Tuambie [Message,Msemo,Status,...] huwa inakuchekesha sana..!!

Hakika hakuna kitu kizuri cha kwanza kama mwanadamu ni muhimu [badala ya kula] kama kucheka, hakuna asiyependa kucheka,hebu tuambiane kitu cha aina yeyote ambacho ukikisikia always kinakufanya ucheke....!!!





[tupunguze stress kidogo]

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

LUBEDE said:

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

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kweli mkuu ahhahaha asee

LUBEDE said:

siku hizi wanaume wamehamishia tabia za wanawake kwenye makalio,kiasi tukipishana nao lazima ugeuke ili kuangalia kama ana tabia nzuri...

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Aaan[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] yaani umenifanya nicheke mpaka watu wanaiangalia wanadhani nimewehuka

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

Ahahaaaaa duuuh mbavu zangu mieeee ahahahahaa

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Fredinho said:

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

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Mkuu hio inaweza kuwa OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)

Fredinho said:

mi huwa najishangaa na kujicheka mwenyewe, kila siku usiku kabla ya kulala huwa nafunga mlango na kuthibitisha mwenyewe,halafu nikifika kitandani hisia zinakuja kuwa labda sijafunga mlango,narudi tena kufunga mlango.

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Ahaaaa, mi pia hufanya ivyo

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