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[Da'Vinci]

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[Da'Vinci]

I'm in love with you Joker, You've proved that Disgusted,Weak,Undermined and Passive people..Are Strong than then rest.
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Arthur Fleck: Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
Social Worker: It is certainly tense. People are upset, they’re struggling, looking for work. These are tough times. How about you? Have you been keeping up with your journal?
Arthur Fleck: Yes, ma’am.
Social Worker: Great. Did you bring it with you?
[Arthur smiles]

Social Worker: Arthur, last time I asked you to bring your journal for these appointments. Can I see it?
[Arthur gets his journal and gives it to her]
Arthur Fleck: I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.
Social Worker: No, you didn’t.
Arthur Fleck: I think I did.

[reading from Arthur’s journal]
Social Worker: “I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.”

Social Worker: How does it feel to have to come here? Does it help to have someone to talk to?
Arthur Fleck: I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.

Arthur Fleck: I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication.
Social Worker: Arthur, you’re on seven different medications. Surely they must be doing something.
Arthur Fleck: I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.

[to Arthur, who’s playing peekaboo with a young boy on the bus]
Boy’s Mother: Will you stop bothering my kid.
Arthur Fleck: I wasn’t bothering him. I was…
Boy’s Mother: Just stop!
[Arthur starts to laugh uncontrollably]
Boy’s Mother: What, you think that’s funny?
[Arthur shakes his head as he continues to laugh uncontrollably]
Arthur Fleck: I’m sorry. I have a co…
[he hands her a card that explains that he has a condition that causes him to laugh]


[Arthur writes in his notebook]
“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.”

[referring to Thomas Wayne]
Penny Fleck: He’d make a great mayor. Everybody says so.
Arthur Fleck: Oh, yeah? Everybody, who? Who do you talk to?
Penny Fleck: Everybody on the news. He’s the only one who can save the city. He owes it to us.

[as Arthur is imagining himself being on Murray’s show and getting his attention]
Murray Franklin: What’s your name?
Arthur Fleck: Hi, Murray. Arthur.
Murray Franklin: Arthur?
Arthur Fleck: My name’s Arthur.
Murray Franklin: Well, okay. Well, there’s something special about you, Arthur, I could tell. Where are you from?
Arthur Fleck: I live right here, in this city, with my mother.
[the audience laughs]
Murray Franklin: Okay. Hold on. Hold on. There’s nothing funny about that. I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. I’m that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, and he never came back.
Audience: Aw!
Arthur Fleck: I know what that’s like, Murray. I’ve been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother.
[the audience applauds]
Murray Franklin: All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.
Arthur Fleck: She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
[the audience applauds]
Murray Franklin: I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. Come on. For that, you got to come down.
[Arthur joyfully joins him on the stage as the audience claps for him]

[as Arthur is continues his fantasy of meeting Murray on his show]
Murray Franklin: That was great, Arthur. Thank you. I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day.
Arthur Fleck: Thanks, Murray.
Murray Franklin: But, you know, this stuff, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff, I’d give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.
[Arthur smiles and hugs Murray lovingly]

Hoyt Vaughn: How’s the comedy career? Are you a famous standup yet?
Arthur Fleck: Not quite. I’ve just been working on my material.
[Arthur goes to sit down]
Hoyt Vaughn: No, don’t sit. This will be quick. Look, I like you, Arthur. You know, a lot of the guys, they think you’re a freak, but I like you. I don’t even know why I like you, but I got another complaint. It’s starting to piss me off. Kenny’s Music, the guy said you disappeared. Never even returned his sign.
Arthur Fleck: Because I got jumped. Didn’t you hear?
Hoyt Vaughn: For a sign? That’s bullsh*t. It doesn’t even make sense. Just give him the sign back. He’s going out of business, for God’s sake, Arthur.
Arthur Fleck: Why would I keep that sign?
Hoyt Vaughn: How the f**k do I know? Why does anybody do anything? If you don’t return the sign, I got to take it out of your paycheck. Are we clear?
[Arthur just stares at him with a smile]



Arthur Fleck: I don’t want you to worry about money, mom. I mean, everybody’s telling me that my standup’s ready for the big clubs.
Penny Fleck: But what makes you think you could do that?
Arthur Fleck: What do you mean?
Penny Fleck: I mean, don’t you have to be funny to be a comedian?

[after Sophie, Arthur’s neighbor, knocks on his front door]
Sophie Dumond: Hey. Where you following my today?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah.
Sophie Dumond: I thought that was you. I was hoping you’d come in to rob the place.
Arthur Fleck: I have a gun. I can come by tomorrow.
[Sophie laughs]
Sophie Dumond: You’re so funny, Arthur.
Arthur Fleck: Yeah. Did you know, I do standup comedy? You should maybe come and see a show sometime.
Sophie Dumond: I could do that. Yeah. You let me know when.
[Sophie turns and walks off]

[Arthur’s on the phone to Vaughn, after the gun that Randall had given for protection falls out of his pocket while he was entertaining at a children’s hospital]
Arthur Fleck: Wait, please, I love this job.
Hoyt Vaughn: Arthur, I need to why you brought a gun into a kids hospital?
Arthur Fleck: It’s a prop, for my act now.
Hoyt Vaughn: That’s bullsh*t! It’s bullsh*t! What kind of clown carries a f**king gun? Besides, Randall told me, you tried to fire a thirty-eight over him last week.
Arthur Fleck: Randall told you that?
Hoyt Vaughn: You’re a f**k-up, Arthur, and a liar. You’re fired!
[he hangs up]

[on the subway Arthur, still wearing his clown makeup, notices three drunken businessmen harassing a woman and starts to laugh uncontrollably]
Wall Street Three: Is something funny a**hole?
[Arthur continues to laugh hysterically and one of the men starts singing the lyrics to “Send in the Clowns”]
Wall Street Three: Is something funny? What’s so f**king funny?
Arthur Fleck: I…
[as Arthur tries to find the card that explains his condition, the three men start beating him up]

[Arthur is packing up his locker at the clown company]
Gary: I heard what happened? Sorry, mate.
Randall: Yeah, it doesn’t seem fair, getting fired like that.
Haha’s Clown #1: Did you really bring a gun to a children’s hospital, Arty? What the f**k would you do that for?
Haha’s Clown #2: Is that part of your new act, Arthur? The dancing didn’t do the trick, you were just going to shoot yourself?
[the other clown employees start to laugh]
Arthur Fleck: Why don’t you ask Randall about it? It was his gun.
Randall: What?
Arthur Fleck: I still owe you for that, don’t I?
Randall: What the f**k are you talking about? Stop talking out of you’re a**, Art.
[Arthur honks the clown horn, tosses it aside, and walks off, but returns]
Arthur Fleck: Oh, no. I forgot to punch out.
[he punches the timestamp machine, laughs as it breaks and leaves]

[Arthur and Penny are watching the news about the three Wayne Enterprises businessmen that Arthur shot and k*lled on the subway]
Good Morning Host: There seems to be a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It’s almost as if our less fortunate brethrens are taking the side of the k*ller.
Thomas Wayne: Yes, that is a shame. It’s one of the reasons why I’m considering a run for mayor. Gotham’s lost its way.
Good Morning Host: What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask?
Thomas Wayne: Well, it makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that coldblooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves. Yet they’re too scared to show their own face. And it’s those kind of people that change for the better, those of us who’ve made something of our lives, will always look at those who haven’t, as nothing but clowns.
[Arthur laughs]
Penny Fleck: That’s not funny.

Arthur Fleck: I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival.
Social Worker: Arthur…
Arthur Fleck: Which is crazy, because that’s my clown name. At work, until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn’t know if I really existed.
Social Worker: Arthur, I have some bad news for you.
Arthur Fleck: You don’t listen, do you? I don’t think you ever really listened to me. You just ask the same questions every week. “How’s your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?” All I have are negative thoughts. But you don’t listen. Anyway, I said, for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

Social Worker: They cut our funding. They’re closing down our offices next week. The city’s cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. This is the last time we’ll be meeting.
Arthur Fleck: Okay.
Social Worker: They don’t give a sh*t about people like you, Arthur. And they really don’t give a sh*t about people like me either.
[pause]
Arthur Fleck: What am I supposed to do about my medication now? Who do I talk to?
Social Worker: I’m sorry, Arthur.

