Sipendi ujinga

Red Scorpion · Sep 24, 2016

*_```Kuna jamaa kaniblock```_* eti kisa baada ya kuniuliza vp uko kwenu mvua inanyesha? *Namimi* _nikamjibu kwani sms niliokutumia ilikuwa na matope.

*Sipendagi ujingam ujue* [emoji20] [emoji20] [emoji20] [emoji20]

Stayfar · Sep 24, 2016

Playboy said:
Hivi haka kamsemo nani kakaleta,,,,,,,, ila kananogesha story “sipendi ujinga mimi"[emoji1]

Kwa kweli ni kazuri,inasaidia kupunguza maneno ya Kiswanglish,na inakuwa kama ni kudumisha utamaduni wetu wa ki Tanzania

mwalubaduh · Sep 24, 2016

hesbone said:
Nimejichanga weeeee nikafanikiwa kununua ka Vits kangu cha kunisaidia kwenye misele yangu. Siku moja nipo na baba mkwe wangu nampeleka hospitali, tukiwa tunasubiri kuruhusiwa kwenye mataa pembeni kulikuwa na Range Rover anaendesha kijana kama mimi tu. Baba mkwe wangu akaniuliza, *"mkwe!* *umemuona mwanaume huyo?"* Nilishikwa na hasira nikajikuta nimemjibu *"kuwa na baba mkwe tajiri raha sana, jamaa alipewa hiyo gari kama zawadi na baba mkwe wake siku ya harusi yake"* Basi baba mkwe wangu akanyamaza kimya akawa mdooooooogo.

*Pumbavu!* *huwa sipendi dharau mimi*

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google helper · Sep 24, 2016

Kweli sipendagi ujinga

mwalubaduh · Sep 24, 2016

Watanzania wengi sana hawapendi ujinga.....
Ila mda mwingine ujinga n mzur sana..
Ila mm cpendagi ujinga.

SlimFit · Sep 25, 2016

Mwalimu wa zamu wa kihindi alinituma niende darasani halafu nirudi na Kassim, mi nikaenda nikachukua kasimu ka Mwl. Aliyekua anafundisha nikampelekea mwl. wa zamu, ile na fika tu akaniuliza; wapi iko Kassim , nikamwambia haka hapa.

"Sipendagi ujinga wa kutumwatumwa Mimi"

Red Scorpion · Sep 25, 2016

Mambo ya Benki..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..account pia ni yangu..weka tu.. *sipendi ujinga mim*
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Red Scorpion · Sep 25, 2016

*Naingia kwa daladala kondaa ananidai nauli nampa elfu kumi, ananiangaliiiiaaaaa ananiuliza huna pesa nyingine boss??*

*Mimi naingiza kwa mfuko nachomoa tena elfu kumi nyingine...*

*Sipendagi ujinga nikiwa na hela mm* [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Red Scorpion · Sep 25, 2016

Rosweeter · Sep 25, 2016

Leo asubuhi kuna mtu kanitumia text inbox, "Mambo vipi Admn please add these two numbers 0712 173 610 0758 251 890.

Nimemjibu:
0712 173610 + 0785 251890 = 1,470,425,500.

Sipendagi ujinga mimi [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

Scorpio Me · Sep 25, 2016

Kulalake huu uzi nimeupenda[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mustaphagentleman · Sep 25, 2016

Jinsi ya kuondoa pattern lock kwenye cm ya mumeo/mpnz wako..........!!!

Kwanza muwekee maji ya kuoga akienda kuoga chukua cm yake iweke chaji kwa angalau asilimia 80 kisha muandalie chakula akishakula kaeni angalieni Tv kwa saa 2 mukipiga story za kujenga kisha kaitoe cm mpe mwenyewe cm yake utakuwa umejifunza jinsi ya kumuhudumia mumeo shenzy sana.............

[HASHTAG]#Unataka[/HASHTAG] kuona nini kwenye cm umbea tu utakufa kwa presha cheza nafas yako, michepuko n matokeo ya uzembe wako tu![emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]‼ sipendagi ujinga mm

Ezekiel nyalusi · Sep 25, 2016

Aaaa cpend ujinga mm

Angel Nylon · Sep 25, 2016

_[emoji41] *Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje, si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, 'We nani?', Jamaa akajibu, 'Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa'. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.*[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]_

*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga [emoji125]�[emoji125]�[emoji125]�[emoji125]

Framz · Sep 25, 2016

Rosweeter said:
Leo asubuhi kuna mtu kanitumia text inbox, "Mambo vipi Admn please add these two numbers 0712 173 610 0758 251 890.

Nimemjibu:
0712 173610 + 0785 251890 = 1,470,425,500.

Sipendagi ujinga mimi [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]

Ndugu ww ndiyo mjinga maana
0712173610+0758251890=1,497,425,500

Red Scorpion said:
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mwanawande · Sep 26, 2016

Red Scorpion said:
UTAMU WA NYUMBA ZA KUPANGA!
Jana mpangaji mwenzang alikuja
akaniambia nipunguze sauti ya radio
anataka kulala.
Leo anapika pilau na mimi
nmemwambia apunguze harufu ya viungo nataka kula ugali wangu. sipendi ujinga ajue.[emoji35]

Betri yenye chaji · Sep 26, 2016

fungi said:
Mademu wawil walikua wamekaa disco m1 mbovu mwingine mkali nikawafuata
*MIMI*:mambo vip dada
*DEM MBOVU*:kwa nyodo poaa
*MIMI*:samahani unajua ku dance
*DEM MBOVU*:ndioo huku akitabasamu
*MiMi*:bhas nlikua naomba ukadance nataka niongee na rafik ako

*spendi ujinga mimi[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]*

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Angel Nylon · Sep 27, 2016

```Walimu wengine bhana!```

*_Eti ananiuliza swali ili kuona kama najua lugha ya Wazazi wangu_* [emoji15]

```"hivi M'bu mnawaitaje kule kwenu,"```

*_Nikamjibu_* ```{huwa hatuwaiti ila wanakuja wenyewe}```

[emoji3][emoji3] _Nasisitiza sipendagi ujinga mimi._

Mustaphagentleman · Sep 27, 2016

*Iv ni nani aliyeanzisha ichi kimsemo 'sipendagi ujinga' maana saiv imekua kama kamchezo mtu anatuma sms chini anaandika sipendagi ujinga.. sasa nasema iv atakaye andika sms halaf akaandika hapendi ujinga sms yake sitaisoma. maana sipendagi ujinga mimi.*

zizu5 · Sep 27, 2016

fungi said:
Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na Mwalimu aliyenifundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.
*Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE.*
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Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.

Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa

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