Tamaa Mbaya

[Chibudee]

TAMAA MBAYA

Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:

JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!

MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!

JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!

MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,

jioni ilipofika
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, "Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?"

MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, "Ndio!"

MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!

Mke hoi mzgo umeliwa bure......! kweli heshima pesa ndoa Vigelegele.[emoji122][emoji1][emoji122][emoji1]

 

[jogi]

Nyapu!!!

 

[Chibudee]

Nyapu!!!

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[Mehek]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yeuwiiii kazi kweli kweli

 

[Chibudee]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yeuwiiii kazi kweli kweli

Kipoleeee Una chojoa 1milion Yawatu

Vuta picha Ndio wewe sasa

 

[Joseverest]

Tamaa zilimponza fisi

 

[Chibudee]

Tamaa zilimponza fisi

Hatareee sanaa

 

[Joseverest]

Hatareee sanaa

Ndio hivyoo nyapu imepigwa burebure

 

[ukhuty]

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[Galapagosi]

Mzigo amekula bure kabisa

 

[Mehek]

Kipoleeee Una chojoa 1milion Yawatu

Vuta picha Ndio wewe sasa

[emoji57] acha kunifananisha na mambo ya ajabu bhanaa????ningekataa sijapewa

 

[Mehek]

Mzigo amekula bure kabisa

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[esau m]

Waweza mtegea sumu km sikumchoma wanawake mmuachage tamas jamani duh mnahaibisha

 

[Chibudee]

[emoji57] acha kunifananisha na mambo ya ajabu bhanaa????ningekataa sijapewa

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[Asprin]

[emoji57] acha kunifananisha na mambo ya ajabu bhanaa????ningekataa sijapewa

 

[Chibudee]

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[ndugaseli]

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[Galapagosi]

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Sema wahubani..

 

[Peter Madukwa]

Angekataa kuwa hajamwachia hela.

 

[kinehe]

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