Faana
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- Dec 12, 2011
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Soma hiki kisa kisha jenga hoja juu ya swali
Mume na mke walitembelea shamba na wakaona fahali 🐂 akifanya mapenzi na ng’ombe. Kisha mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Fahali hufanya mapenzi mara ngapi kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."
Mke akamtazama mume wake kisha akasema: "Umesikia!!!"
Mume naye akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng’ombe yuleyule?"
Meneja akasema: "Hapana, hapana! Kila mara ni na ng’ombe tofauti."
Mume akamtazama mke wake na kusema: "Umeona sasa!!"
Na hapo ugomvi ukaanza!!!
Swali: Nani alisababisha ugomvi? 😆
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A husband and wife visited a farm they saw a bull having sex with a cow. Then the wife asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull
having a sex per day?” Manager reply: “6 times or more a day”
Wife: looks to her husband and said… “you see!!!”
Then the husbund asked the manager “ you mean 6 times a day with same cow?”
Manager said: “ No,No with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his wife and say….” You see!!”
And the fight started!!!
Who caused the fight??
Mume na mke walitembelea shamba na wakaona fahali 🐂 akifanya mapenzi na ng’ombe. Kisha mke akamuuliza meneja wa shamba:
"Fahali hufanya mapenzi mara ngapi kwa siku?"
Meneja akajibu: "Mara 6 au zaidi kwa siku."
Mke akamtazama mume wake kisha akasema: "Umesikia!!!"
Mume naye akamuuliza meneja: "Unamaanisha mara 6 kwa siku na ng’ombe yuleyule?"
Meneja akasema: "Hapana, hapana! Kila mara ni na ng’ombe tofauti."
Mume akamtazama mke wake na kusema: "Umeona sasa!!"
Na hapo ugomvi ukaanza!!!
Swali: Nani alisababisha ugomvi? 😆
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A husband and wife visited a farm they saw a bull having sex with a cow. Then the wife asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull
Wife: looks to her husband and said… “you see!!!”
Then the husbund asked the manager “ you mean 6 times a day with same cow?”
Manager said: “ No,No with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his wife and say….” You see!!”
And the fight started!!!
Who caused the fight??
