Questions That Haunt Me...!

[Kibunango]

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

[Abdulhalim]

[*]If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Hii ni rape.. Na ndio maana hakuna duniani ambapo mahakama itakubali dhamana ya 'mwili', kwa sababu ni 'bidhaa relative'..Lawyers wataliweka hili bayana kwa uzuri zaidi..

 

[Abdulhalim]

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Haa..aha..ha..

Ni kuwezesha ubebaji uwe rahisi..si unajua kitu kikiwa circular kitelezateleza dizaini..

 

[X-PASTER]

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
  It's shoplifting if you don't pay her.... If your cheque bounces... theft of services... That would be rape....!
  
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
  Yes! Of course you can cry under water! Then michozi nakwenda na maji!
  
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
  
  The person has to be considered a Very kingunge or "Very Important Person!" (VIP)... They have to be liked by at least 5,000 people....Assassination usually denotes a political motive behind the murder....!
  
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
  No, your wings would not fit through that dress… Nah! You enter Heaven as a Skeleton!
  
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
  Because making a round box involves a lot of wastage... Round boxes are more expensive to produce!
  
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  Yes… the court hears the motions, not the defendant/plaintiff. ...Nah! for that one deaf person, it's called a "looking".
  
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
  Movies (used to) require you to go IN a theater, whereas to watch a program on TV, you had to turn it ON.
  It goes back to the old days when the actors actually had to perform ON the TV.
  
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
  That one is a good question
  Because now days doctors are very mafisadi they can masturbating to the thought of seeing the patient naked, and it would be uncomfortable for the patient to watch...!
  ...They really don't *want* to see (most of) us naked, so it minimizes the trauma…
  
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  Only when it's the "moral majority"...
  
  Yes... made in Argentina... Buenos Aires
  
  Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
  One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!"
  "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive."
  
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
  ironicly, baby oil comes from barbecue... Petroleum! – besides wasn't it *really* designed to be used as a lubricant when making a baby... lol!
  
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  
  - I have never noticed this... Blowing on a dog is an act of aggression... may be u stink... and ur odour r offensively unpleasant to dogs...
  but having the wind blow his face is exciting!
  

People evolved from apes, why are there still apes? You know Why? Because some people never change…

 

[Pascal Mayalla]

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?- rape is having carnal knowledge without consent. Ni kile kitendo cha kumwingilia bila ridhaa yake, hii hutokea hata kwa mpenzi wako au kwa mkeo, sex ni kwa ridhaa. Prostitute anafanya biashara ya mapenzi kwa malipo. Kitendo tuu cha kukubali hiyo ni ridhaa, la wewe kutotoa malipo baada ya huduma hiyo ni dhuluma. Kwa nchi ambazo prostituion ni legal, anakushitaki. Kwa nchini ambazo ni illegal hana cha kukufanya anaishia kulia too. Shoplifting ni wizi wa madukani/supermarkets ambao hufanywa kwa siri. Mara nyingi hushikwa na kamera ama vile vifaa maalum.
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
  Assasination ni murder ambayo imepangwa na inatekelezwa na mtu anayeitwa assasin kwa kutumia silaha. Murder ni mauaji ya aina yoyote kwa kutumia chochote. 1st Degree Murder ni mauaji ya kudhamiria na Homecide ni mauaji yanayofanywa ndani ya nyumba/familia eg.mme kamuua mke wakiwa nyumbani.
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?. No clothers in heaven. Ni miili ya spirit. Yaani kila mwili una body and soul. Hii soul ina astra body ambayo inaonekana lakini haishikiki. Huko utawaona wote uwajuaao katika miili ya aina moja. Raha ya peponi kila starehe unayoiwaza unaipata bila kuiteenda. Hapa duniani kwa miili hii, ukitaka kuienjoy mambo fulani lazima umtafute mwenza mtafute sehemu ndipo mfanye. Mbinguni ni raha tuu kwa kuifikiria tuu hakuhitaji kutenda. Waku watu wenye ufahamu wa juu kabisa wao wanaishi duniani kama peponi. Yaani pepo imeteremshwa kwao. Hawa ni mabigwa wa kiwango cha juu cha wafuasi wa Rosaecrusis ama jina maarufu la rosecrusians hata Bongo wapo.
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?. Hearing ni kusikilizwa kwa kesi. Hata kesi iwe ya kiziwi, hearing ya mahakamani ni proceeding.

Nimeyajibu yale tuu ninayaweza mengine nimeyasceep

 

[Mwanjelwa]

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
  It's shoplifting if you don't pay her.... If your cheque bounces... theft of services... That would be rape....!
  
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
  Yes! Of course you can cry under water! Then michozi nakwenda na maji!
  
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
  
  The person has to be considered a Very kingunge or "Very Important Person!" (VIP)... They have to be liked by at least 5,000 people....Assassination usually denotes a political motive behind the murder....!
  
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
  No, your wings would not fit through that dress… Nah! You enter Heaven as a Skeleton!
  
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
  Because making a round box involves a lot of wastage... Round boxes are more expensive to produce!
  
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  Yes… the court hears the motions, not the defendant/plaintiff. ...Nah! for that one deaf person, it's called a "looking".
  
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
  Movies (used to) require you to go IN a theater, whereas to watch a program on TV, you had to turn it ON.
  It goes back to the old days when the actors actually had to perform ON the TV.
  
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
  That one is a good question
  Because now days doctors are very mafisadi they can masturbating to the thought of seeing the patient naked, and it would be uncomfortable for the patient to watch...!
  ...They really don’t *want* to see (most of) us naked, so it minimizes the trauma…
  
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  Only when it's the "moral majority"...
  
  Yes... made in Argentina... Buenos Aires
  
  Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
  One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!"
  "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive."
  
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
  ironicly, baby oil comes from barbecue... Petroleum! – besides wasn’t it *really* designed to be used as a lubricant when making a baby... lol!
  
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  
  - I have never noticed this... Blowing on a dog is an act of aggression... may be u stink... and ur odour r offensively unpleasant to dogs...
  but having the wind blow his face is exciting!
  

People evolved from apes, why are there still apes? You know Why? Because some people never change…

Duh! Imenivutia sana hii