New tax reforms: Mind your penis size

Semesozi said:

The only thing that the Revenue Authorities have not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2010 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Sincerely, Revenue Authority

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We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?

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Plse make it clear, who will pay the tax? The consumer or the seller?

Hivi kuna mtu anaweza kunijuza kuwa hii thread categorically, ni Jokes au matusi au both. Na kama ni Jokes, ni nini hasa mstari unaotofautisha baina ya matusi na Jokes? I'm confused here..