[Arthur laughs uncontrollably as he begins his standup routine at a club]
Arthur Fleck: School, as a kid, my mother would say, “You should enjoy it. One day you’ll have to work for a living.” No, I won’t, ma. I’m going to me a comedian.
[he laughs awkwardly, the audience is quiet, and we see Sophie in the audience smiling]

[we see Arthur on a date with Sophie, when he spots a newspaper headline about the k*llings of the three businessmen by the clown]
Sophie Dumond: Do you believe that sh*t? F**k them. I think they guy that did it is a hero. Three less creeps in Gotham City. Only a million more to go.


[referring to Thomas Wayne]
Penny Fleck: He’s an extraordinary man, Happy. A very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances. And I couldn’t tell anyone because, well, I signed some papers. And besides, you can imagine what people would say about Thomas and me, what they’d say about you.
Arthur Fleck: What would they say, mom?

[Arthur goes to Wayne Manor where he sees young Bruce and does a clown routing for him before talking to him through the gates]
Arthur Fleck: Hi. What’s your name?
Bruce Wayne: I’m Bruce.
Arthur Fleck: Bruce. I’m Arthur.
[he sticks his hands through the gate, puts his fingers on Bruce’s face, lifting the corners of his mouth as if to make Bruce smile]
Alfred Pennyworth: Bruce! Bruce! Get away from that man.
Arthur Fleck: It’s okay. I’m a good guy.
Alfred Pennyworth: How do you do? Who are you?
Arthur Fleck: I’m here to see Mr. Wayne.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you shouldn’t be speaking to his son.
[giving back the fake flowers Arthur gave Bruce]
Alfred Pennyworth: Why did you give him these flowers?
Arthur Fleck: No, they’re not real. It’s magic. I was just trying to make Bruce smile.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, it’s not funny, is it? Do I need to call the police?
Arthur Fleck: No, please.

Arthur Fleck: My mother’s name is Penny. Penny Fleck. She used to work here years ago. Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him?
Alfred Pennyworth: You are her son?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah. Did you know her? I know about the two of them. She told me everything.
Alfred Pennyworth: There’s nothing to know. There is no “them”. Your mother was delusional. She was a sick woman.
Arthur Fleck: Don’t say that.
Alfred Pennyworth: Just go. Before you make a fool of yourself.
Arthur Fleck: Thomas Wayne is my father.
[Alfred laughing, in anger, Arthur puts his hand through the gates around Alfred’s neck and starts to choke him]
Alfred Pennyworth: Let go of me! Let go! Let go of me!
[Arthur looks at Bruce watching with fear, he turns and runs off]

[after Penny is taken to hospital, two detectives come to visit Arthur]
Detective Garrity: Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I’m Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We have a few questions for you, but you weren’t home. So, we spoke with your mother.
Arthur Fleck: Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this?
Detective Garrity: What? No.
Detective Burke: No, no, no. We just asked her some questions. She got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed…
Arthur Fleck: Yeah, but the doctor said she had a stroke.
Detective Garrity: We’re sorry to hear about that. But like I said, I still have some questions for you. They’re about the subway k*llings that happened last week. You’ve heard about them, right?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah. It’s horrible.
Detective Garrity: Right.

Detective Garrity: So we spoke with your boss, over at Ha-Ha’s. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children’s hospital. Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
Arthur Fleck: It’s a prop. It’s part of my act. I’m a party clown.
Detective Burke: Alright, so why were you fired?
Arthur Fleck: They said I wasn’t funny enough. Can you imagine that? Now, if you don’t, I have to go take care of my mother.
[Arthur starts to walk off]
Detective Burke: Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, the laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing?
Arthur Fleck: A clown thing?
Detective Burke: Yeah. I mean, part of your act?
Arthur Fleck: What do you think?
[Arthur turns and starts walking towards the hospital doors, but walks into the glass door]
Detective Burke: It’s exit only.


[Arthur is watching Murray Franklin’s show on TV in Penny’s hospital room]
Murray Franklin: And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this videotape from Pogo’s Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here’s a guy who thinks he could just keep laughing, it’ll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.
[the footage shows Arthur, at the comedy club earlier, as he was laughing uncontrollably]
Arthur Fleck: Oh, no.
[Arthur watches the footage of his standup joke]
Arthur Fleck: School, as a kid, my mother would say, “You should enjoy it. One day you’ll have to work for a living.” No, I won’t, ma. I’m going to me a comedian.
[as he watches himself, Arthur laughs at his own joke]
Murray Franklin: You should have listened to your mother.
[the audience at Murray’s show laugh]

[Arthur watches as Murray’s show continues]
Murray Franklin: Let’s see one more. I love this guy.
[Arthur watches another footage of his standup joke at the comedy club]
Arthur Fleck: It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.
[the audience at Murray’s show laugh]
Murray Franklin: You can say that again, pal.
[Arthur looks hurt as he watches Murray]

[Arthur watches the news report on TV demonstrations against the rich with protestors in clown masks]
WBC News Anchor: Wayne, who recently announced he’s running for mayor, will be attending the benefit. You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to many of Gotham’s residents as clowns. Today, he offered little in way of an apology.
Thomas Wayne: Well, what I will say is, there’s something wrong with those people. I’m here to help them. I want to lift them out of poverty, help make their lives better. That is why I’m running. They may not realize it, but I’m their only hope.

[Arthur confronts Thomas at one of his public events]
Thomas Wayne: Can I help you, pal?
Arthur Fleck: I don’t know what to say.
Thomas Wayne: Do you want an autograph, or something?
Arthur Fleck: No. My name is Arthur. Penny Fleck is my mother.
Thomas Wayne: Jesus. You’re the guy that came to my house yesterday.
Arthur Fleck: Yes. I’m sorry, I just showed up. But my mother told me everything, and I had to talk to you.
Thomas Wayne: Look, pal, I’m not your father.
[Thomas laughs]
Thomas Wayne: What’s wrong with you?
Arthur Fleck: Because I think you are.
Thomas Wayne: Well, that’s impossible. Because you were adopted, and I never slept with your mother.

Thomas Wayne: What do you want from me? Money?
Arthur Fleck: No, I don’t. I wasn’t adopted.
Thomas Wayne: Jesus, she never told you?
Arthur Fleck: What?
Thomas Wayne: Your mother adopted you while she was working for us.
Arthur Fleck: That’s not true. Why are you saying that?
Thomas Wayne: But she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital when you were just a little boy.
Arthur Fleck: Why are you saying this? I don’t need you to tell me lies! I know it seems strange! I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable! I don’t know why! Dad, I want just a little bit of f**king decency! What is it with you people? You say that stuff about my mother!
Thomas Wayne: She’s crazy.
Arthur Fleck: She’s…
[Arthur starts laughing uncontrollably]
Thomas Wayne: You think this is funny? Is this a joke to you?
Arthur Fleck: [laughing] Dad, it’s me! Come on!
[Thomas suddenly punches Arthur in the face]
Thomas Wayne: Touch my son again, I’ll f**king k*ll you.

[after Arthur gets a call from a rep for Murray’s show]
Arthur Fleck: Who is this?
Shirley Woods: Oh, hi. This is Shirley Wood. I’m the show booker for Live With Murray Franklin. Is this Arthur?
Arthur Fleck: Yes.
Shirley Woods: Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, we’ve gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses. And Murray asked if I would reach out to you, see if you would come on as his guest.
[pause]
Arthur Fleck: Murray wants me on the Murray Franklin Show?
Shirley Woods: Yeah. Isn’t that great? He’d love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act. Does that sound good to you?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah, that sounds good.
Shirley Woods: Can we set up a date right now? Are you available next Thursday?

[Arthur visits Arkham State Hospital to look at Penny’s case file]
Arthur Fleck: Can I ask you a question?
Carl: Sure.
Arthur Fleck: How does someone windup in here? Have they all, all the people committed crimes?
Carl: Yeah, some have. You know, some are just crazy, pose a danger to themselves and others. Some just got nowhere else to go, don’t know what to do, you know?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah, I hear you, brother. Sometimes, I don’t know what to do. The last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. I thought it was going to bother me, but it really hasn’t.
[Carl looks at Arthur seriously]
Carl: What’s that?
Arthur Fleck: I f**ked up. I’ve done some bad sh*t. And I’ve been thinking real hard about it. It’s so hard just to try and be happy all the time.
Carl: Hey, listen, man, I’m just the administrator assistant. A clerk. You know, all I do is file paperwork. I don’t know what to tell you. But you should see somebody.

