The Silent Treatment!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each
Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM
And he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a
piece of paper by
The bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.
God may have created man before woman,
But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece