Modern Wives...!

nyengo

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The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."


"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);


Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND

Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!


"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.


"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"



 
mmmmh dawa yake ndogo, waende kwenye nyumba yao...
 
Duh, kuweni makin vijana kwenye kuo kuna mengi.
Mchunguze mtu vzr kable ya kuamua kuwa naye yasije yakakukuta....
 
hahahahah nimeipendaa...
ila nadhani kuoana ni kusaidiana, sidhani kama unaoa ili upate mtumishi wa ndani..
bali mwenza
mshirikiane
kwa yote...
akipika wewe osha vyombo,
ukifagia yeye apige deki ...
kwa vicheko na bashasha.......
akinyonyesha wewe bembeleza mtoto aliapo
huku mkisikilizana na kubembelezana ...
kila mmoja akijua nn mwenzie anapenda nn hapendi...
na upendo ukitawala ndani mwenu! na kuheshimiana pia.....:dance:
hapo hakuna atakayeiona ndoa ni ndoano
 
Ina maana jamaa alikuwa anaishi clan kind of life?
This is so funny.

Hii ni kijijini? Sielewi maana huyo mwanamke ana sound wa mjini mjini
 
Aisee nafurahi kunikumbusha niliisoma zamani sana kwenye email nimekumbuka mbali sana aliyenitumia hii mail alifariki kwa ajali
 
Aisee nafurahi kunikumbusha niliisoma zamani sana kwenye email nimekumbuka mbali sana aliyenitumia hii mail alifariki kwa ajali

Dah, hopeful utasema Bwana azidi kumrehemu!
 
Hajakosea. Jamaa alienda kuoa mke na si kuleta housemaid.
 
lakini wake ni kwa ajili ya kufurahisha tu???
 
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