Stalker hadi kwenye simu

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kuna watu wanashangaza sana.
Unakuta mtu anahangaika kuitafuta namba yako hadi anaipata.
Halafu akishaipata anaanza kukupigia simu.
Na kila ukipokea na kusema 'haloo' mwenzio anakata simu.

Halafu akiwa anapiga anakuwa ameficha [ame block] namba yake isionekane kwenye caller ID yako.
Anaweza kukupigia simu hata mara nne ndani ya wiki.
Siku zingine akipiga ukipokea na kusema 'haloo' naye anaitikia na kusema 'haloo' halafu anakata.

Na sauti yenyewe hiyo ya upande wa pili ni ya mdada.
Sasa wewe mdada...kama wewe ni fan wa NN si ujitambulishe tu....
Kwa nini unahangaika na kunipigia halafu nikipokea husemi kitu?
Unaogopa nini? Mimi sing'ati bana.

Kama huwezi kusema chochote ni bora uache tu kunipigia.
Natumaini safari ijayo ukipiga walau utasema lolote....sawa bibie?

Talk to you soon.

 

[Ngushi]

Labda anataka we [HASHTAG]#USAbaby[/HASHTAG] umsaidie kuondoka huku kwa wala vumbi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Labda anataka we [HASHTAG]#USAbaby[/HASHTAG] umsaidie kuondoka huku kwa wala vumbi

Sasa nitamsaidiaje kama hasemi chochote.

Anakera sana na huo ukimya wake.

Ila labda huenda anaipenda sauti yangu...yaani anapenda tu kuisikia ikisema 'haloo'.

Wachuchu huwa wanasema ni nzito na yenye kuongeza joto flani hivi...

 

[Roger Sterling]

Haha. I thought the mighty NN had no time for stalkers...?

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Wachuchu huwa wanasema ni nzito na yenye kuongeza joto flani hivi...

mhhh.....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Haha. I thought the mighty NN had no time for stalkers...?

Welp..they make me have time for them if they call my cell and not say anything.

I mean...I pick up every call on my phone.

 

[Joanah]

Anakupenda sana
Secret admirer

Tupo wa design iyo

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

mhhh.....

Hahahaaa yeah...hutaki sasa?

 

[Behaviourist]

Bila shaka huyo atakuwa ni Dinazarde mkuu![emoji1]......believe me!![emoji1]......JF inazua mengi!![emoji30]

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Hahahaaa yeah...hutaki sasa?

haaaa nawaza hilo joto linaongezeka maeneo gani..?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Anakupenda sana
Secret admirer

Tupo wa design iyo

Najua secret admirers ninao wengi sana....ninao all over the world from all walks of life.

But damn!

If someone calls me they better say something...nah'I mean?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

haaaa nawaza hilo joto linaongezeka maeneo gani..?

Well...you guessed it😛.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Bila shaka huyo atakuwa ni Dinazarde mkuu![emoji1]......believe me!![emoji1]......JF inazua mengi!![emoji30]

We nawe kutwa kucha unamuwaza Dinazarde tu....

Utakuwa unampenda wewe....si bure!

 

[Mbao za Mawe]

Huwenda mello kawapa details zako mkuu kuwa makini Nyani ngabu wetu.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Welp..they make me have time for them if they call my cell and not say anything.

I mean...I pick up every call on my phone.

Seems you look forward to them too, no?

 

[Behaviourist]

We nawe kutwa kucha unamuwaza Dinazarde tu....

Utakuwa unampenda wewe....si bure!

Tatizo letu sisi binadamu hatupendi kuambiwa ukweli!!.....nimekupa mwanga instead of working on it you kicked my ass!![emoji17] [emoji17] [emoji17]....huh?[emoji30]

 

[bitimkongwe]

Sasa nitamsaidiaje kama hasemi chochote.

Anakera sana na huo ukimya wake.

Ila labda huenda anaipenda sauti yangu...yaani anapenda tu kuisikia ikisema 'haloo'.

Wachuchu huwa wanasema ni nzito na yenye kuongeza joto flani hivi...

Haa umetumia neno 'wachuchu', hilo lilikuwa maarufu miaka ya mwisho wa sitini.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Seems you look forward to them too, no?

Nah not really but then again it depends on whether they are smashable [to coin a word] or not.

But if they are just fans of me, I ain't got no problem with that either.

I'm always game to chop it up with whoever....I never discriminate.

I'm a cool cat.

 

[Kituko]

Sasa nitamsaidiaje kama hasemi chochote.

Anakera sana na huo ukimya wake.

Ila labda huenda anaipenda sauti yangu...yaani anapenda tu kuisikia ikisema 'haloo'.

Wachuchu huwa wanasema ni nzito na yenye kuongeza joto flani hivi...

Kitengo kinataka kujua upo location gani,

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Haa umetumia neno 'wachuchu', hilo lilikuwa maarufu miaka ya mwisho wa sitini.

Mwaka 1968 nilikuwa namalizia MBA yangu University of Wisconsin - Madison.