyi hivyo.
3)Mtu anaejibu text/email ndefu ya maana kwa neno moja...Owkey..Poa..Sure and the likes !Mara moja moja mi hua nadondoka hapa!
4)Mtu asiyepokea simu hata kutwa bila kukupa sababu ya kuacha kupiga...pokea sema huwezi/hutaki kuongea.Hapa kama sio kawaida mtu anaweza patwa na wasiwasi!
5)Mtu anaekasirika ukimwambia kuna simu nyingine unahitaji kupokea/piga mara moja!6)Mtu anaebeep bila sababu ya msingi.
7)Mtu anaeforwad email/text ndeeefu zisizo na maana.
8)Mtu anaeomba kutumia simu yako alafu anaanza kuangalia salio au kuchungulia msg zako(huyu sio mpenzi)...rafiki tu au ndugu.
9)Mtu aaetoa namba yangu ya simu kwa mtu anaeiulizia bila kuniuliza mimi kwanza.
10)Mtu asiejua kujibu msg za watu wengine ila yake ukiipotezea tabu.

Chache zinazonihusu naanza kujirekebisha!!
So wewe zipi sinakuhusu na zipi hupendi..........?!

Tunamba fulani hapo juu mi pia nahusika ! natafuta njia ya kujirekibisha

PakaJimmy · May 29, 2011

Hizo zote tisa, KUMI kuna mdada mmoja ambaye atakuomba aangalie handset yako, then huna hili wala lile anatumia simu yako kujibeep, anaipata namba yako..kinachobaki ni usumbufu.."We nanihiino, UKO WAPI saa hizi...nina hamu na Castle-Light leo"...my hairs!!

Gaga · May 29, 2011

PakaJimmy said:
Hizo zote tisa, KUMI kuna mdada mmoja ambaye atakuomba aangalie handset yako, then huna hili wala lile anatumia simu yako kujibeep, anaipata namba yako..kinachobaki ni usumbufu.."We nanihiino, UKO WAPI saa hizi...nina hamu na Castle-Light leo"...my hairs!!

Mhhh nahisi wanaume ndio zao hizi

kipipili · May 30, 2011

Lizzy said:
Natumaini wote mmekua na jumapili njema!

Nwy kwa ndugu/jamaa/marafiki na mwenzi wako nini unachukia sana linapokuja swala la mawasiliano (simu au hata email) ?!

Binafsi sipendi
1) unapompigia mtu alafu asipokee kwa sababu yoyote ile alafu hata baadae ashindwe kukupigia au hata kukutext for no reason at all (hamna matatizo ya charge wala credit) mpaka umtafute tena mwenyewe.
2)Unapompigia mtu anakwambia yuko bize atakutafuta akimaliza mambo yake alafu hafanyi hivyo.
3)Mtu anaejibu text/email ndefu ya maana kwa neno moja...Owkey..Poa..Sure and the likes !Mara moja moja mi hua nadondoka hapa!
4)Mtu asiyepokea simu hata kutwa bila kukupa sababu ya kuacha kupiga...pokea sema huwezi/hutaki kuongea.Hapa kama sio kawaida mtu anaweza patwa na wasiwasi!
5)Mtu anaekasirika ukimwambia kuna simu nyingine unahitaji kupokea/piga mara moja!6)Mtu anaebeep bila sababu ya msingi.
7)Mtu anaeforwad email/text ndeeefu zisizo na maana.
8)Mtu anaeomba kutumia simu yako alafu anaanza kuangalia salio au kuchungulia msg zako(huyu sio mpenzi)...rafiki tu au ndugu.
9)Mtu aaetoa namba yangu ya simu kwa mtu anaeiulizia bila kuniuliza mimi kwanza.
10)Mtu asiejua kujibu msg za watu wengine ila yake ukiipotezea tabu.

Chache zinazonihusu naanza kujirekebisha!!
So wewe zipi sinakuhusu na zipi hupendi..........?!

ok ok ok

Gagurito · May 30, 2011

i hate Voice mails, sizitaki kabisa!

Nyani Ngabu · May 30, 2011

Gagurito said:
i hate Voice mails, sizitaki kabisa!

Hi, you have reached Nyani Ngabu. I am sorry I am not available to answer your call right now, but if you leave me your name, number, and a brief message I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

Mawasiliano.....!

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