Romance mathematics

[Toboamambo]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

[Ben Saanane]

Duh!..................

 

[Shukuru]

mmmmmh..... jamani watu kweli akili wanazo hii kitu ni live aisee hususani iyo masuala ya statistics ndio live ile live maana mi mwenyewe si nayaona...nipo ful wasiwasi apa...