Asprin
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Mimate imenitoka vibaya. Ni macho yangu au naota?
Nahisi kama niko kaunta.
Hommie utaenda motoni kwa kunitia majaribuni namna hii!
Mimate imenitoka vibaya. Ni macho yangu au naota?
Dr mbona mchokozi,
unaninanihii kichokozi
Kweli nitamaliza dozii
Mbona sina tena malaria!!
Something like that!!
Mimate imenitoka vibaya. Ni macho yangu au naota?
Nahisi kama niko kaunta.
Hommie utaenda motoni kwa kunitia majaribuni namna hii!
ha ha ha ivi kumbe leo sio ijumaa? pole home boy...itabidi nitubu nisingiee motoni!!Mimate imenitoka vibaya. Ni macho yangu au naota?
Nahisi kama niko kaunta.
Hommie utaenda motoni kwa kunitia majaribuni namna hii!
du mkuu huu udirinki unavutia,sasa nawewe umeuwahisha bana leo jumatano utafanya watu kesho wasiende job.
du mkuu huu udirinki unavutia,sasa nawewe umeuwahisha bana leo jumatano utafanya watu kesho wasiende job.
jamani binamu, mi siendagi guest haus, naendaga nyumba ya wageni😡Huko gesti ulikokuwa siku nzima umeme umekatika?
sasa ngoja nikate neno la ukweli hapasema wewe ndo utakuwa kuni wa homu boi wako......hahaaaa!!!
sasa ngoja nikate neno la ukweli hapa
Ee Lamueli, kunywa mvinyo hakuwafai wafalme,
wala haiwafai wafalme waseme iko wapi kileo,
wasije wakanywa wakaisahau sheria
na wakaipotosha hukumu ya watu walio taabuni
Mpe kileo yeye aliye karibu na kupotea (amabye hajapotea bado!!)
Kampe kileo yeye aliye na uchungu nafsini
anywe akausahau umaskini wake
asikumbuke tena taabu yake
Tangu tumboni mwa mama yangu!kheeeeeeee hivo!!!
kipaji kimeanza lini mseminarist?
The Theory of Intelligence
Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Kila siku unanisifia niko bright.masikini Pako wangu.......hivi hivi!!!!!!
Kila siku unanisifia niko bright.
Now you know why. Piga makofi matatu tafadhali!!😀😀😀
You can say it again.!!...nime do the nidifuli kwa hii yuzifuli posti..!1.................. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Utawajuwa tu uu.......... kama si kwa matendo basi maneno yaoooooooo........You can say it again.!!...nime do the nidifuli kwa hii yuzifuli posti..!1
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