Membe’s rudderless campaign

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

This guy Bernard Membe 🤣.

Why the hell is he even in the race at this point?

Just a total waste of resources.

He is running a rudderless campaign.

He can’t even draw a crowd. He has zero charisma. Lacks depth.

He is grotesquely overrated. I suspect he also overrates himself.

Yet, he is never short of hot air and smoke.

Every time he opens his mouth he just maunders gibberish.

I don’t think he is that dumb to not even realize he doesn’t have a snowball‘s chance in hell of becoming president.

So what could it be that he is still in the race?

Delusions of grandeur, maybe?

puza46b · Sep 16, 2020

Well said..

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

puza46b said:
Well said..

Zitto Kabwe can’t be serious!

puza46b · Sep 16, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
Zitto Kabwe can’t be serious!

Zitto kabwe anajua nini anafanya. Nia yake siyo Membe kushinda uchaguzi.

JokaKuu · Sep 16, 2020

..ACT WAZALENDOOOO!!

..SHUSHA TANGA. PANDISHA TANGA. MAPAMBANO YANAENDELEA.

" Nii mwaaka, ni mwaka wa mashujaaa.

Wale msiwe na shakaaa.

Benadi Membe kifaaa, ACT kakubalika.

Mishemiishe, mishemishe kila konaaa.

Nchi sasa, nchi inatikisikaa.

Magufuli, Magufuli amekwamaaa

Hawezi, hawezi kusalimika.. " -- Chaurembo

The last don · Sep 16, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
Zitto Kabwe can’t be serious!

The guy is doing very good business with politics,trust me he is very serious.

Nairobian · Sep 16, 2020

Kachero Mbobezi

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

JokaKuu said:
..ACT WAZALENDOOOO!!

..SHUSHA TANGA. PANDISHA TANGA. MAPAMBANO YANAENDELEA...

Mazee kumbe unaweza kushusha mistari eeh

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

GODZILLA said:
"Kachero-kuntu" yupo yupo tu ilimradi kusukuma jahazi la uchaguzi.

Kazi yake ya kimkakati ni kugawa kura za chadema na kuonyesha kwamba Tanzania kuna demokrasia (endapo chadema wangejitoa?)...

Twitter inapotosha sana watu aisee.

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

The last don said:
The guy is doing very good business with politics,trust me he is very serious.

He believed in his own hype!

JokaKuu · Sep 16, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
Mazee kumbe unaweza kushusha mistari eeh

..mistari siyo ya kwangu.

..Ni ya kada wa ACT anaitwa Chaurembo.

..msikilize hapa chini kuanzia dakika ya 10:32.

Chige · Sep 16, 2020

With all those "weakness" you have highlighted, you still keep starting new threads about Bernard Membe!

Why obsessed?

Got nothing better to do?!

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 16, 2020

JokaKuu said:
..mistari siyo ya kwangu.

..Ni ya kada wa ACT anaitwa Chaurembo...

Ngoja nimsikilize

Nyani Ngabu · Sep 17, 2020

GODZILLA said:
Lissu hana wapambe wengi wa mitandaoni. Tena wakati huu wa kampeni, mitandao imejazwa maroboti mengi ya kumdidimiza Tundu Lissu. Haya ni maroboti yaliyoundwa kwa mkakati maalumu.

Ninachokiona ni kwamba, wafuasi wengi wa Lissu wako mitaani.

Hii wala haihitaji sayansi. Angalia tu hadhira iliyopo kwenye mikutano yake. Ni mtu mwenye ushawishi na anayekubalika.

Membe mikutano yake ina watu kumi. Watano kati yao ni makachero wa TISS. Watano waliobaki ni hohehahe wasio na kazi maalumu.

Sijazungumza bado kuhusu matrekta na matela yanayobeba watu kwenda kwenye mikutano ya yule jamaa yenu. Kaamua mpaka kutengeneza fiesta.

Facts zinajizungumza zenyewe. Huu wala sio ushabiki. Ni facts tu.

Ama kuna ‘method to his madness’ au jamaa yuko delusional kinoma!

Maana haiingii kabisa akilini jamaa eti kuendelea kuwa ni mgombea urais.

Alikuwa anaonekana ana ‘nguvu’ alipokuwa CCM tu.

Nje ya CCM mpaka anatia huruma.

mzamifu · Sep 24, 2020

Nakubaliana na wewe pia your command ktk lugha ni nzurii sana

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Nyani Ngabu · Oct 20, 2020

Membe still running? 🤣🤣

Kiranga · Oct 20, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
Membe still running? [emoji1787][emoji1787]

In theory.

Hata Zitto kiongozi mkuu wa chama chake amesema atampigia kura Lissu.

Ni vigumu kwa wengine kumchukulia Membe seriously.

Membe alitaka kukuza jina na kuwachangisha watu wa nje apate kidau.

Hakutaka kuwa rais.

Tatizo "jasusi mbobezi" ka boogie step, karudi na hela airport, watu wakazidaka wakamputa.

Sijui alifikiri bado ana "diplomatic pouch"?

Tangu hapo naona hata mchezo wa kuigiza kutaka urais umekuwa mgumu.

Ila kafanya press conference. Anazuga kwa ushairi mbovu.

Nyani Ngabu · Oct 20, 2020

Kiranga said:
In theory.

Hata Zitto kiongozi mkuu wa chama chake amesema atampigia kura Lissu.

Ni vigumu kwa wengine kumchukulia Membe seriously.

Membe alitaka kukuza jina na kuwachangisha watu wa nje apate kidau.

Hakutaka kuwa rais.

Tatizo "jasusi mbobezi" ka boogie step, karudi na hela airport, watu wakazidaka wakamputa.

Sijui alifikiri bado ana "diplomatic pouch"?

Tangu hapo naona hata mchezo wa kuigiza kutaka urais umekuwa mgumu.

Hivi kweli Membe aliwahi kuwa jasusi?

I find it hard to believe!

Kiranga · Oct 20, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
Hivi kweli Membe aliwahi kuwa jasusi?

I find it hard to believe!

Diplomatic corps imejaa majasusi. Hili linaeleweka dunia nzima.

Ila "jasusi" kwa standard za Tanzania si sawa na za kimataifa.

Membe kasoma shule inayosifika kusomesha majasusi, Johns Hopkins. Programs zao za International Relations ni source kubwa sana ya majasusi. Kuna mtu kwenye familia yangu alisoma hapo, akawa approached na serikali ya Marekani kufanya kazi za ujasusi, akachomoa.

Kwa hivyo ukiunganisha dots Foreign Service, Johns Hopkins utaona "jasusi" is feasible. Ila kwa standards za kibongo "jasusi" ni glorified kachero tu.

He is more like the late Dr. Mahiga - although Dr. Mahiga outshone him by far- than Willy Gamba.

Glenn · Oct 20, 2020

Ccm ni wabaya sana, walimpandikiza Lowasa tukaamini ni mpinzani kumbe yuko kimkakati.
Mwaka huu JOKA la mdimu aka mzee wa kunuka kumbe naye katumwa

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