think before you speak

[hashycool]

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"

 

[DJ BABU]

mchizi kajipiga dole mwenyewe

 

[Good Guy]

What tha... i'll always think b4 i speak.Thanx

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

kakamatwaaaa....

 

[shosti]

Hahahahahahaaaa,imetulia hiyo maana kajileta mwenyewe