Poor Gay

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!"

Kama alivyotaka mkewe awe mvumilivu inabidi yeye sasa atulie.Hahaha! mkuki kwa nguruwe hiyo.

wazee wa pwani hapo mchekea tu.

allydou said:

wazee wa pwani hapo mchekea tu.

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unamaana gani na hii kauli?!!

njiwa said:

unamaana gani na hii kauli?!!

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kwani wewe wa pwani?

Kazi kweli kweli,hapo akimfungua tu jamaa atatoka nduki

sitaki kuwaza yalivyoishia.lol

hapo ni mtandao unaotumiwa na vijana sana

yesuu na maria anataka kumtigolize,picha liliishaje?:A S 8:

Lakini this is not an idle story. Haya mambo yanatokea hata hapa Tanzania. Ndiyo maana tunafanya huu Uchaguzi kuamua nani ana uwezo mkubwa wa kutuepeusha na mambo,balaa kama hizi. Ndio maana ni muhimu sana kuamua vizuri nani anafaa kuwa kiongozi.
Fikiria kwa mfano yake matatizo yaliyotokea jana,yule mtu aliyewachoma mott watu kule Karatu. Lile si ndio jimbo la Dr. Slaa? Tukio baya sana,labda la pli kwa ukatili mwaka huu,baada ya lile la Buhare,Musoma,waipokufa watu 17.