Carl: Alright. Here it is. Fleck. Penny Fleck. Let’s see.
[reads from the file]
Carl: Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. Patient suffers from delusional psychosis, and narcissistic personality disorder. Was found guilty of endangerment welfare of her own child.
[Carl hesitates and looks at Arthur]
Arthur Fleck: What?
Carl: It says she’s your mother.
[Arthur smiles and nods]
Carl: Uh, I’m sorry. They said I can’t release these records. You know, this is not a public forum. Sorry, I’d get in trouble. Look, if you want to bring your mom here to sign, that’ll be much easier, but I can’t let this go without a signature. Okay? I’m sorry.
[Arthur suddenly grabs the file and tries to take it off Carl]
Carl: No, man! Let, go, man! Give it back!
[Arthur manages to snatch the file and runs off]

[we see flashback of young Penny at Arkham as Arthur reads through her file]
Dr. Stoner: We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. We have all the paperwork, right here.
Young Penny: That’s not true. Thomas and I made him, so it stayed our secret.
Dr. Stoner: You also stood by when one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused your adopted son and battered you.
[Arthur starts to laugh as he reads the articles about his abuse]

Dr. Stoner: Penny, your son was found tied to a radiator in a filthy apartment, malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body, and severe trauma to his head.
Young Penny: I never heard him crying. He’s always been such a happy little boy.
[we see Arthur laugh uncontrollably and cry after he finishes reading Penny’s file]

[after Arthur breaks into Sophie’s apartment]
Sophie Dumond: I really need you to leave. My little girl is sleeping in the other room. Please.
Arthur Fleck: I’m having a bad day.
Sophie Dumond: Let me call someone. Is your mother home?
[Arthur looks at Sophie, he mimics shooting is head using his finger as a gun, just as she had done earlier when they met, we then see their previous encounters were all in Arthur’s head and never happened]

[Arthur is visiting Penny at the hospital]
Arthur Fleck: Penny Fleck. I always hated that name. Remember you used to tell me that my laugh was a condition, that there was something wrong with me? It isn’t. That’s the real me.
Penny Fleck: Oh, Happy.
Arthur Fleck: Happy. Hm. I haven’t been happy one day out of my entire f**king life.

Arthur Fleck: [to Penny] You know what’s funny? You know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a f**king comedy.
[he takes Penny’s pillow and uses it to smother her to death]

[as Arthur is preparing himself for Murray’s show, he’s visited by Gary and Randall]
Gary: Hey, Arthur. How is it going?
Arthur Fleck: Oh, hey, guys. Come on in
Gary: Did you, uh, get a new gig?
Arthur Fleck: No.
Randall: Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. I hear it’s going to be nuts.
Arthur Fleck: Oh, is that today?
Randall: Yeah. What’s with the makeup then?
Arthur Fleck: My mom died. I’m celebrating.
Randall: Right. Yeah, we heard, that’s why we came by. Figured you could use some cheering up.
[Gary holds up a bottle]
Arthur Fleck: Oh, that’s sweet. But, I don’t know, I feel good. I stopped taking my medication. I feel a lot better now.
Randall: [awkwardly] Oh. Okay. Good for you.

Randall: So, hey, listen, uh, I don’t know if you heard, but the cops have been coming around the shop, talking to all the guys about the subway murders.
Gary: They didn’t talk to me.
Randall: That’s because the suspect was a regular size person. If it was a f**king midget, you’d be in jail right now.
[Arthur laughs]
Randall: Anyway, Hoyt said that they talked to you, and now they’re looking for me. I just want to know what you said, make sure our stories lineup, seeing as how you’re my boy, and, uh, you know what I mean?
[we see Arthur take out a knife from his pocket]
Arthur Fleck: Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much.
Randall: I just want to…
[suddenly Arthur stabs Randall and k*lls him]

[after Arthur’s k*lls Randall; Gary cries out in fear]
Gary: Why would you do that, Arthur?
[pause]
Arthur Fleck: Do you watch the Murray Franklin show? I’m going to be on tonight.
[Gary looks terrified; Arthur speaks in mock cockney accent]
Arthur Fleck: It’s f**king crazy, ain’t it? Me on the telly?
Gary: What the f**k, Arthur?
Arthur Fleck: What? It’s okay, Gary. You can go. I’m not going to hurt you.
[Gary cries out in horror as he sees Randall’s body]
Arthur Fleck: Don’t look. Just go.
[as Gary slowly tries to leave, Arthur jumps out at him in jest, and Gary runs to door]

[Gary is unable to open the apartment door as Arthur had put the chain on the door earlier]
Gary: Hey, Arthur?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah?
Gary: Arthur, can you get the lock?
Arthur Fleck: Sh*t. Sorry, Gary.
[Arthur goes to open the door, but closes it again]
Arthur Fleck: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Arthur Fleck: You’re the only one that’s ever been nice to me.
[he kisses the top of Gary’s head and opens the door]
Arthur Fleck: Get out of here.
[Gary rushes out the door]

[Arthur is dancing on the steps in his full Joker costume]
Detective Burke: Hey, Arthur! We need to talk!
[Arthur makes a run for it]
Detective Burke: Hey! Stop!
[the two detectives chase after him]

[Murray and Gene enter Arthur’s dressing room as he waits to go the show]
Arthur Fleck: Murray.
[he shakes Murray’s hand]
Murray Franklin: Hey.
Gene Ufland: Hey, hey, it’s Mr. Franklin, buddy.
Murray Franklin: Come on, Gene, that’s all bullsh*t.
Arthur Fleck: Thank you, Murray. I feel like I know you. I’ve been watching you forever.
Arthur Fleck: Thank you.

[referring to Arthur’s clown makeup]
Murray Franklin: What’s with the face? I mean, are you part of the protest?
Arthur Fleck: No. No, I don’t believe any of that. I don’t believe in anything. I just thought it’d be good for my act.
Gene Ufland: For your act? Didn’t you hear what happened on the subway? Some clown got k*lled.
Murray Franklin: [to Gene] Don’t worry about that.
Arthur Fleck: No, I hadn’t heard.
Murray Franklin: Yeah.
Gene Ufland: You see, this is what I’m telling you. The audience is going to go crazy if you put this guy on. I mean, maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment.
Murray Franklin: Gene, it’s going to work. It’s going to work. We’re going to go with it.
[Arthur laughs]
Arthur Fleck: Thank you, Murray.

[continuing to prep Arthur for his segment on the show]
Murray Franklin: Couple of rules though. No cursing, or off color material. We do a clean show. Okay?
Arthur Fleck: Mm-hmm.
Murray Franklin: You’re going on right after Dr. Sally.
Arthur Fleck: I love Dr. Sally.
Murray Franklin: Good. Good, good. Well, someone will come and get you, okay?
Arthur Fleck: Okay. Perfect.
Murray Franklin: Good luck.
Arthur Fleck: Thanks, Murray.
Murray Franklin: Okay.

[as Murray and Gene are about to leave the dressing room]
Arthur Fleck: Uh, Murray, one small thing.
Murray Franklin: Yeah.
Arthur Fleck: When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
Gene Ufland: What’s wrong with your real name?
Arthur Fleck: That’s what you called me on the show, a joker. Do you remember?
Murray Franklin: Did I?
Gene Ufland: I don’t know.
Murray Franklin: Well, if you say so. Okay, you know, Joker it is. It’s good.
Arthur Fleck: Thanks, Murray.

