Unafikiri ni kauli ipi inatisha kuliko zingine kwenye dala dala?

Hivi nilivyokaaa nitakupaje

ukhuty said:

Hivi nilivyokaaa nitakupaje

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Badili mkao.....

Mibas said:

Badili mkao.....

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inategemea na makonda

Msimpe nishampa huku nyuma mambo ya kwenye daladala hayo

shika bomba nenda nyuma

ukhuty said:

Msimpe nishampa huku nyuma mambo ya kwenye daladala hayo

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.....toobaaa!..ati umesema!??

Naona maisha yanavozidi kuwa nganga ndo nyuzi za kuondolea stress zimekuwa nyingi.

Nilipanda daladala siku moja pale Tegeta kwa ndevu usiku kama saa tano hv,wale wapiga debe wako na style mpya ya kutangaza . walikuwa wanasema Ub** uko Bunju.....Wakimaanisha Boko Bunju.....

Dada Uko nyuma hujanipa bado [emoji15] [emoji15]

konda: dada zangu hapo hamjanipa

wanajibu: kwani inakaribia kusimama?

konda: kwani nyi hamuoni?

"Imesimama ikalie hiyo hadi mjini"

demigod said:

1) Nitakupa.
2) Atakupa mbele.
3) Hujapewa mbele?
4) Utapewa nyuma.
5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.
6) Ngoja isimame nikupe.
7) Subiri asimamishe nikupe.
8) Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?
9) Utapewa tulia.
10) Nikupe mara ngapi?
11) Msimpe nimeshampa huku mbele


Chagua halafu
ongezea na wewe zingine

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Utaiona pepo
Katika yote .... nyuma...umeitaja mara moja.
..Atakupa nyuma
..Hujapewa nyuma?

No 9

Yaani hakuna watu wenye maneno tena machafu kama makonda wa daladala jamani kuna siku nilikuwa iringa nilipanda daladala sasa konda akamrudishia chenji abiria hela ya noti ambayo imechanika abiria ni mwanaume akauliza mbona umenipa hela iliyochanika? Konda akamjibu yule baba kwani unataka nini mbona ww mwenyewe umechanika? Duhhh kilichofuata hapo ni shida.............

Utapewa tulia[emoji38]

kwassa kwassa said:

Dada Uko nyuma hujanipa bado [emoji15] [emoji15]

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Utapewa huko mbele[emoji41]

Mimi kauli zinazonitisha ni tabia ya makonda weengi wao hukuita/huita abiria majina sio

Mara utasikia shangazo hapo nyuma...mjomba vipi unaenda..haya mama mdogo yenye seat hii..
Anti unaenda mbagara
Anko unashuka kitua gani
Dent mpishe mama ako akae..

Dooh maana kama ndio kuomba udugu sio kiivyo sasa..teh

Abdul mndili said:

Mimi kauli zinazonitisha ni tabia ya makonda weengi wao hukuita/huita abiria majina sio

Mara utasikia shangazo hapo nyuma...mjomba vipi unaenda..haya mama mdogo yenye seat hii..
Anti unaenda mbagara
Anko unashuka kitua gani
Dent mpishe mama ako akae..

Dooh maana kama ndio kuomba udugu sio kiivyo sasa..teh

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demigod said:

1) Nitakupa.
2) Atakupa mbele.
3) Hujapewa mbele?
4) Utapewa nyuma.
5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.
6) Ngoja isimame nikupe.
7) Subiri asimamishe nikupe.
8) Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?
9) Utapewa tulia.
10) Nikupe mara ngapi?
11) Msimpe nimeshampa huku mbele


Chagua halafu
ongezea na wewe zingine

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