Smiles
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Na bado wengine watafuata.....
kuonesha wazi kuwa hili suala la infidelity sio sahihi kabisa....:mad2:
Smiles saidia hapa....huyu ameongoka bila ya shaka yeyote.
Kamati kuu itakaa ijumaa kujadili huu upuuzi wako. Kimsingi umeonyesha uzembe Wa hali ya juu.
Hii ya tatu imenivunja mbavu mbili, ila umesahau Namnaani, Equator .....ofkoz hizi tahadhari zina make sense....
Asante Caren mwenye jina kama la mwanae Asprin.....
Safi sana.... ningemjua huyo mkeo ningempa zawadi.
Mmezidi na mambo ya kuiga.....hao kina "Teamo" unaowafata wenzio ukute hata hawafanyi hayo mambo,
nyie na kujifanya wajuaji...haya sasa! samahani kwa kuwa nashindwa kukupa pole kwa maana hayo umejitakia,
lakini pamoja na hayo bado tunakukaribisha chama cha upinzani pale utakapoamua kutubu na kuanza maisha yako upya
BILA INFIDELITY.....of any kind!!! :mad2:
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Na bado wengine watafuata.....
kuonesha wazi kuwa hili suala la infidelity sio sahihi kabisa....:mad2:
The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.
But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.
2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.
3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).
4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.
5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).
6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.
7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.
LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.
Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]
wewe kiboko i salute u :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::gossip::love:
Kipipimoyo wangu upo nimekumiss kweli
:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:
Orait orait najua tatizo nini nimekuzoesha asubuhi kukupa:hug::hug::hug:na :kiss::kiss::kiss:usikasirike kwa kuwa sijafanya hivyo ila ufahamu kuwa bado :A S 8::A S 8::A S 8::A S 8:
3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).
wapiiiii.............nadanganyikaaaaaaA!!!!! :mad2:
Hahahaha tatizo la Mikela alijikokotea utafikiri hana wife home mm nahisi lazima alimshika hata kiuno.
Alijisahau hata kugeuka nyuma aaangalie watu anao wapita au kupishana nao wanatathimini vp huo mzigo.
Angemtanguliza binti au yeye akazuga akaenda Lumumba kisha akaingia Uhuru na kurudia Congo then azame mjengoni angekuwa amesha wapote za maboya wafuatiliaji.
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The story is too good to be true maana kama ni kweli huwezi kurudi ofisini. The rule for any infidel is that once caught na huwezi kudeny then admit and apologise kwa umpendaye hivyo huwezi kurudi ofisini.
But assuming that its true then Teamo and co. should cleary tell u that you broke the following principles:
1. Never go into the infidelity game (while you are new comer into the game) with a new comer. Find someone more experienced akupe experience. Siyo mbaya kwa mwanaume kutoka na jimama.
2. Never ever while in DSM town go and cheat with anyone at the following hotels: Kibodya Inn, Durban Hotel, Bondeni Hotel (Magomeni). Everybody in town goes to those hotel and many of us ladies are aware of them.
3. Always trace your movements in every corner you go. Dont leave traces of your movements (Same way with deleteing sms and recent call lists).
4. Never cheat or pick a girl while you are not sure of your wives movement. Ensure all the time you have someone to trace her. if she is a house wife use the housegal or if she has a sister use her to know her movemnets while you are on your move.
5. Never open a door while you are in a hotel room. Let them break the door. (By the time they break the door wewe utakuwa tayari umeshavaa, umetandika kitanda, umefuta sperms na uko kwenye meza unafanya interview na mdada wako kama alivyofanya yule mkuu wa wilaya kule kusini). Ingawa hii haitamek sense kwa mama watoto but its easy to be excused bcoz hatakuwa na evidence na hakuna kosa kisheria kufanya intervieew na mfanyakazi wako kokote hata kama hotelini. (Usisahau kumkumbusha mama watoto pia mkataba wa Richmond ulisainiwa chumbani kwa Karamagi kule London).
6. If its really important to open the door always make the gal do that. Hakuna ujasiri wowote unaoufanya kwa wewe kuwahi mlango. Dont 4get kuwa adhabu nyingine kubwa ya cheaters ni kumwagiwa acid (ref. kubenea) so its better if its your better half who suffers the consequences.
7. Beware of hotels ambazo hazina alternative ways za kusepa. Do your research. I am sure the infidels themselves will give you the hotel names.
LADIES BE HAPPY!! NIMEWAPA TRICKS ZOTE AMBAZO WANAUME WETU HUWA WANATUMIA WANAPOKUWA WANACHEAT ON US. SO NEXT TIME YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ESPECIALLY NO. 6.
SIKU ZA MWIZI NI AROBAINI TU.Leo wakati wa chakula cha mchana nikatoka na kabinti kamoja kageni kametoka chuoni siku za karibuni kwa ajili ya kupata mlo wa mchana.
Tukaenda florida pub na kuagiza mexican chicken na chips tukisindikiza na bia lainilaini.
Utamu ukanoga, nikamkokota mtoto mpaka kwenye kijihoteli kimoja kinaitwa kibodya inn hapo mtaa wa nkuruma.
Tukapewa chumba kizuri kabisa na shughuli ikaanza.
Foreplay za hatari na ufundi wa kufa mtu.
Mara kitu kimo ndani nje, kama mara kumi na mbili hivi tukasikia mlango ukigongwa.
Ukagongwa kwa mara ya pili na kwa nguvu zaidi.
Nikaona nikasikilize kuna nini.
Ile kutaka tu, nikakutana uso kwa uso na mke wangu.
Akaniambia niendelee tu na kumchapa huyo binti, ila alikuwa amekuja kuniaga kuwa anarudi kwao, na wala hana haja ya kugwana mali, ila atachukua nguo zake zote tu.
Nikabaki hoi, ulimi umenitoka nisijue la kufanya.
Muda huu ndio naingia ofisini na kujiuliza hivi hawa wakina teamo, ni lipi nimekosea kwenye katiba yao?[/QUOTE]
Mshahara wa DHAMBI.....................!
Watu wana vituko................ Caren mambo!