[introducing Arthur on his show]
Murray Franklin: Now, before he comes out, I just want to say, that we’re all heartbroken about what’s going on in the city tonight, but this is how he wanted to come out. Now, honestly I think we could all use a good laugh. So, please welcome Joker!
[practicing his pose backstage, Arthur walks out, doing a dance, to a warm reception by the audience]

Murray Franklin: Well, that was quite an entrance.
[the audience laughs, as Arthur just sits down staring at the audience]
Murray Franklin: You okay?
Arthur Fleck: Yeah. This is exactly how I imagined it.
Murray Franklin: Well, that makes one of us.
[the audience laughs and applauds]

Murray Franklin: So, can you tell us about this look? When we spoke earlier, you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. Is that right?
Arthur Fleck: That’s, right, Murray. I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.
Murray Franklin: And how’s that going for you?
[the audience laughs, and Arthur does his crazy laughter]

Murray Franklin: So, I know you’re a comedian. Have you been working on any new material? You want to tell us a joke?
[the audience applauds]
Arthur Fleck: Yeah?
[Arthur takes out his notebook from his back pocket]
Murray Franklin: He’s got a book. A book of jokes.
[Arthur opens his notebook and looks at a page]
Murray Franklin: Take your time, we got all night.
[the audience laughs]

[looking at his notebook]
Arthur Fleck: Okay, okay. Here’s one. Knock, knock.
Murray Franklin: And you had to look that up?
[the audience laughs]
Arthur Fleck: I want to get it right. Knock, knock.
Murray Franklin: Who’s there?
Arthur Fleck: It’s the police, ma’am. Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver, he’s dead.
[Arthur laughs, as the audience sounds aghast]
Dr. Sally: Oh, no, no, no. No, you can’t joke about that.
Murray Franklin: Yeah, that’s not funny, Arthur. That’s not the kind of humor we do on this show.
Arthur Fleck: Okay. Yeah, I’m sorry. It’s just, you know, it’s been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I k*lled those three Wall Street guys.
[pause]
Murray Franklin: Okay, I’m waiting for the punchline.
Arthur Fleck: There is no punchline. It’s not a joke.

Murray Franklin: You’re serious, aren’t you? You’re telling us you k*lled those three young men on the subway?
Arthur Fleck: Mm-hmm.
Murray Franklin: And why should we believe you?
Arthur Fleck: I’ve got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore.
[he smiles]
Arthur Fleck: My life is nothing but a comedy.

Murray Franklin: Let me get this straight, you think that k*lling those guys is funny?
Arthur Fleck: I do. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.
Audience Member: Get him off!

Murray Franklin: Okay, I think, my understanding, that you did this to start a movement to become a symbol?
Arthur Fleck: Come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I k*lled those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It’s enough to make anyone crazy.
Murray Franklin: Okay, so that’s it. You’re crazy. That’s your defense for k*lling three young men?
Arthur Fleck: No. They couldn’t carry a tune to save their lives.
[the audience starts booing]

Arthur Fleck: Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me. I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me! But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?
Murray Franklin: Do you have a problem with Thomas Wayne?
Arthur Fleck: Yes, I do. Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think that we’ll just sit down and take it like good little boys! That we wont werewolf and go wild!
Murray Franklin: You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, Arthur, you sound like you’re making excuses for k*lling those young men.

Murray Franklin: Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
Arthur Fleck: But you’re awful, Murray.
Murray Franklin: Me? I’m awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?
Arthur Fleck: Playing my video. Inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You’re just like the rest of them.
Murray Franklin: You don’t know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did? What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition.
[Arthur starts to laugh]
Murray Franklin: You’re laughing. You’re laughing. Someone was k*lled today because of what you did.
Arthur Fleck: I know.

Arthur Fleck: How about another joke, Murray?
Murray Franklin: No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.
Arthur Fleck: What do you get…
Murray Franklin: I don’t think so.
Arthur Fleck: …when you cross…
Murray Franklin: I think we’re done with the show. That’s it.
Arthur Fleck: …a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!
Murray Franklin: Call the police, Gene. Call the police.
Arthur Fleck: I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!
[suddenly Arthur shoots Murray in the head and the audience start running off in terror]

[after k*lling Murray, Arthur goes to a camera and points it at himself]
Arthur Fleck: Goodnight. And always remember, that’s…
[he gets cut off as the show is cut]

[after Arthur murders Murray live on TV, as riots break out across Gotham, the Waynes leave a movie theater and a clown rioter follows them down an alley]
Clown Rioter: Hey, Wayne. You get what you f**king deserve.
[points his gun at Thomas]
Thomas Wayne: No, pal!
[he shoots both Thomas and his wife, Martha, in front of young Bruce]

[last lines; we see Arthur locked up in Arkham laughing to himself]
Arkham Psychiatrist: What’s so funny?
Arthur Fleck: I was just thinking of a joke.
[Arthur sees in his head young Bruce standing by his dead parents; he laughs again]
Arkham Psychiatrist: Do you want to tell it to me?
[pause]
Arthur Fleck: You wouldn’t get it.
[he starts singing the lyrics to Frank Sinatra’s “That’s Life”; we then see him walking down the corridor leaving a trail of bloody footprints behind before being chased by orderlies]

 

[FK21]

poor you

 

[Da'Vinci]

poor you

Rich you

 

[INTROVERT MAN]

hata kama hujaruhu kukoment me nakuletea conversation ya movie inaitwa major deal (2016) kuna sehemu muhusika mkuu Mike massacre akiwa studio anarekodi akawa anaimba upupu. asa mdogo ake na producer ambae ni wa kike akaanza kumzodoa kwa kumtukana

mike:whats good baby girl?
candy:not your lyrics
mike: now why you gotta be so salty?
candy: am not being salty. am just letting you know what my bucket-head *** brother wont
candy: you are a terrible rapper like trash.
(hapa candy akataja neno trash katika lugha. mbalimbali....akamalizia na "takataka")

candy: i called you trash in english,spanish,italian,Russian, German, and Swahili.
Mike: mhh Swahili huh? so how you say 'trash' in swahili again??
Candy: TAKATAKA

 

[Da'Vinci]

Batman Dark knight
....


THE DARK KNIGHT QUOTES
The Joker: Enter quote here...Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
The Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

The Joker: Ya wanna know how I got these scars? My father; was a drinker; and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craazier than usual. Mommy grabs the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and say, "Why so Serious?". He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?". Sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!". Aaaaaand. (Turns to hostage behind victim) "Why so serious?" (cuts victim's mouth)
The Joker: Ya wanna know how I got these scars? My father; was a drinker; and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy grabs the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and say, why so serious? He comes at me with the knife. Why so serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth. Let's put a smile on that face! Aaaaaand. Why so serious?

Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair!

The Joker: We made it.

The Joker: Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not, even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out—like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"…it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you, when the chips are down, these—ah—"civilised people"? They'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: Hi.

Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.

Joker: See I'm a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder...dynamite and...gasoline!

Joker: What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

Gordon: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

Joker: Its simple, we kill the Batman.
Maroni: If its so simple, why haven't you done it yet?
Joker: If your good at something never do it for free.
Chechen: How much you want?
Joker: Half.

Gambol: You're just a freak in a cheap suit.
Joker: The suit, it ain't cheap, you oughta know you bought it.

Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Harvey Dent: Carbon fibre, 28 calibre, Made in China, if you want to kill a public servant Mr Maroni i recommend you buy American.

Man No. 1: what gives you the right?! What makes you different from the rest of us?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Alfred: Shall you be taking the Batpod sir?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day Alfred?
Alfred: The Lamborghini then? Much more subtle.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Murphy: You're a cop-killer, you're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck!

Natascha: But this is a democracy, Harvey.
Harvey Dent: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city, and it wasn't considered an honor it was considered a public service.
Rachel Dawes: Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power.
Harvey Dent: Okay fine...you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Joker: I want my phone call.

Joker: You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying. If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Joker: Yeah.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred: Today, I don't want to.
Alfred: But I did bloody tell you.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.

Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Grumpy: Three of a kind. Let's do this.
Chuckles: That's it? Three guys?
Grumpy: There's two on the roof. Every guy is an extra share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy: Yeah? He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice then I get why they call him the Joker.

Joker: Why so serious?

Harvey Dent: [on TV] I don't know about Mr. Lau's travel arrangements, but I'm sure glad he's here.
Harvey Dent: I don't know about Mr. Lau's travel arrangements, but I'm sure glad he's here.
Chechen: I put word out. We hire the clown. [looks at the others] He was right. We have to fix real problems: Batman. [They don't see Gordon enter]
Chechen: I put word out. We hire the clown. He was right. We have to fix real problems - Batman.

