Typwriter

[Wakunyuti]

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

 

[LazyDog]

He must have wrote the letter twice that day


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[Wakunyuti]

He must have wrote the letter twice that day


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Hahaha!! i presume it was three times..morning,afternoon and Night

 

[Ibambasi]

hahhahahaha
uwii mbavu zangu jamani teheteehh

 

[Wakunyuti]

hahhahahaha
uwii mbavu zangu jamani teheteehh

hehe..take it easy iba,, kidogo tusahau ya ufisadi jamani maana vichwa vinauma bure..hela hazirudi

 

[LazyDog]

hehe..take it easy iba,, kidogo tusahau ya ufisadi jamani maana vichwa vinauma bure..hela hazirudi

Mi nacheki mambo ya mambo ya Dr. Slaa halafu narudi hapa kwenye JOKES ili nisije zimia.
Habari zinazoletwa JF haziwezi kumletea mtu pressure kweli?


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[Wakunyuti]

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Mi nacheki mambo ya mambo ya Dr. Slaa halafu narudi hapa kwenye JOKES ili nisije zimia.
Habari zinazoletwa JF haziwezi kumletea mtu pressure kweli?


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Aaaah!! hapa Pressure live..kama unaile mioyo ya plastic kwisha kabisa