Purchasing or Leasing ?

De Javu

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Learning the difference between the two concepts cannot be made easier!






1. Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5-year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


This is Heather.




2. Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen .



Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million saving).

Value-added benefits are:
* a 22-year old
*
no coaxing
*
never a headache
*
happily agrees to all requests
*
no complaining
*
no honey-do lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
 
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