Pre-post marriage relationships

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

have you come across this thinking?
Before Marriage / After Marriage
Before Marriage - - -
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top


Source: circulating joke but pure fact.

 

[kiuno]

hii kali

 

[WomanOfSubstance]

hahahah..thanks for making me laugh so hard!

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

Ni hali halisi; Shetani katawala ndoa nyingi za sasa!

 

[Mkeshahoi]

good old joke!!