Gordon: Ah our boy looks good on the tube
Maroni: You sure you want to embarrass me in front of my friends, Lieutenant?
Gordon: Don't worry. They're coming too.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: That wasn't... exactly what I had in mind when, uh, I said I wanted to inspire people.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: That wasn't exactly what I had in mind when, uh, I said I wanted to inspire people.
Alfred: I know.

Rachel Dawes: We'll never be able to link the gun to Maroni, so we won't be able to charge him. But the fact they're trying to kill you means we're getting to them.
Harvey Dent: I'm glad you're so pleased, Rachel. I'm fine, by the way.
Rachel Dawes: Come on, Harvey. You're Gotham's DA. You're not getting shot at for doing your job right.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're the one pointing the gun, Harvey. So point it at the people responsible.
Harvey Dent: Fair enough. [to Batman] You first. [Flips the coin, Damage side falls Shoots Batman and points the gun at himself] My turn. [Fair side falls]
Harvey Dent: Fair enough. You first. My turn.
Gordon: Harvey, You're right. Rachel's death was my fault. Please don't punish the boy, Please punish me.
Harvey Dent: I'm about to. Tell your boy its gonna be all right Gordon. Lie.. like I lied.
Harvey Dent: I'm about to. Tell your boy its gonna be all right Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
Gordon: It's going to be alright, son [Harvey throws coin, Batman jumps up on him & both falls as the coin lands on the damaged side]
Gordon: It's going to be alright, son.

Gordon: [after Bruce saves Reese by blocking a truck with his car] It's mister Wayne, isn't it? That was a very brave thing you did!
Gordon: It's mister Wayne, isn't it? That was a very brave thing you did!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Trying to catch the light?
Gordon: You weren't protecting the van?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Why, who's in it? [Reese steps out, sees Bruce, who nods slightly] Do you think I should go to the hospital?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Why, who's in it? Do you think I should go to the hospital?
Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne?

Harvey Dent: Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?
Gordon: Harvey, I...
Gordon: Harvey, I.
Harvey Dent: Say it. Say it!
Gordon: Two-Face. Harvey Two-Face.
Gordon: Two-Face. Harvey, Two-Face.
Harvey Dent: [turns his head, showing Gordon the mutilated side of his face] Why should I hide who I am?
Harvey Dent: Why should I hide who I am?

Gordon: Barbara, calm down.
Barbara Gordon: He has the kids!
Harvey Dent: Hello, Jim.
Gordon: Harvey? Where's my family?
Harvey Dent: Where my family died.

Rachel Dawes: I don't have an answer
Harvey Dent: Well, I guess no answer is a no.
Rachel Dawes: Harvey...
Rachel Dawes: Harvey.
Harvey Dent: It's someone else, isn't it? Just tell me it's not Wayne, the guy's a complete...
Harvey Dent: It's someone else, isn't it? Just tell me it's not Wayne, the guy's a complete.
Rachel Dawes: [Bruce comes up behind him and grabs in a chokehold] What are you doing?
Rachel Dawes: What are you doing?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: as Harvey falls unconscious] They're coming for him!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: They're coming for him!

Harvey Dent: you can throw a party, Wayne. I'll give you that. Thanks again. You kind if I borrow Rachel?
Harvey Dent: You can throw a party, Wayne, I'll give you that. Thanks again. You kind if I borrow Rachel?

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and then walk away?
Joker: Ya
Joker: Yeah
Gambol: I'm puttin' the word out. Five hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
Gambol: I'm putting the word out. Five hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
Joker: Why don't you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card (pulls out a Joker playing card).
Joker: Why don't you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card.

Joker: Soon Little Gambol... Won't have nickel for his grandma.
Joker: Soon Little Gambol. Won't have nickel for his grandma.
Gambol: Enough from the clown!
Joker: (Reveals the grenades in his jacket) Lets not "blow" things out of proportion.
Joker: Lets not "blow" things out of proportion.

Joker: They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not? a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb.

Crime Boss: You think you can just walk in here and steal all of our stuff!
Joker: Yes.

Joker: Madness as you know is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! [Still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
Harvey Dent: [Showing Joker the good side] You live.
Joker: Mm-hmm.
Harvey Dent: [Showing the scarred side] You die.
Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.

Joker: [Over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.

Joker: [To Detective Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! [the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
Alfred: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Harvey Dent: Half.

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb.

Joker: [over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.

Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman: What did you do?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
Joker: The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! [the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! [the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]

Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
Joker: The Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.

James Gordon: Why is he running, Dad? he didn't do anything wrong
James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves but not the hero we need right know
Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred. with guns
Batman/Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns.
Alfred: Why don't you hire them and take a weekend off
Alfred: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?

Alfred: Did you maul by a tiger?
Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a dog
Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a dog.
Alfred: Huh?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog
Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog.

Joker: You complete me
Joker: You complete me.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're a garbage. you kill for money
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're a garbage. You kill for money.
Joker: Don't talk like you're one of them, you're not. To them you're just a freak. Like me
Joker: Don't talk like you're one of them, you're not. To them you're just a freak. Like me.

Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Joker: Maybe we can share one.

Joker: Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're garbage who kills for money. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars.

James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Joker: Let's not blow things out of proportion.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital?
Gordon: You don't watch the news much, do you?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair! You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair. His son's got the same chance she had. Fifty-fifty.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What happened to Rachel wasn't chance. We decided to act. We three.
Harvey Dent: Then why was it me who was the only one who lost everything?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: It wasn't...
Harvey Dent: The Joker chose me!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall.
Harvey Dent: And he was right.

Joker: And here... we... go!

Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!

Grumpy: That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he would've had us bring a bigger car. (Cocks pistol). I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
Grumpy: That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he would've had us bring a bigger car. [cocks pistol] I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
Joker: (Scoffs), no, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Joker: [scoffs] No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?

Joker: (Sighs) Hi. You know...I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and uh, uh-
Joker: [sighs] Hi. You know...I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and uh, uh-
Harvey Dent: Rachel!
Joker: Rachel, were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage. I mean, I didn't rig those charges.
Harvey Dent: Your men, your plan.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Mayor: The public likes you. That's the only reason that this might fly, but it's all on you. They're all gonna come after you, now. Politicians, journalists, cops. Anyone whose wallet is about to get tight. Are you up for it? You better be. Cause if they get anything on you, those criminals are put back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.

Grumpy: Three of a kind. Let's do this.
Chuckles: That's it, three guys?
Grumpy: Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice. I know why they call him the 'Joker'.

Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're garbage who kills for money.
Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

Joker: You'll see. I'll show you.

Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely.

Joker: Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where are they?!
Joker: Killing is making a choice...
Joker: You choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney, or his blushing bride to be. (Laughs). You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your stength. Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are. Both of 'em. And that's the point: you'll have to chose. He's at 250 52 st. and she's on Avenue X, at Cisco.
Joker: You choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney, or his blushing bride to be. [laughs]. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your stength. Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are. Both of 'em. And that's the point: you'll have to chose. He's at 250 52 st. and she's on Avenue X, at Cisco.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: What were trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!
Joker: You can't rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself, don't we! That's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: No, but I know how you got these!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Joker: You changed things...forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why do you want to kill me?
Joker: I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're garbage who kills for money.
Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: It's not that simple. With the Joker it never is.
Gordon: What's simple is that every second we don't go in there those people on the ferries get closer to blowing each other up!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: That won't happen.
Gordon: Then he'll blow both of them up!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I need five minutes alone.
Gordon: No! There's no time! We have clear shots! Dent is in there with them. We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! Get Ready!

Bank Manager: You'll see. I'll show you.
The Joker: You'll see. I'll show you.

Joker: To them, you're just a freak. Like me.

Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next
Joker: See?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes
Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred: We burned the forest down.

Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
Harvey Dent: Tea off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
Alfred: You can tell me the Russian for, "Apply your own bloody suntan lotion."
Alfred: You can tell me the Russian for, 'Apply your own bloody suntan lotion.'

Joker: Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it
Joker: Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.

Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home.
Joker: Of course not.
Gordon: What have you done with him?
Joker: I was right here. Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still *your* people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner? To know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?
Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What's the time?
Gordon: What difference does that make?
Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
Gordon: If we're gonna play games... I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
Joker: Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?
Gordon: Not exactly.

Joker: Are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him?
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you
Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!

