the other day, while i was seeing my shrink, he asked me what i looked for in a woman.
Naturally i replied, "big tits."
he said, "no, i meant for a serious relationship."
so i said, "oh, seriously big tits."
"no, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"
he looked at me kind of worried as i just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt. "spend the rest of my life with one woman?
No woman's tits are that big."