toilet paper!!!

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

Huyu m-bush mi c mshangai coz toilet pepa si sio utamadun we2.
Sisi tumekua tukitumia maji.

Tripo9 said:

Huyu m-bush mi c mshangai coz toilet pepa si sio utamadun we2.
Sisi tumekua tukitumia maji.

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Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

PakaJimmy said:

Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

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Hata magunzi ya mahindi. teh teh!

eRRy84 said:

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

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sasa mshamba nani hapa? aliyetoka bush au anayeishi mjini? Kwanini toilet paper zisikae restroom?

kkakuona said:

sasa mshamba nani hapa? aliyetoka bush au anayeishi mjini? Kwanini toilet paper zisikae restroom?

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good point,

PakaJimmy said:

Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

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Tatizo ni pale unapopotea njia na kutumia yale majani ya kuwasha,hatari hiyoooo.

Ziondaughter said:

Hata magunzi ya mahindi. teh teh!

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Ha ha haa,acha habari hiyo,hasa ukapata yale magunzi yaliyokwisha liwa na mchwa.

eRRy84 said:

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

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Hha ahaha ahaha ahahaa a a a a, duh bado tuna mwendo mrefu. Niwekee hiyo toilet paper nitaila kesho, lol.

Hivi toilet paper kwa Kiswahili ni nini vile?