Loeb: You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so take my word, the police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: here is Dent?
Joker: You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.
Gordon: He's in control.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I have one rule.
Joker: Oh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Which is?
Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
Joker: And tonight you're gonna break your one rule!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm considering it.
Joker: Oh, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them
Joker: Oh, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.

Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things... forever.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where is he?
Maroni: I don't know where he is, he found us!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: He must have friends!
Maroni: Friends? Have you *met* this guy?

Lucius Fox: It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sonar. Just like a...
Lucius Fox: [interrupting before he can say "bat"] Like a *submarine*, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine
Lucius Fox: [interrupting before he can say 'bat'] Like a *submarine*, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine.

Chechen: Look at what your drugs did to my customers.
Scarecrow: Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.
Chechen: My business... repeat customers...
Scarecrow: If you don't like what I have to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Joker: Yeah.

Joker: If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol: Enough from the clown!
Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion
Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.

Harvey Dent: Carbon fiber, .28 Caliber, made in China.
Harvey Dent: If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American.
Judge Surrillo: Get him out of here!
Harvey Dent: But, Your Honor, I'm not done.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Don't let me find you out here again.
Brian: We're trying to help you!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I don't need help.
Scarecrow: Not my diagnosis!
Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?
Lucius Fox: Good Luck

Alfred: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
Alfred: Well, you do, sir.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know 'em.
Alfred: And what happens on the day that you find out?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love to say "I told you so."
Alfred: On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.

Harvey Dent: Going to join your wife? Do you love her?
Maroni: Yes.
Harvey Dent: Did you ever wonder what it would be like to listen to her die?
Maroni: Look, take it up with the Joker. He killed your woman. He made you - like this.
Harvey Dent: The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.

James Gordon: Did Batman save you, Daddy?
Gordon: Actually, this time I saved him.

Joker: Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.

Alfred: I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice...
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.

Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.
Joker: Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Beautiful, isn't it?
Lucius Fox: Beautiful... unethical... dangerous. You've turned every cellphone in Gotham into a microphone.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: And a high-frequency generator-receiver.
Lucius Fox: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is *wrong*.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I've gotta find this man, Lucius.
Lucius Fox: At what cost?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person
Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.

Chechen: What you do with all your money?
Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and... gasoline!
Chechen: What the...?
Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap
Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.

Joker: We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we'll miss the fireworks!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: There won't *be* any fireworks!
Joker: And here... we... go!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!
Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we
Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we.

Gordon: Everyone knows you're Gotham's White Knight.

Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you *are* beautiful.
Joker: Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Joker: A little fight in you. I like that
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.

Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
Male Guest: We're not intimidated by thugs!
Bank Manager: You know, you remind me of my father.
Joker: I hated my father!
Rachel Dawes: Okay, stop!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
Alfred: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: Do you wanna know why I use a knife?

Joker: See I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Judge Surrillo: Get the witness out of here.
Harvey Dent: But your honor, I'm not done.

Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! ... The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.

Harvey Dent: The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world .. is chance. Unbiased.Unprejudiced.Fair.
Harvey Dent: The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.

Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's what's fair!

Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them.

Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know thing about chaos...it's fair.
Harvey Dent: You live...you die.
Joker: Now you're talkin'.

Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. Wasn't hard. You see madness as you know is like gravity...all it takes is a little push. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. Wasn't hard. You see madness as you know is like gravity... all it takes is a little push. HAHA.

Joker: So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.

Chechen: Look what your drugs did to my customers!
Scarecrow: [stepping out from the back of a van] Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they would be place you wanted to go.

Gordon: They'll hunt you.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Joker: I just want my phone call.

Joker: I'm going to make this pencil disapear...

Joker: You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! (Henchmen pour gasoline on money) And you know the thing that they have in common: they're cheap.
Joker: You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! [henchmen pour gasoline on money] And you know the thing that they have in common: they're cheap.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!
Joker: Yeah.

Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people, ready to believe in good.
Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a look at the REAL Harvey Dent, and all of the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd, risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole...mine's Harvey.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and I...brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard, cause madness, (as you know) is like gravity; all it takes it a little PUSH.
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and I...brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard, cause madness, [as you know] is like gravity; all it takes it a little PUSH.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: [After being asked what makes him different from his many copycats by one of them] I'm not wearing hockey pads!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [after being asked what makes him different from his many copycats by one of them] I'm not wearing hockey pads!

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight

Joker: Tell your men they work for me now. This is MY city.
Chechen: It won't work. You're a FREAK!
Joker: A freak/ [pulls out knife] Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY is!

Joker: See, madness, as you know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Joker: Do, I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

Gambol: Put the word out! Five-hundred grand for this clown dead! A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first!

Lucius Fox: Are we talking rottweilers or chihuahuas?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: *cocks his head*
Lucius Fox: Should do fine against cats.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

James Gordon: Batman. Batman! Why is he running dad?
Gordon: Gordon: Because we have to chase him
Uniform Cop: Uniform Cop: Okay we're going in. Go go! Move!
James Gordon: James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
Gordon: Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight.

Joker: How about a magic trick...

Joker: If you are good at something,never do it for free
Joker: If you are good at something,never do it for free.
Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go.
Joker: Very poor choice of words.

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Harvey Dent: Rachel told me everything about you.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
Alfred: I certainly hope not.

Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred: Oh, you have no idea!

Lucius Fox: [After Wayne asks him a question concerning the new suit] Should do fine against cats!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: [to The Joker on top of a building] What were you trying to prove, that everyone is as ugly and twisted as you are on the inside?

Joker: You have nothing! Nothing to threaten with me with! Nothing to do with all your strength.
Joker: [laughs] You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!

Maroni: from one professional to other if your trying to scare me pick a better spot from this height the fall would not kill me?
Maroni: [Batman holds him out over a ledge] From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I am counting on it
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm counting on it. [he drops Maroni off the ledge, breaking his legs]

Harvey Dent: Alfred right you have know Rachel her whole life
Harvey Dent: You've known her, her whole life!
Alfred: not yet sir?
Alfred: Oh, not yet, sir.

Gordon: please Harvey don't punish the boy punish me
Gordon: Please don't punish the boy. Please, punish me.
Harvey Dent: i am about to
Harvey Dent: I'm about to.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: you don't want to hurt the boy Harvey
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
Harvey Dent: its not about what I want is about what's fair
Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!

Joker: can you please just give me a minute
Gordon: [to The Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch!
Gordon: we got you. you son of a bitch

Batman/Bruce Wayne: (batmen fires a wire underneath the truck)
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [batmen fires a wire underneath the truck]
Joker's Thug: he missed
Joker's Thug: He missed.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: (truck flips upside down)
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [truck flips upside down]

Joker: good evening lady's and gentlemen we are tonight's entertainment
Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!

Joker: its not about the money its about sending a message
Joker: It's not about the money. It's about, sending a message.

Joker: Little Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: So the sonar device is like a...
Lucius Fox: Submarine, Mr. Wayne, a submarine.

Joker: Common hit me, hit me!
Batman/Bruce Wayne: (Avoids the joker and crashes)
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [avoids the Joker and crashes]

Joker: When you're good at something, never do it for free!

Joker: Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.

Scarecrow: Buyer Beware.I said my compound would take you places,I didn't say they'd take you places you wanted to go.
Scarecrow: Buyer Beware. I said my compound would take you places, I didn't say they'd take you places you wanted to go.
Chechen: My business,repeat customers.
Chechen: My business, repeat customers.
Scarecrow: You don't like what I have to offer,you can buy from someone else.Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.
Scarecrow: You don't like what I have to offer,you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city is full of people, ready to believe in good!

Alfred: Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: Wanna know how i got these scars?
Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

Joker: You've got a little fight in you. I like that.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve, to have their faith rewarded.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: (To the Joker)You wanted me,here I am.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: (To the Joker) You wanted me, here I am.

Joker: Come on,I want you to do it,I want you to do it.Come on,hit me.Hit me!
Joker: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!

Wuertz: Dent.Jesus.I thought you were dead.
Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you were dead.
Harvey Dent: Half.

Joker: You want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little ......emotions that come out. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. Do you want to know which of your friends were cowards?
Joker: You want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little ...emotions that come out. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. Do you want to know which of your friends were cowards?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman Has No Limits.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?
Harvey Dent: I'll get him to sing.

