Recipe: How to make love

Recipe: How to make love

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You will need the following:-
Please follow the instructions well
Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

 
LOL...LOL...LOL.... Speaker what the hell is wrong with you!!! Alafu hizo tips hazijaweka in consideration DISABLED... Not fair at all...... They do make love you know.....
 
kazi kweli kweli,haya ngoja niende sokoni!:dance::dance:
 
Hahahahaha nimependa “ if cake rises leave town“...haya bwana!!
 
"Do not lick mixing bowl after using it "
mmmhh hapo umeniangusha Spekear...
ile chokolate yote unataka niioshe kwenye sinki jamani mmhhhh
 
"Do not lick mixing bowl after using it "
mmmhh hapo umeniangusha Spekear...
ile chokolate yote unataka niioshe kwenye sinki jamani mmhhhh

yeah,kiafya sio nzuri after using,...
do all you can wakati unapika
 
yeah,kiafya sio nzuri after using,...
do all you can wakati unapika

mmmhhh
unaanza kulamba mwiko ulio korogea
halafu unamalizia na bakuli mmmhhh
raha vipi hahahahahahh lol
Kiafya nzuri sana tena sana...
 
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

nimeipenda hii.....
 
mmmhhh
unaanza kulamba mwiko ulio korogea
halafu unamalizia na bakuli mmmhhh
raha vipi hahahahahahh lol
Kiafya nzuri sana tena sana...

utawajua tu wanaoshibia jikoni lol
 
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