The most absurd, outrageous, outlandish, out-of-this world rumor you’ve heard about you in JamiiForums

What up world!

First let’s take care of some housekeeping business. Umm...well...forget about it.

Let’s just get right to it.

So, what’s the most absurd, outrageous, outlandish, theater-of-the-absurdity-ish, and just downright false rumor about you that you’ve heard here in JamiiForums?

As for me, it’s just too many. I can’t even pick which one takes the cake. Some I’ve even forgotten about them.

But just a couple days ago during that kerfuffle [or brouhaha, if you will] I heard one that surprisingly I never heard of before!

The rumor is, that, yours truly here promised to marry one lovely Karucee after her impending dissolution of marriage was decreed.

Now, where that rumor originated from is beyond me. Even Karucee herself seemed kinda baffled as to the origins of it.

So what about you that left you nonplussed when you heard about it?

Hapa ndio inapotumikaga Google translate

AISEEEEEEEEEEE

BWAHAHAAHAAAAAA

HAYA MKUJE
Hornet Mzigua90
ukhty Jolie
Shunie
Asprin
Demiss
culture gal

hearly said:

AISEEEEEEEEEEE

BWAHAHAAHAAAAAA

HAYA MKUJE
Hornet Mzigua90
ukhty Jolie
Shunie
Asprin

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Hahahaaaaaa yeah baby!

Akili kubwa hii. Mmiliki wake hakamatiki kwa mitego ya ndezi teh teh teh.

Julius Magembe said:

Hahahaaaaaa yeah baby!

Akili kubwa hii. Mmiliki wake hakamatiki kwa mitego ya ndezi teh teh teh.

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teheee hii kweli akili kubwa ..hata mimi naiona hahaaa

hearly said:

teheee hii kweli akili kubwa ..hata mimi naiona hahaaa

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Ahahahahaaaaa laughing all da way to da bank baby!

This is rocket scientist type of akili.

Julius Magembe said:

Hahahaaaaaa yeah baby!

Akili kubwa hii. Mmiliki wake hakamatiki kwa mitego ya ndezi teh teh teh.

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ngoja waje ...mimi nimeagiza popcorn kabisa..ila mtuonee huruma aiseee leo ni siku ya kazi ..""drama na weekday ""msita tusa ""babishia tuzoreteshe uwajibikaji wetu

hearly said:

ngoja wake ...mimi nimeagiza popcorn kabisa..ila mtuonee huruma aiseee leo ni siku ya kazi ..""drama na weekday ""msita tusa ""babishia tuzoreteshe uwajibikaji wetu

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I’m drama free baby.

I just bring da pain and make it do what it do.

Ya feel me?!

Wallahy that was totally out of this world and yes I was trully baffled.

Hilo jina though.😀😀

Julius Magembe said:

I’m drama free baby.

I just bring da pain and make it do what it do.

Ya feel me?!

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yeaaah nimekupata ...
haya uwanja niwako leo ..ila mada nzito nzito kama hizi huwa zinanoga zikiwa zinaambatana na habari pictr mkuu ..la sivyo unakuwa unatupunja uhondo sisi hadhira...mambo ya kulishwa wali mkavu bila mchuzi sio kabisa yaani ..""kama vipi pitia pitia ktk library yako huko utudondoshee na kapictr hapa au wasubiri tujae nini ..??

Karucee said:

Wallahy that was totally out of this world and yes I was trully baffled.

Hilo jina though.😀😀

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Hilo jina ni stroke of genius.....hahahaahahaaa.

Silly G.

hearly said:

yeaaah nimekupata ...
haya uwanja niwako leo ..ila mada nzito nzito kama hizi huwa zinanoga zikiwa zinaambatana na habari pictr mkuu ..la sivyo unakuwa unatupunja uhondo sisi hadhira...mambo ya kulishwa wali mkavu bila mchuzi sio kabisa yaani ..""kama vipi pitia pitia ktk library yako huko utudondoshee na kapictr hapa au wasubiri tujae nini ..??

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Leo sijui niweke album langu kabisa...?

What do you think?

Au niweke birth certificate?

KERFUFFLE..! hapa baba ulitaka kuandika covfefe..?!

Julius Magembe said:

Hilo jina ni stroke of genius.....hahahaahahaaa.

Silly G.

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I can only imagine what else they shall come up with. A fifth child maybe.

Ubavu said:

KERFUFFLE..! hapa baba ulitaka kuandika covfefe..?!

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Hahahahaaa hata hiyo inafaa tu.

hearly said:

AISEEEEEEEEEEE

BWAHAHAAHAAAAAA

HAYA MKUJE
Hornet Mzigua90
ukhty Jolie
Shunie
Asprin
Demiss
culture gal

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Ubuyu wa kingereza mm nitasoma comment mfyuuuuuu

Julius Magembe said:

Hahahaaaaaa yeah baby!

Akili kubwa hii. Mmiliki wake hakamatiki kwa mitego ya ndezi teh teh teh.

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Karucee said:

I can only imagine what else they shall come up with. A fifth child maybe.

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Hahahaaaa silly you!!

You know I should be almost 70yrs old by now, right?

So definitely maybe a couple grandkids and great-grandkids.

I’m a grandpa now hahahahaaa.

Oh well...such is life, though.

When it throws lemons at you, you catch them, squeeze the shit out of them and make yourself some lemonade.

So who cares about bullshit rumours?. Is it worth to be discussed here?
Even if she was or she will really be promised or not, how does that gonna affect you/us?
Watu wengine...alafu ukute you are above 30 years

Demiss said:

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USA baby