Njooni mnaoelewa Kiingereza cha P.L.O Lumumba

[naija-lojja]

Ebwanaeee ebu wanao elewa tuelewesheni asee

 

[Joseverest]

Duuuh asee, ngoja VIJANA WA LUMUMBA WAJE

 

[The Elephant]

na mnauhakika ni kiingereza hicho au mchanganyo?

 

[google helper]

mzungu mwenyewe anatoka kapa duuuuuh

 

[Penelope]

nimetoka bila bila hapo

 

[Obamaeli Rutajecha]

Sure Raila hyprogynt and let Uhuru grymtor pygromy agree clampogrous troundios the election.

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

ngoja nigoogle hata neno moja naweza kuambulia hasa hii inayomuhusu mange

 

[NAKWEDE]

Alaaa simpo anasema hivi:

Mtasubiri sana hata mie sielewi hapo

 

[NAKWEDE]

ngoja nigoogle hata neno moja naweza kuambulia hasa hii inayomuhuyu mange

utani tag na mie hahahahaha

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

utani tag na mie hahahahaha

blas·phe·mous
ˈblasfəməs/
adjective

1. sacrilegious against God or sacred things; profane.
   "blasphemous and heretical talk"
   synonyms: sacrilegious, profane, irreligious, irreverent, impious, ungodly, godless
   "a blasphemous mock communion" itaendelea

 

[NAKWEDE]

blas·phe·mous
ˈblasfəməs/
adjective

1. sacrilegious against God or sacred things; profane.
   "blasphemous and heretical talk"
   synonyms: sacrilegious, profane, irreligious, irreverent, impious, ungodly, godless
   "a blasphemous mock communion" itaendelea

hahhahhah, du! aisee
Hivi Ras Simba ana matawi huku Mwanza au yuko "Daa" tu?

 

[naija-lojja]

na mnauhakika ni kiingereza hicho au mchanganyo?

Ingia google uone

 

[naija-lojja]

mzungu mwenyewe anatoka kapa duuuuuh

Kigiliki icho mzee

 

[naija-lojja]

nimetoka bila bila hapo

Kawaida iyo mbona

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

sio kiingereza wala kinubi

 

[orangutan]

Huyo profesa nayeye aache ulimbukeni na hiyo lugha ya malikia. Anadhani akitumia kingereza kigumu ndio njia pekee ya kuudhihirishia ulimwengu kuws yeye ni msomi na visionary.

Prof. Lumumba huwa anaongea point sana ila tafaadhali ningemshauri atumie simple language kuzungumzia complicated issues. And not otherwise.

Akifanya hivo naamini wengi tutaneemeka na hii hazina adhimu barani Afrika.

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

hahhahhah, du! aisee
Hivi Ras Simba ana matawi huku Mwanza au yuko "Daa" tu?

ras simba ni magumash bhana

 

[LUCKY BANANA]

mmmh sio yote kiingereza

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

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[DE FULE]

Aisee