Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike

Dogoli kinyamkela · Jan 22, 2025

Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike.

Mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Mara ngapi ng'ombe dume huingia katika tendo la ndoa kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."

Mke: akamtazama mumewe na kusema....."umesikia!!!"

Kisha mume akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng'ombe jike yule yule?"

Meneja akasema, "Hapana, Hapana, na ng'ombe jike tofauti kila siku."

Mume akamtazama mkewe na kusema, "umesikia?!!!"

Ugomvi zikaanza!!!

Unadhani ni nani chanzo cha ugomvi huo na kwanini?!
🤣🤣🤣

Nyamwi255 · Jan 22, 2025

naiman64 · Jan 22, 2025

Dogoli kinyamkela said:
Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike.
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Mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Mara ngapi ng'ombe dume huingia katika tendo la ndoa kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."

Mke: akamtazama mumewe na kusema....."umesikia!!!"

Kisha mume akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng'ombe jike yule yule?"

Meneja akasema, "Hapana, Hapana, na ng'ombe jike tofauti kila siku."

Mume akamtazama mkewe na kusema, "umesikia?!!!"

Ugomvi zikaanza!!!

Unadhani ni nani chanzo cha ugomvi huo na kwanini?!
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Ng'ombe dume, ndio chanzo cha yote

akatiwanya · Jan 22, 2025

Dogoli kinyamkela said:
Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike.
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Mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Mara ngapi ng'ombe dume huingia katika tendo la ndoa kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."

Mke: akamtazama mumewe na kusema....."umesikia!!!"

Kisha mume akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng'ombe jike yule yule?"

Meneja akasema, "Hapana, Hapana, na ng'ombe jike tofauti kila siku."

Mume akamtazama mkewe na kusema, "umesikia?!!!"

Ugomvi zikaanza!!!

Unadhani ni nani chanzo cha ugomvi huo na kwanini?!
🤣🤣🤣

Chanzo ni Ng'ombe.

makutupora · Jan 22, 2025

Chanzo ni ng'ombe
Mchochezi mke kwa kukifanya anauliza swali

PSL god · Jan 22, 2025

Sema huyo demu mzuri aseee uongo mbaya

Adverse Effect · Jan 23, 2025

PSL god said:
Sema huyo demu mzuri aseee uongo mbaya

Mkuu unajua vitu vizuri hakika.

Half american · Jan 23, 2025

Ile jinsia inaonea wivu hadi ng'ombe 😂

Sir Jk · Jan 23, 2025

Bandiko lako linatufunza nn ndugu kiongozi

BRAZA CHOGO · Jan 23, 2025

Dogoli umetisha 😂

Fortilo · Jan 23, 2025

😂😂😂 nzuri hiyo ila chanzo ni mchunga ngombe

gonamwitu · Jan 23, 2025

PSL god said:
Sema huyo demu mzuri aseee uongo mbaya

Halafu anaonekana ana bonge la tako tungepata muonekano kwa nyuma ingekuwa poa.

Mkereketwa_Huyu · Jan 23, 2025

Dogoli kinyamkela said:
Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike.
View attachment 3210502
Mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Mara ngapi ng'ombe dume huingia katika tendo la ndoa kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."

Mke: akamtazama mumewe na kusema....."umesikia!!!"

Kisha mume akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng'ombe jike yule yule?"

Meneja akasema, "Hapana, Hapana, na ng'ombe jike tofauti kila siku."

Mume akamtazama mkewe na kusema, "umesikia?!!!"

Ugomvi zikaanza!!!

Unadhani ni nani chanzo cha ugomvi huo na kwanini?!
🤣🤣🤣

Kwanza umekosea, ng'ombe hashiriki tendo la ndoa kwani yeye haoi ila yeye upanda majike akishikwa na nyege tu.

Ugomvi hapa kauleta mwanamke kwa sababu hatombwi ipasavyo na jamaa yake, yeye anataka goli zaidi ya hat trick na kukunjwa kama kambale aliye tayari kubanikwa pamoja na kupakuliwa kisamvu kama wenzake.

Dogoli kinyamkela · Jan 23, 2025

makutupora said:
Chanzo ni ng'ombe
Mchochezi mke kwa kukifanya anauliza swali

Akili mingi sana 👏🏾

Dogoli kinyamkela · Jan 23, 2025

BRAZA CHOGO said:
Dogoli umetisha 😂

Au sio 😂😂😂

PSL god · Jan 23, 2025

Adverse Effect said:
Mkuu unajua vitu vizuri hakika.

Naam mkuuu ni hatari mzee unakua unakojolea pazuri

PSL god · Jan 23, 2025

gonamwitu said:
Halafu anaonekana ana bonge la tako tungepata muonekano kwa nyuma ingekuwa poa.

Naam

Jackson Turary · Jan 23, 2025

Dogoli kinyamkela said:
Mke na mume walitembelea shamba la kilimo. Wakamuona ng'ombe dume akishiriki tendo la ndoa na ng'ombe jike.
View attachment 3210502
Mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Mara ngapi ng'ombe dume huingia katika tendo la ndoa kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."

Mke: akamtazama mumewe na kusema....."umesikia!!!"

Kisha mume akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng'ombe jike yule yule?"

Meneja akasema, "Hapana, Hapana, na ng'ombe jike tofauti kila siku."

Mume akamtazama mkewe na kusema, "umesikia?!!!"

Ugomvi zikaanza!!!

Unadhani ni nani chanzo cha ugomvi huo na kwanini?!
🤣🤣🤣

Jackson Turary · Jan 23, 2025

Duu Ng'ombe nao wameoana hadi wansfanya tendo la ndoa hii kali mimi wanajamiyana tu kumbe!

Lambardi · Jan 23, 2025

Daa code ngumu hiiii.....tufunguliee

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