Program Alert:Mwanakijiji alonga na Star TV "Live" juu ya Busanda

Nasikia kesho kuna mgeni muhimu kwenye kipindi hicho cha "Tuongee Asubuhi" ambacho kinarushwa saa 1:30 asubuhi. Mgeni huyo aliyeko Tanzania na mwanasiasa wa siku nyingi nasikia ataunguruma kwenye kipindi hicho na nimeomba mtu akiweza anirekodie na mimi nisije kumiss. Kutokana na unyeti wa huyo mgeni kwa sasa jina lake nalishikilia hadi atakapotambulishwa na wenye TV wenyewe.

Kama zile za Kipepe tuhakikishe tuna "TVs"..!

Tuko pamoja Mkuu!

Kwa hiyo Lowassa kaamua kuvunja ukimya sio? Au?

Bluray said:

Kwa hiyo Lowassa kaamua kuvunja ukimya sio? Au?

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If i tell u.. u know what I'll have to do to u?

Bluray said:

Kwa hiyo Lowassa kaamua kuvunja ukimya sio? Au?

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Mmmh!

Dialo naye . . . . Ndo maana kampiga Mkwala Mkulo nini.

Tutasikia Mengi.

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:

If i tell u.. u know what I'll have to do to u?

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What happenned to "If I know it...u'll know it too"?

Bluray said:

What happenned to "If I know it...u'll know it too"?

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well.. u already know it..

Damn! nilitaka kulala kesho mpaka saa nne baada ya kuamka saa 11 wiki nzima kwani bosi wangu mdosi hataki hata sekunde ipitenichelewe.

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:

Nasikia kesho kuna mgeni muhimu kwenye kipindi hicho cha "Tuongee Asubuhi" ambacho kinarushwa saa 1:30 asubuhi. Mgeni huyo aliyeko Tanzania na mwanasiasa wa siku nyingi nasikia ataunguruma kwenye kipindi hicho na nimeomba mtu akiweza anirekodie na mimi nisije kumiss. Kutokana na unyeti wa huyo mgeni kwa sasa jina lake nalishikilia hadi atakapotambulishwa na wenye TV wenyewe.

Kama zile za Kipepe tuhakikishe tuna "TVs"..!

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weka dau unajua kupigana na amfisadi "nyie" wanaharakati inabidi mtembeze shilingi pia...

Yo Yo said:

weka dau unajua kupigana na amfisadi "nyie" wanaharakati inabidi mtembeze shilingi pia...

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duh.. yaani nilipe kurekodiwa, now that is a strategy!! Labda nimwombe RA!

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:

duh.. yaani nilipe kurekodiwa, now that is a strategy!! Labda nimwombe RA!

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Kila mtu mjasiriamali siku hizi.

MwanaFalsafa1 said:

Kila mtu mjasiriamali siku hizi.

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duh.. you got that right. Tatizo ni kuwa hadi mbongo akubali kukulipa itabidi umlipe yeye kwanza! Well dakika yoyote sasa.

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:

duh.. you got that right. Tatizo ni kuwa hadi mbongo akubali kukulipa itabidi umlipe yeye kwanza! Well dakika yoyote sasa.

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Tupe dataz ukizi pata mkuu wengine tupo mbali kwa hiyo channel za nyumbani unreachable.

Mzee na mimi nimekaa mkao wa kula.. sijui kama Invisible ataweza kurekodi au vipi? Siendi kulala hadi nisikie kilichojiri.

Mada inasema "Tunajifunza nini uchaguzi mdogo wa Busanda?"

Tina said:

Mada inasema "Tunajifunza nini uchaguzi mdogo wa Busanda?"

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Mgeni rasmi kasha tokea?

Wageni ambao nadhani Mwanakijiji anatarajia waonekane kwenye kipindi hiki ni hawa kina Amos Makalla wa CCM Taifa na Erasto Tumbo wa CHADEMA.

Au nini zaidi? Nasikia kuna simu toka Marekani, atakuwa Mwanakijiji tuuuuu

Mgeni ambaye nadhani tumtarajie ni huyu wa Marekani 'mgeni wa simu'. Nasubiri kusikia mabomu yake

Tina said:

Wageni ambao nadhani Mwanakijiji anatarajia waonekane kwenye kipindi hiki ni hawa kina Amos Makalla wa CCM Taifa na Erasto Tumbo wa CHADEMA.

Au nini zaidi? Nasikia kuna simu toka Marekani, atakuwa Mwanakijiji tuuuuu

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Asante kwa taarifa dada. Naomba uendelee kutu habarisha. Mh hiyo simu ngoja tusikie ata sema nini.

Tina said:

Mgeni ambaye nadhani tumtarajie ni huyu wa Marekani 'mgeni wa simu'. Nasubiri kusikia mabomu yake

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Ngoja tusikie. Dah nilikua na mpango wa kulala sasa nipo full alert. This is interesting.