Stress!.....!@3#%&**$*

[Amoeba]

You gave a lift to a beautiful girl
she fainted inside your car & u took her to the hospital.
Now that’s stressful, but at the hospital the Doc said she is pregnant &
congratulated u that you’re going to be a father You denied, but the
girl
said you are.
This is getting very stressful
To prove Your not the father , you requested for a DNA test. After the
tests, the doctor said you are Sterile and can’t impregnate a woman.
You are extremely stressed but relieved.
But On your way home, you suddenly remembered you left 3 kids at home…
Who the Hell is their father.
NOW THAT’S STRESS!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Hiyo sio stress tuu bali ni balaa na ugomvi huko home

 

[Preta]

Ni kasheshe......

 

[Gagurito]

Nikifika homee nawachinja kabisa teh!

 

[Amoeba]

Nikifika homee nawachinja kabisa teh!

Taratibu mkuu! Chondechonde na hiko kisu!

 

[Gaga]

Bora mkeo anakupenda sana aligundua na akaona ukipima maisha yako yote utakuwa na mawazo na stress za kudumu

 

[Meritta]

mh hiyo ni balaa

 

[pomo]

aaaghhhh, hiyo ni movie flan hiv ya kinaigeria, wale watoto c walikuwa wa dereva wao? bisha

 

[Gagurito]

Taratibu mkuu! Chondechonde na hiko kisu!

Unadhani ntamuacha salama hapo?

 

[Sharo hiphop]

Taratiiiibu bila kufanya chochote, take all three children to the hospital to prove if they are your or not through DNA check up! After realising that wewe ni mlezi and not the father, tell your wife to leave your gheto taratiiibu bila hata information to your neighbours. Other wise you will be lofa kwa kuitwa dadie kumbe mlezi.

 

[Quinty]

Now that's beyond stress for sure...only few men can handle that...suicide bells ringing in your head...dingly dingly dingly dingly...!

 

[Katavi]

Mmh!! Unaweza kumwaga damu!