The wedding test for jf members

Lokissa

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Marriage is the only battle field where two enemies sleep together

My Dear Colleagues Please take two minutes off and read the Story

For Me, Yes, I would have passed the test!

Will u pass this test if you were subjected to this temptation?

Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you were the Guy?


THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight sexy miniskirts, Birkins, and generally was bra-less with tight standing breasts. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, give me a sexy seductive look and I always got more than a nice view.

It had been her deliberate intent because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, wearing just a Khanga written "KAMA WANIPENDA NIFUATE" with nothing inside from the look, giving a true geography of her body and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that nobody is home, thus she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold!, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my baba mkwe hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is:

........Guess what wanaJF?????, I was heading to my car where I kept my condoms.

Thanks;
 
wanajaJF maneno yameshikana lakini ujumbe mtakuwa mmuepata.samahani kwa atakaeshindwa kusoma.
 
Hahaaa,kumbe huwezi jizuia na temptations eeh! Una bahati ungepata fedheha ya kufa mtu.
 
Hii mmmh!! afadhali hata ulikumbuka kuwa kwenye gari una kondomu, lasivyo ungesikia moto.
 
i think this is one of the stupidest test ever..

Vipi kama hata ungekuwa hujali hizo condom na jamaa
hapo chini kasha nuna kinyama..
si unamvamia tu huyo bint mdogo..

halafu nini tu kitafuata hapa..

na huku nyuma
tayari ulikuwa unafanyaga na dada yake..
hapo hata hiyo familia ya msichana
watajidharau wenyewe sababu wenyewe ndo wali set hii test...
 
:coffee::coffee:
 
hahahahaha
yaani we mama wa Busara wangu
unajuaga kuni time hahah lol

vipi lakini waendeleaje mpenzi??

niko poa mpenzi nimeamua niwe pia nakufatilia maana tunaweza kulaumu upande 1 kumbe pande zote zina utata,,hahaha
 
niko poa mpenzi nimeamua niwe pia nakufatilia maana tunaweza kulaumu upande 1 kumbe pande zote zina utata,,hahaha

hahahahahah lol
mmhh haya bwana.
atafurahi sana kusikia mam wa Busara anasimamia kesi lol
 
wewe hutafurahi ushaniona mnoko siyo???

hahahahah lol
mmmhh naona leo kazi ninayo dear..
hapana dear..
mie Uporoto. Klorokwin na Magulumangu wote wanajua story
na wakiona kitu wamjulisha jamaa hahahah lol

ndo maana nikasema atafurahi sana kuona mama wetu wa busara
kumpelekea ujumbe hahahah lol

mie nafurahi na ninapenda ma dear friend
hahah lol
 

hao wote uliowataja sina imani nao,,ntamwambia fainest aangalie upya!kuna kona nilikukuta na klorokwin....................:A S thumbs_down:
 
hao wote uliowataja sina imani nao,,ntamwambia fainest aangalie upya!kuna kona nilikukuta na klorokwin....................:A S thumbs_down:

hahahahahahah lol
naona maombi mlima yanafanya kazi kweli my dear
hahah lol

Klorokwin ni dawa yangu ya maumivu tu mpenzi
hakina biggggiiii hahahahah lol
 
hahahahahahah lol
naona maombi mlima yanafanya kazi kweli my dear
hahah lol

Klorokwin ni dawa yangu ya maumivu tu mpenzi
hakina biggggiiii hahahahah lol

hapo pamenipa mshtuko sana inabidi nipande mlimani asap,,anakutibu maumivu gani vile??!!!!!!
 
hapo pamenipa mshtuko sana inabidi nipande mlimani asap,,anakutibu maumivu gani vile??!!!!!!

hahahahahhaahah lol
hata nisikushtue mpendwa..

nikiwa na vichomi, headache, au maumivu yeyote ya mwili
mmmhhh hachukui secunde kasha nitibu dear..

hhahahah lol
nway umeona TFs new avatar..??
 
wanajaJF maneno yameshikana lakini ujumbe mtakuwa mmuepata.samahani kwa atakaeshindwa kusoma.

Kumbe unajua halafu hutaki kuedit yaani mie hata sijamaliza kusoma nimepata kizunguzungu
 
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