Stress less Sunday

[Red Scorpion]

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town [emoji1]

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood [emoji6]

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! [emoji40]

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again. [emoji56]

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them[emoji12][emoji12]

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Q - You know why women love shoes? [emoji151]

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? [emoji594]
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. [emoji16]

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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? [emoji554][emoji319]

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.[emoji6]

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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. [emoji39]

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day[emoji23]

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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.[emoji12]

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....[emoji12][emoji12]

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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument....[emoji38][emoji12]

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife![emoji12][emoji12][emoji38][emoji12]

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...[emoji12][emoji23]

 

[Joseverest]

Hahahaha so funny