Son of a Bi..h

Balantanda

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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."

Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a
son of a bitch."

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
 
Balantanda,
wee kweli unafahamu kuwachangamsha watu.
Angelikuwa dada yetu angelikuwa akisema "Ndiyo Padiri...." hahaaaa, safi sana.
 
Du! lazima nanihii ya padri ililala kwa kasi ya ajabu!
 
Balantanda,
wee kweli unafahamu kuwachangamsha watu.
Angelikuwa dada yetu angelikuwa akisema "Ndiyo Padiri...." hahaaaa, safi sana.

Mapadre mnatuonea sana. Kwanini lakini?
 
Mapadre mnatuonea sana. Kwanini lakini?

Chrispin padri?.......basi huchungi kondoo bali unachunga mbuzi maana kama post zako zinashaabiana na tabia yako kimatendo sijui kwanini unaishi........
 
Balantanda,
wee kweli unafahamu kuwachangamsha watu.
Angelikuwa dada yetu angelikuwa akisema "Ndiyo Padiri...." hahaaaa, safi sana.

Hahaaaaaaaaa...Ni vijimambo tu Poti...Pa1
 
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