Ndiyo Mambo yalivyo,.,.

A woman from Tanzania, sitting in the bar in Harare with two guys beside her.
The first guy says to barman,"John Walker.Single."
And the second blurts "Jack Daniels.Single."
At that, the barman approaches the lady and asks,"And you ma'am?"
"Asha Selemani,married."

Ahahahaaaah du labda hicho kinywaji huko Harare kipo.