Mi nataka keeeesho nikupeleke nyumbani, mi nataka kesho twende ukamwone mama.
You can get one, but just for sex
1. Fake name means fake future partner.
2. You must be insane, hilarious, seriously sick or even a big joke if you can't afford to find a partner out of infinite many people that physically surround you at every instant second, and dream that MMU will do a magic for you!
I will be back soon to give you the remaining reasons.