Misemo ilivyo-trend.

Sisi wanaume ni viumbe wastaarabu sana!! Dada anapokuwa kavaa bikini na bra tu,asilimia kubwa ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi.... Sisi kwa ustaarabu wetu,huwa tunaangalia pale palipo funikwa tuu... 'hatutaki dhambi za kijinga sisi'.

Walimu wengine bhana,

Eti ana niuliza swali ili kuona kama na Jua lugha ya Wazazi wangu ,
"hivi M'bu mnawaitaje kule kwenu,"

Nikamjibu : huwa hatuwaiti ila wanakuja wenyewe.

sipendagi ujinga mimi.

Tanzania Ya Viwanda.

Wataisoma namba

Hii kitu ya "Sipendagi ujinga" imebamba haraka sana sijui ilikurupuliwa wapi..?

Fey shupa: Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.

Nandulen: Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia turubai Utawafunika Wote...!!! Feyshupa: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta...!!!


"Sijaribiwagi mimi"

Valentina said:

Nipo na shemeji yangu mzungu...ananiletea vtu ambavyo sivielewi...
Shemeji mzungu: Your frnd is not around, can we hang out for sometime?
Mimi: *IT DOESNT HAVE INLAWSHIP, WE EAT*

*Sijaribiwagi mmi!*

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"you ladies can't eat. you are eaten"

Mkwaha said:

Tanzania Ya Viwanda.

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Inakuja

Ya Mugabe ilikaaa kipindi kirefu sana

Kuna demu nilimtongoza akanambia atanikubalia siku *Pogba* akifunga na ndo yupo kwenye bodaboda anakuja;

*Sipendi ujinga mimi*

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Huu mchezo hauhitaji hasira , huu msemo nao umedumu!

Mi naona kama Lady jaydee ndo aliuanzisha wakati Wa kampeni yake ya Naamka tena

Huu ni uchochezi

jakitoo said:

Inakuja

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Bila Kusahau MAISHA BORA KILA MTANZANIA.

Kumbo El Capitanol said:

Kuna demu nilimtongoza akanambia atanikubalia siku *Pogba* akifunga na ndo yupo kwenye bodaboda anakuja;

*Sipendi ujinga mimi*

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Hahhahahhaaa

Jipu