Ukitumia akili, mke hawezi kukuacha

[MK254]

MAZUNGUMZO YA WALIOACHANA KWENYE SIMU

Mume: nisamehe, naomba turudiane mke wangu
Mke: una kikombe hapo?
Mume: no! kwanini?
Mke: kachukue kikombe jikoni
Mume: sawa, nishaenda chukua, sema!
Mke: kibwage kuanzia juu mpaka chini..
Mume: enheee... haya tayari
Mke: kimevunjika, sio...? Sasa kirudishe kilivyokua
Mume: hapana...! hakijavunjika, nilichukua cha plastiki
Mke: muone vile...! we mwanaume mkorofi sana, haya njoo unichukue

 

[UncleBen]

Hahaha haya bana

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Aisee huyo sela ni genious.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[double R]

Sound like husby

 

[zoghoo]

Akija nitamgegeda mpaka ajute kurudi

 

[Pohamba]

Hao wanawake wa Vijijini wa siku hizi anaomba ATM yako na pasword kutazama salio la bank kwanza au salary slip ajiridhishe kama wewe ni Mwanaume Suruali au mipango