Joker: You see, in there last moments people show you how they really are.
The Joker: You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

Harvey Dent: We thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time.

Alfred: ..some men just want to watch the world burn.
Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the hero it needs.

Joker: We are tonight's entertainment!!
Joker: We are tonight's entertainment!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

Joker: How about a magic trick...

Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kills you, simply makes you....Stranger.
Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kills you, simply makes you... Stranger.

Joker: It's not about money! It's about sending a message! Everything burns.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why did you wanna kill me?
Joker: [laughs} I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you?! Go back to ripping off mob dealers?! No, no, no! You, COMPLETE me!

James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Joker: Joker: When you are good at something never, do it for free...
Joker: When you are good at something never, do it for free...

Joker: Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...

Batman/Bruce Wayne: "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, unlike Dent, I killed those people, that's what I can be, I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be. You'll hunt me, you'll condemn me, set the dogs on me, because that's what needs to happen, because sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more, sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, unlike Dent, I killed those people, that's what I can be, I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be. You'll hunt me, you'll condemn me, set the dogs on me, because that's what needs to happen, because sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more, sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Joker: " You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savour.. all the... little... emotions. See, in their... last... moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
Joker: You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savour.. all the... little... emotions. See, in their... last... moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Batman/Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred: We burned the forest down.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go!
Joker: Very poor choice of words!

Lucius Fox: This wasn't in my job description.

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.

Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.

Joker: You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

Joker: All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!

Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.

Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Joker: I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Joker: See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

Joker: And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.

Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!

Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

James Gordon: Batman. Batman! Why is he running dad?
Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
Uniform Cop: Okay we're going in. Go go! Move!
James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight.

Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: No. But I know how you got these!
Joker: Oohahahahahhahwahahahahahaa! Oh! Ugh you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you, because your just to much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
The Joker: Oohahahahahhahwahahahahahaa! Oh! Ugh you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you, because your just to much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a bitter chill forever.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know they'll be doubling up the rate this cities inhabitants are losing their minds.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know they'll be doubling up the rate this cities inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that its full of people, ready to believe in good.
Joker: Until there spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good luck at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
The Joker: Until there spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good luck at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
Bank Manager: I took Gotham's white knight, and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. Hahahahahahahhaahawohahaerrer
Bank Manager: I took Gotham's white knight, and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. Your think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?

Gordon: Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: That bandit, in the forest at Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred: We burnt the forest down.

Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal & I'm going to give it to em.

Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them.

Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away!
Joker: Yeah...

Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn
Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Alfred: he can be the outcast.he can make the choice that no one else can make.the right coice.
Alfred: He can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make. The right coice.

Joker: You've changed things...Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me.
Joker: You've changed things... Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Bank Manager: Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away? Joker: Yeah.
Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away?
Joker: Yeah.

Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.

Joker: Let's not "blow" things out of proportion
Joker: Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.

Joker: "You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness ....... and I won't kill you, because your just too much fun"
Joker: You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness ....... and I won't kill you, because your just too much fun
Joker: You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self- righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

Joker: Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Joker: You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Bank Manager: Criminals in this city used to believe in honor, respect. What do you believe in ! What do you believe in !
Bank Manager: Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
Joker: I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger .

Bank Manager: Joker: I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve!
Joker: I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve!

Joker: You can't kill me because your principles won't let you, and I can't kill you because you're just too fun
Joker: You can't kill me because your principles won't let you, and I can't kill you because you're just too fun.

Joker: I'm like a dog chasing a car, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! ya know, i...just...do...it.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Why do you want to kill me.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why do you want to kill me?
Joker: (Joker laughs). I don`nt want to kill you what would i do without you go back to ripping off mob dealers no,no,no,no,no you complete me
Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: (Bangs the jokers head on the table).
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [bangs the jokers head on the table]
Joker: Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy you cant feel your neck.
Joker: Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy you can't feel your neck.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: (slams jokers hand).
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [slams jokers hand]
Joker: See.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You wanted me here,here i am.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You wanted me here, here I am.
Joker: I wanted to see what you would do and you did`nt disappoint. You let 5 people die then you let them take your place even to a guy like me thats cold.
Joker: I wanted to see what you would do and you didn't disappoint. You let five people die, then you let them take your place, even to a guy like me that's cold.

Bank Manager: I'M A CHICKEN.

Joker: How about a magic trick?

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.

James Gordon: Why is he running dad?
Gordon's Daughter: Why is he running dad?
Gordon: Because we have to chase him
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him
Bank Manager: He didn't do anything wrong.
Gordon's Daughter: He didn't do anything wrong.
James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
Bank Manager: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not that it needs right now. So we will hunt him. Beacuase he can take it. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not that it needs right now. So we will hunt him. Beacuase he can take it. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT.

Gordon: They will hunt you.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You will hunt me, send the dogs to me.

Gordon: A hero, not the hero that we deserve to the hero we needed, nothing less to the knight.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do both things.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do both things.

Joker: I am an agent of chaos, do you wanna know what is chaos? It's fear.
Joker: I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan, is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

Harvey Dent: Tell your son it's going to be alright, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
Harvey Dent: [holding a gun to Gordon's son's head] Tell your son it's going to be all right, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
James Gordon: It'll be okay, son.

Joker: a little fighting in you i like that
Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: then your gonna love me
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me.

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say...
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. [takes Dent's hand into his own]

Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Alfred: Perhaps master Wayne this is a man you don't fully understand [explains story of a thief stealing rubies in Burma and just throwing them away]
Batman/Bruce Wayne: so why steal them?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
Alfred: Oh well because he thought it was good sport. Because some men arent looking for anything logical like money. They cant be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Alfred: Oh well because he thought it was good sport. Because some men arent looking for anything logical like money. They cant be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Harvey Dent: When Rome was threatened by an enemy they used to suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the republic
Harvey Dent: When Rome was threatened by an enemy they used to suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the republic.
Rachel Dawes: Harvey the last man they appointed to protect them was named caesar abd he never gave up his power!
Harvey Dent: Fine you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Harvey Dent: Fine you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror] Why so serious?
Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife... 'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth... 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And...

Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: No, but I know how you got these!

Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Harvey Dent: Half.

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. [takes Dent's hand into his own]

Joker: [speaking to Batman] I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold...

Joker: In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

Alfred: It'll be nice when Wayne Manor's rebuilt. Then you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse, for not sleeping in a mansion.

Scarecrow: I told you my drug would take you places, I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.
Scarecrow: I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.

Joker: This city deserves a better classic criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them.
Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!

Chechen: What do you propose?
Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Joker: And... here... we... go!

Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Harvey Dent: Half.

Joker: I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you?... You... you... complete me.
Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Joker: Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.
Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.

Harvey Dent: The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.

Harvey Dent: you either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and brought him down to our level. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. (sick laughter)
Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and brought him down to our level. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. [sick laughter]

Alfred: Things were always going to have to get worse before they got better.
Alfred: Things were always going to get worse before they got better.

Joker: Why don't you give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously...heres my card
Joker: Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.

Joker: So you want order in gotham? Batman must take off his mask, and turn himself in...oh and every day he doesn't people will die......starting tonight....I'm a man of my word. HAHAHA!
Joker: You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die... starting tonight.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go!
Joker: Poor choice of words [drops her off the side of the building]
Joker: Poor choice of words. [drops her off the side of the building]

Joker: Do you know how i got this scar? (joker pointing to his scar)
Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman/Bruce Wayne: No but i know how you got these! (shoots the bat things out of his arm)
Batman/Bruce Wayne: No! But I know how you got these!

Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to 'em
Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Joker: I'm an agent of chaos.

Joker: You remind me of my father. I HATE MY FATHER
Joker: You remind me of my father... I HATED my father!
Joker: You remind me of my father. I HATED my father!

Joker: The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

Alfred: some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn
Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I don't wear a hockey mask
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I don't wear a hockey mask.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Joker: Why so serious?

Joker: Why so serious?

Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next-
Joker: [Batman slams The Joker's head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: *smashes Joker's hand*
Batman/Bruce Wayne: [smashes Joker's hand]
Joker: *pause, no reaction* ... See?
Joker: [pause, no reaction] See?

Harvey Dent: Heads...you live, Tails...you die
Harvey Dent: Heads you live. Tails you die

Joker: You didn't think I would lose the fight for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No you need an ace in the hole, mine's Harvey.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
Joker: I took Gotham's "White Knight" and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push!
Joker: I took Gotham's 'White Knight' and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push!

