Nini kilikufanya ugundue Umri umeenda?

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Mawele

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Kuna muda mtu unakuwa na mambo mengi hadi unasahau kama upo kwenye "Age go" unaongeza miaka ila ni kama unajiona bado mdogo tu mpaka ukutane na jambo fulani ndio unastuka kumbe umri wangu ushaenda hivyo.

Kuna wengine ongezeko la shikamoo ndio linawastua wengine kuitwa kwneye vikao vya ukoo nk.

Kipi kilikufanya ujue umri ushakutupa mkono?

 

Holoholo

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Mvi za kwenye mavuzi

 

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Mafia Democracy

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Nyeto haipandi kabisa

 

mwaibile

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Umri namba usikupe presha kijana

 

ShesRise_1

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Age go au sio
Nikikumbuka nakaribia Third floor
Naishiwa power 😁

 

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Mwangazza

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ShesRise_1 said:

Age go au sio
Nikikumbuka nakaribia Third floor
Naishiwa power 😁

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Utoto raha

 

Intelligent businessman

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Nilikuwa napita mtaani, kuna madogo walikuwa wanacheza mpira wakasema simama mkubwa apite wee😂😅

 

ShesRise_1

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Mr Attorney said:

Utoto raha

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Utoto raha sana fa mchezo na uzee kisukari nje njee😁 Jokes

 

Tanganian

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Mimi ni young forever, ishu inayonifanya nione nina umri mkubwa ni kwamba nina miaka 4 sijawahi kuvaa jeans . Nimepoteza interest kwenye vitu vingi ; kuanzia chakula mpaka show off . Nikienda town kununua suruali na T shirt kama nitanunua naweza nisivae ... Nina Tshirt mpya kama tano sijavaa hata moja , napenda kuvaa kanzu kuliko nguo yoyote ile .

Yaani kifupi hata kupiga picha naona ni ushamba , kushangaa maghorofa . Nikipata fresha na nikikosa fresh , kitu naogopa ni magonjwa tu ila kifo sijawahi kuogopa .. Vitu vingi nilivyozoea kufanya sina mzuka navyo , kila kitu naona kawaida , sipendi kelele wala kujichanganya na watu .

Sipendi kuona mtu anaonewa wala kupata tabu .

 

elly obedy

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Unaanza kuitwa wee kaka mara imebadilika wewe Mkaka, mara wew Baba ina kuja wew Mbaba ,ndo utajua hapo muda si mrefu naitwa Babu ila kabla ya kuitwa babu utasikia we Mzee

 

BLACK_

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Niliona umri umeenda pale ambapo,nikienda sehemu ugenini the way watu naona ni wakubwa kwangu

Ila ile respect wananipa,nikaona kabisa uzee huu hapa.

 

mlevi sugu

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Mm kama mwanaume nna sura ya ngangumi.ndo maana siwekagi avatar yangu huku

 

Mkweche II

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Nilipita kalibu na shule
Mwalimu ana ambia watoto msalimieni baba

 

RRONDO

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Ha ha ha niliingia ofisi ya Tanesco wamama ofisi nzima wananiamkia huku wakiwasihi wafanyakazi wengine 'HEBU MSIKILIZENI BABA ANA SHIDA GANI' Yaani mimi nawaona pisi kali wao wananiona baba duh!

 

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Top gear

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Interesting

 

Depal

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RRONDO said:

Ha ha ha niliingia ofisi ya Tanesco wamama ofisi nzima wananiamkia huku wakiwasihi wafanyakazi wengine 'HEBU MSIKILIZENI BABA ANA SHIDA GANI' Yaani mimi nawaona pisi kali wao wananiona baba duh!

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Tulia baba..

 

RRONDO

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Depal said:

Tulia baba..

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Yaani juzi tu nilikuwa mkaka fulani leo nimekuwa yule mbaba!

 

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Bangalow

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Nilipomsikia mhudumu wa bar alipomwelekeza mwenzake nenda kampelekee yule mzee pale Serengeti Laga ya baridi. Dah ilibidi niende toilet nikajiangalie kwenye kioo kwanza.

 

Depal

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RRONDO said:

Yaani juzi tu nilikuwa mkaka fulani leo nimekuwa yule mbaba!

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Shusha KGs hizo sasa urudi kwenye ukaka😋

 

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chai ya rangi

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kusalimiwa shkamoo na wasichana wenye matiti