Most experts suggest that one should open with a joke. Obviously, they've never heard me tell a joke

When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied, "There's a first time for everything, so try to be funny and brief"

Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of the word auditorium, don't you? It is derived from two Latin words, audio, "to hear," and taurus, "the bull".

-Kiufupi mi ni idealist.I dont know where am going but am on my way.

Anyway wakubwa shikamooni,wadogo mambo zenu!

Marahabaaa. Karibu sana.

kwanza marahabaa... afu ntajuaje ka we ni mkubwa au mdogo wangu

Karibu sana jf.

Wahi ndani.

umeingia kwa mbwemwbe nyingi,
haya karibu saana