Joker: Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I''m Not Wearing Hockey Pads.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: [punches the Joker in the face]
Joker: [laughs] You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

Harvey Dent: "You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time."
Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: "Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded"
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman
Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make. The right choice.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say ''I told you so''.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say 'I told you so'.
Alfred: Today, I don't want to.
Alfred: But I did bloody tell you.

Bank Manager: WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
Joker: I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger!
Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...
Joker: [takes off his mask] ...stranger.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Gordon: We bet it all on him, the joker took the best of us and tore him down.
Gordon: We bet it all on him. The Joker took the best of us, and tore him down.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Joker: A little fight in you, I like that.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was? a drinker and a fiend.And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn?t like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says ?Why so serious?? He comes at me with the knife. ?Why so SERIOUS?? Sticks the blade in my mouth. ?Lets put a smile on that face.? Andd? why so serious?
Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife... 'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth... 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror]

Harvey Dent: "It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair!!!"
Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!

Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied,reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

Joker: A year ago, all these, uh, cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened, did your balls drop off or something?
Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your balls drop off?

Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

Joker: You Complete Me!
Joker: You complete me!

Joker: I like this job - I like it!

Joker: ahhahahaha, ehehehe, ohohoh.... and I thought my jokes were bad.
Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad!
Crime Boss: Tell me one thing so that I shouldn't let my men here pull your head off....
Crime Boss: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick?
Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear....... TADA!!!! ...it's Bah, it's gone....

Crime Boss: $500 bucks for the clown dead..
Crime Boss: $500 bucks for the clown dead.
Crime Boss: $500,000 bucks for the clown dead.
Joker: How about alive?

Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Joker: Why so serious?

Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Joker: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!

Joker: every thing burns.....
Joker: Everything burns.

Alfred: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

Harvey Dent: Look me in the eye, and tell me you're sorry!

Joker: I'm going to make this pencil disappear!

Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror]
Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker. And a friend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife. 'Why so serious? He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face! And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror]
Joker: Why so serious?

Grumpy: I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
Joker: No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: [confused] Bus driver? What bus dri-? [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]

Joker: [Batman slams The Joker's head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Joker: It's not about money. It's about sending a message. "Everything burns"
Joker: It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns!

Joker: You see I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve.
Joker: You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Joker: When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
Joker: When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.

Joker: Why so serious?

Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment.

Alfred: Know you limits, Master Wayne.
Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.

Joker: I believe that what doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.

Alfred: Some men just like to watch the world burn.
Bank Manager: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: I love this job, I love it!

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Now you see, not everyone has to have a heart as cruel as yours.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more to have their faith rewarded.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: i have only one rule
Joker: then that's the rule you got to break

Joker: Why So Serious?
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see your self become the villan.

Harvey Dent: you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

Joker: Why So Serious?

Joker: Upset the established order, and everything becomes, chaos. I'm an ancient of chaos.
Joker: Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.

Batman/Bruce Wayne: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.

Joker: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

 

[Baba Swalehe]

hata kama hujaruhu kukoment me nakuletea conversation ya movie inaitwa major deal (2016) kuna sehemu muhusika mkuu Mike massacre akiwa studio anarekodi akawa anaimba upupu. asa mdogo ake na producer ambae ni wa kike akaanza kumzodoa kwa kumtukana

mike:whats good baby girl?
candy:not your lyrics
mike: now why you gotta be so salty?
candy: am not being salty. am just letting you know what my bucket-head *** brother wont
candy: you are a terrible rapper like trash.
(hapa candy akataja neno trash katika lugha. mbalimbali....akamalizia na "takataka")

candy: i called you trash in english,spanish,italian,Russian, German, and Swahili.
Mike: mhh Swahili huh? so how you say 'trash' in swahili again??
Candy: TAKATAKA

Teh.... [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[INTROVERT MAN]

Teh.... [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

nachekaga kinyama

 

[INTROVERT MAN]

Teh.... [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

ngoja nikipata muda naapload hicho kipande

 

[Phdum]

Duuh!!

 

[Da'Vinci]

From a distance the world looks blue and green
And the snow capped mountains white
From a distance the ocean meets the stream
And the eagle takes to flight
From a distance there is harmony
And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope
It's the voice of peace
It's the voice of every man
From a distance we all have enough
And no one is in need
And there are no guns, no bombs and no disease
No hungry mouths to feed
From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope
Playing songs of peace
They are the songs of every man
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance
From a distance you look like my friend
Even though we are at war
From a distance I just cannot comprehend
What all this fightings for
From a distance there is harmony
And it echoes through the land
And it's the hope of hopes
It's the love of loves
It's the heart of every man
It's the hope of hopes
It's the love of loves
This is the song for every man
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance
God is watching us
God is watching
God is watching us from a distance

 

[Da'Vinci]

f I had to live my life without you near me
The days would all be empty
The nights would seem so long
With you I see forever, oh, so clearly
I might have been in love before
But it never felt this strong
Our dreams are young and we both know
They'll take us where we want to go
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you
If the road ahead is not so easy
Our love will lead the way for us
Like a guiding star
I'll be there for you if you should need me
You don't have to change a thing
I love you just the way you are
So come with me and share the view
I'll help you see forever too
Hold me now, touch me now
I don't want to live without you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for
Nothing's gonna change my love for you

 

[Da'Vinci]

What else
Your body go kill me, now!
Obidiponbidi
Runtown
Now! yeah
Chale your body go kill me
What else
Da b3n na wo b3ba?
Baby, mad for your body oo
(obidiponbidi)
Craze for your body oo
Sing for your body oo
Baby, mad for your body oo
(obidiponbidi)
Craze for your body eeh eh
Anything for your body oo
Girl I wanna take you personal
Fight for your matter like a wrestler
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Baby your body na sinsima
Obaasima, odoy3wu bra ma y3n tena
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Sweetie your body na sinsima
Tie, yeah
See my baby make I realize
Say the groupies and the side chicks all dem be lies
They wear bikini intentionally to show thighs
Nobody compare to my baby because dem be low price
Me girl no body na boys bi fr3 no Tundra
Na ne ho nso ntwa mu da
Mma mu Daddy Lumba
Mede me nsa b3ka no koraa gye me gu nsa
Carpenter te me fie cause anadwo bia me bu mpa
Yeah, boys bi y3 susu-pon
Nti na me nso me ngyae me ho
)hy3 m'akyi s3 uniform
S3 mek) private koraa)hy3 m'akyi s3 backpack
Cause niggas ameani no nti na me nso me nsi ne fom
Wo boa koraa
Girl I wanna take you personal
Fight for your matter like a wrestler
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Baby your body na sinsima
Obaasima, odoy3wu bra ma y3n tena
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Sweetie your body na sinsima
Yeah, you see the way you gimme better love
S3 wode ade3 no ma me a anadwo yi m'ada ruff
I want to marry you nti na me bubu prayer walls
Ma me b3 locki wo down cause ns3m keka yi ad))so
Me testimony, me hyia wo na me ny3 wo type
Wosan nso gye woho di, local rapper ny3 wo size
(No!)
Wode woho and eno be money, eno be hype
)mo a)mo p33 wo Davido, Olamide ne Ice
Finally na wo b3kyee makom like the Holy Ghost
Enkane na metu copper, 3nn3 metu gold
Yeah, it took me soo long to get you
Nti me nsa aka wo yi
I'll never let you go, med) Allah
Baby, mad for your body oo
(obidiponbidi)
Craze for your body oo
Sing for your body oo, sing for my honey oo
My lady, mad for your body oo
Craze for your body eeh eh
Anything for your body oo
Girl I wanna take you personal
Fight for your matter like a wrestler
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Baby your body na sinsima, oh sinsima
Obaasima, odoy3wu bra ma y3n tena
Dey for your body like a pain killer
Sweetie your body na sinsima
Ah, you know what time it is
Obidibiponbidi, Runtown
Another classic
SarkCess Music
Woy3 me hemaa, woy3 me hemaa
Your body na killer, your body na killer
Woy3 me hemaa, woy3 me hemaa
Your body na fire, your body na fire
Source: Musixmatch

 

[Da'Vinci]

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