MALCOM LUMUMBA
JF-Expert Member
- Jul 26, 2012
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Leo Nifah kanikumbusha kuhusu misemo ya mzee Mugabe. Kama ni kweli hii misemo ni yake basi yule mzee anazeeka vibaya sana na inabidi apumzike tu. Sijui anakulaga nini aisee.
Ila ana uwezo mkubwa sana wa kufikiri maana siyo kwa kiwango hiki.
1. Respect pregnant women because its not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
2. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in china gets fire.
3. If your ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see their inner beauty.
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
5. All i hear always is, "No sex before marriage" If that was God's plan,then you would receive your vagina or penis on your wedding day.
6. Dating a slim guy is cool. The problem is when your lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
7. Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
8. Even satan wasn't gay: He approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same sex marriages.
9. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
10. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there is nothing as such any longer because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes and for lorry fares.
CC: Red Giant , Consigliere , FisadiKuu , MSEZA MKULU
Ila ana uwezo mkubwa sana wa kufikiri maana siyo kwa kiwango hiki.
1. Respect pregnant women because its not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
2. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in china gets fire.
3. If your ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see their inner beauty.
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
5. All i hear always is, "No sex before marriage" If that was God's plan,then you would receive your vagina or penis on your wedding day.
6. Dating a slim guy is cool. The problem is when your lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
7. Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
8. Even satan wasn't gay: He approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same sex marriages.
9. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
10. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there is nothing as such any longer because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes and for lorry fares.
CC: Red Giant , Consigliere , FisadiKuu , MSEZA MKULU